jobs on the line , millions of pounds on the line .inmates running the racing asylum . supposably biggest day in this years calendar .. defectors escaping from the turmoil ..bookies in GIB .horses want more than 5 lashes to perform for jocks , too big a number to count inside a hard to distinguish furlong marker .on and on it goes ,punters stay away from racecourses in droves . BIG ISSUE IS CALLED in to help the patient recover . IDEAS ON A POSTCARD to arrive in greenland in time for xmas for santas judgement . hold it ..............looks like a dead end ahead , slow down till we take stock ............serious business needs HELP URGENTLY .............................