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bluebook
14 Apr 10 10:02
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The old washing machine's getting old now and has a tendency to walk around the kitchen as it vibrates. I placed seventeen bingo balls on it during the spin cycle this morning to represent the 17 runners in Beverley's 3:10. The last one remaining when the other sixteen had tumbled off was :

Number 2 : FOL HOLLOW

I note this horse is a shortie, so perhaps the old Bendix knows a thing or two about this game.

More to follow from second wash.
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Report Deltâ April 14, 2010 10:03 AM BST
can you put the lottery numbers up for tonight - thanks blue'
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 10:05 AM BST
Not sure the Bendix would stoop to doing the lottery.
Report ilikewavingatbuses April 14, 2010 10:05 AM BST
I note this horse is a shortie, so perhaps the old Bendix knows a thing or two about this game.

LOL
Report Early Morning Riser April 14, 2010 10:06 AM BST
you could sell that system on e-bay.
Report fairweather April 14, 2010 10:12 AM BST
is your wife Hattie Jacques BB?
Report nightshift man April 14, 2010 10:14 AM BST
:^0
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 10:16 AM BST
The budgie lost his touch. Think the early successes went to his head. Ended up overdosing on a seed bell.
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 10:17 AM BST
Next up will be the lucky fifteen from Beverley's 3:45.
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 10:18 AM BST
lol superb
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 10:21 AM BST
I've removed the number 6 ball with Waahej a non-runner.
Report dannyho12 April 14, 2010 10:27 AM BST
money laundering ;)
Report anfieldkings April 14, 2010 10:34 AM BST
lol i actually fancy this today

have a thread on the selection, i didn't go into it so scientifically though :^0
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 10:44 AM BST
Fourteen balls were set to go and after a cool wash the remaining bingo ball was :

Number 8 ( 3:45 Beverley )

Just need to check who that is.
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 10:45 AM BST
Bloody hell, old Bendix likes the favourites !

Number 8 : ZAPLAMATION
Report RyanWe April 14, 2010 11:06 AM BST
LOL best system I've read on this forum, wish you all the best with the selections.
Report Scuttler April 14, 2010 11:19 AM BST
If your old washing machine vibrates as much as you say Bluebook, you might be surprised to find the missus doesn't want you to get rid of it.
Report 3753 Cruithne April 14, 2010 11:41 AM BST
Roffle, quality
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 11:45 AM BST
Just as long as I can watch, Scuttler. ;)
Report THETRUTHHURTS April 14, 2010 11:49 AM BST
LOL,BEST THREAD OF THE DAY..
Report youresomean April 14, 2010 11:50 AM BST
or even the year so far
Report boxingthefox April 14, 2010 11:51 AM BST
I'm gonna use this system to take the bookies to the cleaners :^0
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 12:27 PM BST
No more washing today.

Might try a couple of 3yo races next time as I'm pretty clueless with them. :|
Report Win only - Sp only April 14, 2010 12:29 PM BST
this system is small comfort.
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 12:54 PM BST
If this system doesn't work on Day 1, don't give up with it.
PERSILvere with it.
Report Facts April 14, 2010 12:55 PM BST
awful,just awful !
Report bluenose7 April 14, 2010 12:57 PM BST
This thread is just "SPIN" :0

;)
Report prague April 14, 2010 12:59 PM BST
its a BOLD system
Report buzzer April 14, 2010 1:03 PM BST
This doesn't wash with me
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 1:06 PM BST
I hope it works for you bluebook. I suspect you will be HUNG OUT TO DRY otherwise.
Report all over April 14, 2010 1:06 PM BST
hope u take the book to the cleaners
Report ilikewavingatbuses April 14, 2010 1:13 PM BST
dont lay his lads, he'll take ya to the cleaners!
Report ManWithNoName April 14, 2010 1:14 PM BST
Remarkably, Tricity Bendix washing machines are one of the most reliable washing machines according to Which? Tricity Bendix come up at the top of Which? reliability tables beating not only the more expensive Zanussi and AEG, but several other leading makes.

Reliability - that's what we want from your Bendix.

Encouraged by this, I will be having £3 e.w. on each of today's selections.
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 1:19 PM BST
it seems this washing machine idea is DRUMming up quite a bit of interest.
Report Stake & Chips April 14, 2010 1:24 PM BST
Think I'm going to keep my powder dry. Cheers anyway for the tips.
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 1:25 PM BST
If this system proves to be successful you could set up a phone line.

You could call it 'The Washing Line'
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 1:36 PM BST
Keeping your washing powder dry, Stake & *****?
Report ManWithNoName April 14, 2010 1:40 PM BST
Washing line or clothes horse?
Report Stow_judge April 14, 2010 1:45 PM BST
Will you be all washed up later on?
Report down the tubes April 14, 2010 1:58 PM BST
Lets hope fol hollow doe'nt finish out with the washing
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 3:16 PM BST
Phew, that was a close one.

