what would your other half say if she knew how much money you gambled

every good relationship needs a little mystery - no, I don't tell her !

SHE SAID I WAS MENTALLY ILL.

she would not believe it

none of her ffing business

I got dumped

Reverse the she with he and swap gambled for spent on shoes and handbags.

MT :^0

use a joint acc for pay in withdraw- leads to an easier life
:)

luckily my other half doesn't answer back, she is an inflatable.

mine says nothing.shes an angel





















but she looks down at me and sees every bet

:-)

Never mind when im winning

gives out when losing

I tell her if i win, about a quarter of the truth and generally tell her about a quarter of my losses, no point saying i dont bet, im constantly got me head in a form book.

a little trick for you lads ,have a couple of £20 bets hope they lose and leave the tickets were she can see them simple :)

shes takin a gamble being with me

She would say:

"Well, now that we're finally completely honest with each other, I have sha gged your brother for the last 4 years" :(

SHE THREW ME OUT

I COULDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID I WAS DRUNK,AND MOST OF HER WORDS WERE SWEAR ONES

IF SHE ONLY THREW ME OUT ,AND I WAS A NICE MAN,SOME OF YOUR WIFES WILL MURDER YOU IF THEY FIND OUT

ESPECIALLY IF ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH