Going to Ascot tomorrow

eat before you go

dont buy fish n *****

drink before you go

Bet before you go

have a p i s s before u go

Do your form analysis before you go - not on the train. Too rowdy.

For some reason Ascot attracts drunken yobs on the train with their beer cans (even before midday on the winter NH meetings).

some very helpful advice here from some old forum favourites

dont go

If the weather's good, (if you're driving) get there early and stop off at Virginia Waters lake. Wander over to the valley gardens and behold! This time of year the Azalias, Magnolias and Rhodedendrums are blossoming and it's one of the most beatiful sights. You will have backed your 1st winner.

Apart from that Souter Point in the 3.10 has its ground at last and could be vw handicapped

Busker Royal - 4.55

take your own toilet roll.

Mith Hill 4.55

Lots of regular racegoers on here as usual,but so am i day out nice weather away from these -oospots enjoy and back Busker!

Pretty Star

if its windy ...dont wear baggy clothes and carry a r post downstairs