Applicants are invited to fill temporary vacancies left by several landed-gentry members choosing to Winter in sunnier climes.
You will need to have a little knowledge about horses. For example if you ever watched Black Beauty or My Little Pony DVDs then that should suffice.
It's essential you understand basic maths. For example what does six gin and tonics plus five strikes of the whip amount to? That's correct, the answer is 'another gin and tonic'.
You must be able to turn a blind eye to rule transgressions by our 'friends'. You know the type that has been to the same old school as ourselves.
Finally, your job will be to retain the status quo and not rock the boat. In particular, even though you have a wealth of knowledge about racing and have strong negative opinions about these whip changes please do not have the courage to step out of line and voice your concerns. We are born and bred into not speaking the truth. It's bad form, old boy.
Wretched, ephemeral race, children of chance and tribulation, why do you force me to tell you the very thing which it would be most profitable for you not to hear?
The very best thing is utterly beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing. However, the second best thing for you is: to die soon.
Quote from Aristotle.
Wretched, ephemeral race, children of chance and tribulation, why do you force me to tell you the very thing which it would be most profitable for you not to hear?The very best thing is utterly beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to