CUSTARD CREAM KID

Dear Custard
This is your best buddy Stan
I've heard something about you man
Something about some other horse
I expect it's not true of course
I need your support I can't lose you now
My form has tailed off but i'll come back somehow
I need to be sure that i'm still number one
Just clarify for me that what I heards wrong

Great stuff fft :^0

proud of myself that it only took 6 minutes tbh ;\ :D

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Dear Stan
Good to hear from you man
but there's no need to worry my friend
i'll be with you til the end
you will always be my shining light
so let's not argue or start a fight
i just need some time with Custard
he is hot stuff but you are mustard

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dear stan
dont believe man
that custards started to **
and all because you got beat,
you should never have left williams
where you won us millions
guess you had leave with beck
what a silly stupid feck.

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IMPOSTERS

REPORTED

GOLD!

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most wonderful stuff

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lol, brilliant.

Dear Custard
This is Stan once again dude
I don't want to sound rude
And I don't want to fight
I saw what you posted on chit-chat tonight
You picked him instead of me
Thought it was me that made you happy
I'm begging you for one last chance
Without you my life is pants
I hope my form hasn't pushed you away
You're my biggest fan that's how I want it to stay

Dear Stan
i hope your keeping warm man
i didn't think you would be the jealous type
but don't listen to the all the hype
you're my number one and always will be
when you jump it always thriills me
i just need some company in the summer
i get lonely and life feels a bummer
so don't complain and don't get blue
you know i'll always love you x.

ttt .

ttt .

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CCK.....Never had the pleasure to meet you mate but I know Stan would love to meet you.
We have always enjoyed your lyrics (personally took a few on the chin!) and it makes owning horses a pleasure when you write kind words about a wonderful horse.
I bought him as a 4 year old from NZ and he has spent every summer with me since.
On retirement Aidan will take him back to Ireland as he really loves the horse.
Likely to be his last run on Thursday so would love to invite you up to Aintree (badges available) to say goodbye to the old boy in person.
Do I leave 2 passes at O&T under the name of Custard Cream Kid ??....cheers, Paul Beck

CCK.....Never had the pleasure to meet you mate but I know Stan would love to meet you.
We have always enjoyed your lyrics (personally took a few on the chin!) and it makes owning horses a pleasure when you write kind words about a wonderful horse.
I bought him as a 4 year old from NZ and he has spent every summer with me since.
On retirement Aidan will take him back to Ireland as he really loves the horse.
Likely to be his last run on Thursday so would love to invite you up to Aintree (badges available) to say goodbye to the old boy in person.
Do I leave 2 passes at O&T under the name of Custard Cream Kid ??....cheers, Paul Beck

Not in horses in training book or on Fahey's list of 3 -y - o 's .
Unless he's been sold to run abroad i'm fearing the worse !

Dear Paul ,
Thanks for the very kind offer of 2 tickets but i won't be able
to get the time off work to make it up to Liverpool .
Just give him a couple of pats from me and tell him to make one
final big effort !
By the way , what's the thinking behind dropping him back in distance ?
All the best , Rob .

What a nice gesture

We all thought he would stay further even VW hence his National entry last year.
Did him no favours moving him this year, my stupid mistake and he has simply slowed up and has not looked like getting 2m 5 let alone further so lets bring him back to where it all started.
Off 10 stone jump him off as he is a wonderful jumper and see what happens.....we are having a drink or two on Thursday evening before he goes over to Ireland to live out his days with Aidan and his family.
Shame you cannot make it Thursday....or can you...come on !!!

Sadly i can't make it but i will have a few bottles of 'becks' thursday evening so i'll
be there in spirit .
If you are interviewed on tv before the race and can drop the words CUSTARD CREAM into
the conversation i will donate £ 100 to the injured jockeys fund .

Not a problem...If I do get interviewed !!
Seriously the thread is what the forum is about as it has made me laugh and wince with embarassment
It is about opinions but every now and then it is lovely to laugh and trust me I have laughed.....will have to print off the best threads and put in a frame in the loo alongside a few pictures of Stans better moments.

what a very kind offer. :)

top fella :)

Paul i;m surprised you haven't reported trev to be honest :D

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wheres the other thread...some classics on there( all in good fun ;) )

It's all there in black & white Trev !!

