famous recent commentary quotes

South African commentator yesterday, something along the lines of:

"And so and so is back in the field, I can't remember the name, I'll come back to that one later."

"and he's got this one completely shot to bits, er!"  didn't mention they had to go round again but that can happen, at stratford.

2008 Chelt Gold cup,"and Denmans got him at it" the place went mental, as the Tank poured it on down the hill.Still gives me goose bumps,priceless memories.

"wonder if we'll ever see his like again...!" as 'the voice' describes the closing stages of another arkle romp. now if you are talking about goosebumps.

'hes trying to pull her up'

As he beat the same 3 horses again,RDL.20008 Denman was running away from the widely accepted 2nd best horse ever.

great one yesterday...."JP Spencer and Hayley Turner have been at it all day and Jamie's on top "

Best one ever, was in cricket....." the batsman's Holding,  the bowler's Willie.

Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie, Fanny Sunneson, lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' choice of tires on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first "Millionaire" winner, Judith Keppel, on This Morning: "She was practicing fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well, Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham versus Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands, he just tossed it off."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

A new grandstand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away: "My word! Look at that magnificent erection!"

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

Carenza Lewis, discussing how people found food during the Middle Ages on Time Team Live, said: "You'd eat beaver, if you could get it."

U.S. PGA Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh, my God! What have I said?!"

Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford - Cambridge boat race in 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, Weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

after what shes shown today---QUOTE--i'm sure she will prefer a STIFF SIX