Joke

What time is the joke being posted please?

with millions in the bank i doubt it

you dont think hes marrying her for her money do you

take it u didnt like the joke then

sorry fellas, ill try hader next time!

Just hired an Eastern European cleaner.
It took her five hours to Hoover the apt.

Turns out she was a Slovak

BBC news: Hound Dog songwriter dies at 78.

Wife said to be crying all the time.

I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I get distracted easily because my head..... SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES!! KNEES AND TOES!!

"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes"
"When do we want it?"
"kh unts!"

Dad whats a TRANSEXUAL
Ask yer Mum.............He will know.

v good mange

Buses,i thought you were better than that.

which one acey?


all of them?

sorry mate!

An English man, Irish man and Scottish man walk into a pub... To watch Wales play in the Semi-finals Rugby World Cup.

Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, & Paul Newman, were sitting aaround a camp fire, discussing who was the hardest.
Eastwood say's I killed a bear with my bare hand's.
Newman say's I wrestled 2 adult croc's gouged both their eyes out & killed them both.

Chuck Norris just sat there saying nothing, poking the fire with his c0ck.

englishman irishman and scotsman in the pub. welshman can make it as he's still in new zealand!!

Went to Ascot last week with my English girlfriend, but were refused admission.

Gateman said you cant come in here without a Thai