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every good relationship needs a little mystery - no, I don't tell her !
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SHE SAID I WAS MENTALLY ILL.
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she would not believe it
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none of her ffing business
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I got dumped
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Reverse the she with he and swap gambled for spent on shoes and handbags.
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MT :^0
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use a joint acc for pay in withdraw- leads to an easier life
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luckily my other half doesn't answer back, she is an inflatable.
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mine says nothing.shes an angel
but she looks down at me and sees every bet |
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:-)
Never mind when im winning gives out when losing |
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I tell her if i win, about a quarter of the truth and generally tell her about a quarter of my losses, no point saying i dont bet, im constantly got me head in a form book.
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a little trick for you lads ,have a couple of £20 bets hope they lose and leave the tickets were she can see them simple :)
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shes takin a gamble being with me
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She would say:
"Well, now that we're finally completely honest with each other, I have sha gged your brother for the last 4 years" :( |
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SHE THREW ME OUT
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I COULDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID I WAS DRUNK,AND MOST OF HER WORDS WERE SWEAR ONES
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IF SHE ONLY THREW ME OUT ,AND I WAS A NICE MAN,SOME OF YOUR WIFES WILL MURDER YOU IF THEY FIND OUT
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ESPECIALLY IF ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
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