Flapping your arms like a loony at a runaway horse

this is a farce it should be shot

right up there with the broken knicker elastic at the start

then the old hands in pockets staright away as the horse gives it the macavennie shimmy past said bloke.

Hopeless.

quick it's having a dump

having another go

where is the lad who looks after it?

big track Exeter...5 mins on Betfair seems much longer than 5 mins in reality

Ye Gods, the Limerick cognoscenti wave white flags at them

Lester Piggott had wise words over a loose horse.
He said, "Never catch a loose horse". "You could end up holding the f**king thing all day".