POOR JOKE PRIOR TO THE SERIOUS BETTING STARTS

awful and sick too

oh dear :(

A new low....You should be banned IMO

not good at all , looking at your forum name it dosnt suprise me .

must be a rgt thwat this one he was even agreeing with lambeth walk earlier. sick.

FFS......how hypocritical the public are. This joke was done by Jimmy Carr,
iif you are famous,it proves people laugh at any old ****. If you are not,
people beome offended.

oh well..if it was done by Jimmy Carr then it must be ok

Jimmy Carr is banned on this fourm
hth

Nope. But it proves a point,not that I was starting out to make one. The
public are fickle about such jokes.

That is TOP humour, a brilliant joke. Its just so well constructed:

"I met a stranger and said if you were a child I would have sex with you"

Its brilliant.

Ive got a similar joke:

ALL PAEDOS SHOULD BE SKINNED ALIVE, RUBBED IN SALT AND THEN LOCKED IN ROOM WITH VICTIMS FAMILY.

funny eh?

probably need to work on your delivery there if only

Who is Jimmy Carr?

Alien Sex Fiend is right, imo.

Well said if only.

Oh weel seem to have offended people...sorry.
But I will add one last point,and no more,think about humour,very hard to tell any joke,
the strong feelings about 1 topic,are fair enough,but you may well tell a joke,and people
will take offence,but because the subject is not close to your heart,it will not bother you.
And as for skinning Paedos............talk is cheap. A paedo moved in near us 5/6 years
ago,all these,I would do this/that.....were not to be seen. When he was done,they
all claimed to do it,funny as only 1 did according to the police.

I remember the good old days when you could tell an " English man, Irish man, Scots man" joke without looking over both shoulders first.

Hey, lay off the English, PSS

These are some of Jimmy Carr jokes

I was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this sign: "This door is alarmed." I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?"


A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber

My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.

Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks


Sleeping with prost1tutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well