Fawwon Fawning

I was so thrilled to see that there was not one but two pictures of Kiewen on th efront cover of the Weekender. And he looks so sweet in those jeans!
Then, oh double thwills, there were three, yes, 3 pictures on the two page spread for this column!
That means that air head Tom Segal only got half a page -- he seldom mentions Kiewen.
And that old fa*t Alan King, they shut him up -- he never mentioned Kiewen.
But not Kiewe! Oh no, Kiewen, Kiewen, Kiewen, he always mentions Kiewen. In fact, almost every sentence begins with I, and is filled with the most informative and juicy info about the wonders of Kiewen.
Ryan Moore rides all those favorites -- Kiewen's absence was the cause!
Frankie is looking for 150 winners -- Kiewen's goad was the cause !
Ballydoyle is not going to have a good year -- Kiewen's not riding there is the cause!
Played a lot of squash in the desert this winter -- absence of snow is the cause!

Go, go Kiewen!!!!