I can hear Shouty from Cornwall

a bit of 912 from time to time wont hurt either

Regrettably I can still hear The Professional Welshman from Cornwall as well.

He's shouting louder than ever today

Do u ever get to Penzance?

3 days a week although I drink in Crowlas sometimes.

Do u know the Admiral benbow?

Yes

Who owns it now do u know?

ybor prefers to drink scrumpy in the privacy of his own home, where he can wear just y-fronts and string vest* in peace

* not that this isn't the standard dress code in Cornish pubs anyway

No. havn't been in there for over 20yrs.

Where do u come from Graham?

I'm a Devonian

Do they have pointy ears on Devonian?

Do u know penzance Graham?

Devonian from Torquay Torquay no doubt.

Harsh but probably true

I thought I was the only one in Kernow. ;\