Just got back from Tesco--------

and I was standing in the queue at  the checkout with a jumbo sized trolley full to the top with shopping, when I looked behind me and saw a sweet little old lady carrying a basket with just a small carton of milk in it.-----------I said "is that all you've got love?"---she said " yes my dear it is "-----------so I said   " well I would bogger off to another checkout then , 'cause I'm gonna be bladdy ages with all this lot !"