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she tied it to a pylon...
...10,000 volts shot up it's @rse and turned it's wool to nylon!
HIC
...10,000 volts shot up it's @rse and turned it's wool to nylon!
HIC
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poor.
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A man is in the pub with is mates, telling them about hìs latest purchase -a blow up doll. Arent they great? He says. I mean, where else can u find a woman that always looks shocked at the size of your pen1s?
IM BORED FFS |
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A very drunk paddy met a prostitute up a dark alley. He asks how much for full sex. '£20' she replies 'Ok.' says Paddy an they get down to business. Next min a cop appears and shines his torch in their faces, 'Wots goin on here?' he asks. 'Nothing Officer, I'm just having sex with my wife.' 'Sorry Sir,' apologises the cop, 'I didn't know it was your wife.' Paddy shouts, 'Neither did I till you shone ur fckin torch in her face!'
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Mary had a little lamb,
It´s fleece was black as soot, And everywhere that Mary went, The lamb was sure to go the other way. |
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck She stood them on the mantlepeice to see if they would ffffffall off  |
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There was a young lady named Tuck...
Had the really most frightfully rum Luck; One day in a Punt... SHe fell over the front... |
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AND WAS EATEN ALIVE BY A DUCK!!
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On the t!ts of a barmaid from Sale,
Was a list of the price of the ale, Upon her behind, for the sake of the blind, Was the very same list, but in braille. |
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Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a Phallus Gthey found her vag1na In North Carolina AND HER @SRHOLE IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE!! |
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There was a young girl of Devizes
Who had t!ts of two different sizes One was so small, it was no good at all. The other that large, it won prizes. that´s it, I´m off for a pint |
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There was a young man from Cape Cod
He put his own mom in a pod His name, it was Tucker The bugger the fooker The bleeder the b@stard the sod |
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hey frankel
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM GLUM SHE MADE A FUNNY NOISE WITH HER BUM Have you heard it mate ? |
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FAAAAAAAAAART [smiley:crazy]
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There was a young lady from Tottenham
Who one day at the vicars She threw off her knickers Because she said she felt hot in 'em |
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loads of gooduns there |
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mary had a little lamb
she put it in a basin and every time it came out she'd kick its feckn face in  |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of **** cos Jill's a fckn tranny.  |
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c0ck
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Jack and jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water Jill came down With half a crown But not for fetching water |
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@Greg... never heard it...
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There was a fresh student at McGill
Who swallowed a nuclear pill Tney found HER vag1na in SOUTH Carolina ... AND HER TITS UP A TREE IN BRAZIL!! |
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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead And now it goes to school with her Between two hunks of bread. |
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Frankelstein 30 Sep 11 18:10
@Greg... never heard it... faaaaaaaaaartblmmumph |
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A youg ABle Seaman from Torbay
Set sail for China, one day He was tied to the tiller by a sex-starved gorilla AND CHINA'S AN EFFING LONG WAY!! |
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mary had a little lamb,
it **** upon the floor she had it ritualistically slaughtered for halal meat. |
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mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket, she let it out occasionally to let the welshmen feed it. |