If FH had won I'm sure old Bendix would've started to demand Bold liquid wash over Tesco's own brand.
Report THETRUTHHURTS April 14, 2010 3:18 PM BST
SCRAP IT SON
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 3:18 PM BST
Close, but if they don't win it may be a case of 'back to the IRONING BOARD' with this washing system.
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 3:19 PM BST
ManWithNoName collects on the place portion. :)
Report all over April 14, 2010 3:21 PM BST
take the washing to dot cotton
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 3:22 PM BST
Yeah, backing them WIN and PLACE....

If they manage to place at least you get some back.....

Which could SOFTENER the blow.
Report THETRUTHHURTS April 14, 2010 3:28 PM BST
at least its some COMFORT
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 3:29 PM BST
SCRAP IT SON

What the system or the machine ?!
Report THETRUTHHURTS April 14, 2010 3:30 PM BST
LET US KNOW IF THERES ANYLENOR
Report THETRUTHHURTS April 14, 2010 3:31 PM BST
quick tip,,,,never answer the phone when ironing..
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 3:33 PM BST
LOL!
Report ribotman April 14, 2010 3:35 PM BST
the odds on zaplamation will be tumbling down
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 3:40 PM BST
Blue SPINnaker is quietly fancied.
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 3:45 PM BST
is anybody WAtSHING the race?
Report Guesser April 14, 2010 3:46 PM BST
you could clean up with this system
Report Ylime April 14, 2010 3:47 PM BST
Money down the drain if you ask me
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 3:52 PM BST
unbelievable scenes!

Quick, get another wash in.
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 3:53 PM BST
A win and a fourth of sixteen.

Bendix defo deserves a pint of Bold now. :)
Report rubbernut April 14, 2010 3:54 PM BST
my washing machine was broken needed to call this guy out to**it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGlUUAmjxk&feature=related
Report ManWithNoName April 14, 2010 3:55 PM BST
This is too good to miss.

I'll be sending some grubby shirts and soiled socks by first-class courier.

Thanks again.
Report ashmeade 79 April 14, 2010 3:55 PM BST
How much do you want for the system?
Report The Lizard King April 14, 2010 6:28 PM BST
Get that wash basket filled up ready for the morning.... Keep the whites seperate from the colours though.
Report dewey April 14, 2010 6:31 PM BST
bluebook - I salute you. f.brilliant
Report bluebook April 14, 2010 9:44 PM BST
I might just "find" something to wash or deliberately spill a load of coffee down my shirt. ;)
Report youresomean April 14, 2010 10:50 PM BST
i agree with dewey
Report ManWithNoName April 14, 2010 11:01 PM BST
I think I'll be dreaming of spin cycles and bingo balls tonight.

It seems the Bendix does best when programmed to fast-rinse northern handicaps.

Perhaps the 2,35 at Ripon will be a suitable vehicle.
Report i like plums i do April 14, 2010 11:54 PM BST
this system has really DAZzled me...and of course if you win there would be no problem laundering the proceeds
Report ManWithNoName April 15, 2010 12:35 PM BST
I would advise against extending the Bendix's remit to maiden races. It might be folly to take it outside its Comfort zone.
Report cherry April 15, 2010 12:53 PM BST
Shocking posting :(
Where's 'BOSCH' at 1550 y'day?
Report bluebook April 15, 2010 12:56 PM BST
You'll be pleased to hear that the dog obliged by puking on his blanket last night. Ran said blanket through the wash and set up 16 bingo balls on old Bendix for Ripon's 2:35. The one left wobbling about on top when the others had fallen off was :

Number 9 : TURNKEY

I note this one's as big as 16/1, so Bendix seems to be revising his strategy today after yesterday's two shorties.
Report ManWithNoName April 15, 2010 1:02 PM BST
Th fact that the Bendix has honed in on an outsider is no detergent, er, deterrant rather, to me.

Fingers crossed.
Report cherry April 15, 2010 1:14 PM BST
That's enuf soft soap, MWNN
Report bluebook April 15, 2010 2:52 PM BST
Old Bendix caught out by the draw there.

Hope that doesn't bring on a sulk... . :|
Report bluebook April 15, 2010 2:55 PM BST
Apparently the bed linen is going through later, so chance for Bendix to redeem himself at Kempton.
Report bluebook April 15, 2010 3:36 PM BST
Machine just gone on with the bed linen. I shall pop six balls on for Kempton's 7:40. Result to follow.
Report bluebook April 15, 2010 3:45 PM BST
Number 5 : FROMSONG.
Report bluebook April 15, 2010 7:02 PM BST
C'mon Bendix !
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