"A workshop to teach people over 60 about "sex in later years" has been cancelled due to a "lack of interest".The free session, called Generation Sex, was being run by Portsmouth City Council with the aim of encouraging older people to practise safer sex."
"Regardless of the surgeon's promise that I would be able to dance the tango by Remembrance Day, I am still pretty lame. When propositioned recently by a woman to 'come upstairs and make love', I had to explain that it was one or the other." At 82, reporting on his six-month-old artificial knees.
Reminds me of Sir Clement Freud's anecdote...."Regardless of the surgeon's promise that I would be able to dance the tango by Remembrance Day, I am still pretty lame. When propositioned recently by a woman to 'come upstairs and make love', I had to e