the kid on the front page can't even write

flesh it out lad. Whats this one about please?

Nah! what makes you think they think your a fool?. You must have bought the paper tho....Well they must be right then because fool and his money is easily parted

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I thought it was a thread about Mottershead

she's supposed to have written "my daddy is the greatest jockey ". She clearly can't achieve that standard. She's in the same class as Birchy and Pietro Innonsensio.