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top 100 memorable scenes from the movies !
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^ ron jeremy
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Inception- the credits at the end.
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"put the bunny back in the box"
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"why us sarge" "cos wre ere lad theres nobody else"
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WHEN THE BIG SPACESHIP CAME OVER THE HILL ON CLOSE ENCOUNTERS!!!
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Robocop - The Mayor Held Hostage
[Ron Miller is holding City Hall hostage to get an old job back and Lt. Hedgecock is negotiating from outside with a bullhorn] Lt Hedgecock: Okay Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you what you want! Miller: First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! Lt Hedgecock: Okay. Miller: And I want a bigger office! And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all! Lt Hedgecock: What kind of car, Miller? Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really **** gas mileage! Alright. Lt Hedgecock: How about a 6000 SUX? Miller: Yeah! Okay, sure! What about cruise control? Does it come with cruise control? Lt Hedgecock: Hey, no problem, Miller. You let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt! Miller: Lieutenant, don't jerk me off! When people jerk me off, I kill them! You wanna see? [Miller goes over to the Mayor] Lt Hedgecock: Get up, Your Honor. Get up! Get up. Your public wants to see you. [Miller pulls the Mayor to the window and points the gun at his head] Miller: Nobody ever takes me seriously! We'll get serious now... and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye! [Robocop punches through the wall, grabbing Miller and the gun, then he punches Miller in the face and sends him flying out the window] |
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How about a 6000 SUX?
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I only tell you once. Don't f*ck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to f*ck me.
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As good as it gets. Jack Nicholson " Im scared his gunna pull the stiff one eye on me"
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FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
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In 500 years of brotherly love and democracy the swiss produced the cuckoo clock
the best movie ever made.............. can any of ye name it. |
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"come back here, I'll bite your bloody legs off"
or "he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" |
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"Is it safe"
"Certainly Sir, i'll take the blonde you take the one with the turban" |
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Motley, that was from The Third Man. An excellent film and a good choice.
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jaws ....one of th guys looks over the side of the small fishing boat in the ocean and this dirty great muvva feka of a shark glides by he turns pale and says to the others ..............we,re gonna need a bigger boat !
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Squeal like a pig.
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Elevator at Tottenham Court Road tube - American Werewolf in London.
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Butch Cassidy: I'll jump first.
Sundance Kid: Nope. Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first. Sundance Kid: No, I said! Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?! Sundance: I can't swim! Butch Cassidy: [laughing] Why, you crazy — the fall'll probably kill ya! |
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The bit where bambis mum dies
 When Beatrix Potters husband dies always gets me |
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Carrie, End of the film where her arm comes out of the ground.
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Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."
- "Yes I have." - "Look!" - "Just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) |
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Pale Rider - Clint Eastwood (The Preacher) hits the big guy between the legs with a sledgehammer and helps him back onto his horse. Hilarious scene.
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little-known black comedy called Orphans where eldest son attempts to carry his mother/father(?)'s coffin into cemetary on his own on his back and ends up face down in the mud with the coffin sliding off over his head....ring a bell with anyone?
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ON MY COMMAND UNLEASH HELL
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Kill Bill 1
The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. [in English] The Bride: Except you, Sofie! You stay right where you are! |
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Kill Bill 1
Japanese Businessman: [in Japanese; subtitled] Do you like Ferraris? Go Go Yubari: [in Japanese] Ferraris... Italian trash. [Japanese businessman giggles] Go Go Yubari: Do you want to screw me? [Japanese businessman giggles again] Go Go Yubari: Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no? Japanese Businessman: Yes. [She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword] Go Go Yubari: How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you? |
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Blow
Fred Jung: Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on. Sounds a touch like a week at Betfair |
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Ray Winstone in the "Where's your tool?" scene in Scum.
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A touch of class there Slippy, you have a touch of class," as the fella said
in Italy for 30 years under the Borgia's they had torture, bloodshed, murder, warfare, but they produced, Michelangelo, Leonardo Da vinci, and the renaisance, in Switzerland they had Brotherly love, in 500 years of democoracy and peace, what did that produce, the cuckoo clock, so long holly. Orson Wells pure genius. The Third Man. |
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Agree with the final scene in The Long Good Friday, Bob Hoskin's realisation that he's a dead man.
Joes Pesci's "Funny How?" scene from Goodfellas Also Alec Baldin's "motavational" speech in Glengarry Glenross.... |
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"Leelu Dallas Multipass"
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withnail and i , bartender bring me a selection of your finest ales ,i want the finest ales known to humanity ,i want them here and i want them now !
monty you terrible c nut ! |
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In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Clint Eastwood The Good, The Bad and The Ugly |
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Marty Y'know what we got here? Mother****in' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk.
name the film |
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Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
classic |
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Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a **** if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... ****... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change.
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True Romance
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Jack Torrance: Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?
Wendy Torrance: Yeah. Jack Torrance: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing [types] Jack Torrance: or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the **** you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that? Wendy Torrance: Yeah. Jack Torrance: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the **** out of here? Hm? |
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Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace? Reg: Oh, peace - shut up! Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all. Dissenter: Uh, well, one. Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid. |
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Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons. Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name? Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'. [the Centurion laughs] Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir. Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? " Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir. Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Brian: Can I go now, sir? [slap] Brian: Aaah! Eh. Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this! [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away! Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only... Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week. Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you. [takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically] Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... [another guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [more chuckling] Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... [chuckle] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [both guards chuckle] Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this? Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him! |