5TH SEPT 17:30 .
Thats my fav !

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enjoy your ban trev :D

oh dear :(
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pauls a good lad.

oops

tbf he posted on that thread a little below it, if you were going to be banned, you would have been by now

might report you myself tbh

:0 just scene what trev wrote.

I think CC should be allowed to ride Stan in next years Foxhunters! :^0

Top stuff all round :)

No worries I have all the threads.....05 September my favourite too.....truth hurts !!!
Never did like Wales.....Stan that is !!

You have to take the day off work CC you'd be mad not to!

like many i've really enjoyed the dear stan thread, just been laughing out loud reading it again, and think it's a top gesture by the owner.

i agree with savaloy - quit if necessary!

on a related issue, if the owner had listened to some of us he could've saved himself some travel expenses getting to fairyhouse and paid for us all to get into aintree! :)

Its a pity that CC, cant go, honestly this is what a forum should be sharing a laugh and joke about our favourite passion(Apart from Brazilian Landladies of pubs in Newmarket!!-wont go into that)

Great heart warming stuff

cheers cheshire..very gracious..i did'nt need to go that far...best of luck thursday & sat'd.

Brilliant thread guys, some great stuff :^0

Great gesture by you CB just a shame Custard can't make it on Thursday :(

class gesture class lyrics class blokes...

i know custard personally so can honestly what a top bloke he is takes retired racing greyhounds on and has top wit but bad gags

im gonna have a token bet on stan

be luck

be lucky

I'm filling up !

Thought I'd add my tuppence worth Custard :-

Calling Custard, my number one fan
Its me, your old mate STAN
At Aintree today I ran my last race
Daryl and I took it at our own pace
Retirement means Im off to Ireland now
No more racing, Ill end up as fat as a cow
Thanks for your support throughout the years
Im glad my last run didnt end in tears
Ill always be grateful to you my friend
You stayed loyal to me right to the end

HEAR HEAR

Running tomorrow . . .

Nice spot Me2, decent price today, been given a chance but will he need it?

Dear Kid
It's nice to see you back on the flat
i'd better go and fetch my prayer mat
it's off to Redcar for your reappearance
if you win i will do a little dance
the trainer is going great guns
if you win i'll be counting tons
you are a good price today so i'm going to risk it
if your first past the post i'll give you a biscuit

Dear Kid, this is Stan
How are you my man?
I know I was jealous of you at first
But I could only fear the worst
Now i'm coming to the end of my career
I don't believe there is anything to fear
It's doubtful that you're an up and coming star
But good luck today with your race at Redcar
You may get a place, and maybe more
But you'll always have the support of Custardcream64
He needs a cliff horse to put his money on
And for now it is you, GO ON MY SON

Dear Kid
i hope your ok after the race
you ended finishing in 10th place
you hung left 2furlongs out
but you were never in with a shout
so it's back to the stable for a rest
i know your not fast but you tried your best
see you next time at some northern track
i'm off for a custardcream out of the pack .

Dear kid
your in action on monday up at carlisle
the distance of the race is just under a mile
it's a drop right down to class six
i hope in the morning you have your weetabix
i shall back you once again to win
but if you lose i'll take it on the chin
so just run as fast as you can
i'll be cheering you along man .

Dear kid
you finished 4th in the race
so all in all it was no disgrace
i'm sure you will win a race some time
if you don't it will be a crime
so it's back to Your stable for a rest
whilst i sit here in my string vest .

ttt .

Dear Kid
It's off to Hamilton for the night shift
if you manage to win it will give me a huge lift
the stable jockey takes over in the saddle
if you lose i will be up the creek without a paddle
it's high time you broke that maiden tag
hopefully this race is in the bag
so best of luck north of the border
i'll get the champagne on order .

Dear Kid
The money was down but you could only manage 7th place
you tried your best but couldn't get into the race
but i'll stick by you through thick & thin
and take each defeat on the chin
i'll still think you will win some day
probably when money tree puts you up as a lay .

Dear Kid
i hope you are feeling ok
is today gonna be the day ?
the cheekpieces are on your head
let's hope you can put this race to bed
tony 'diddy' hamilton is in the plate
if he can get you home 1st that will be great
this race is pretty poor
so don't let my slip hit the floor
so the very best of luck out there
and most of all just take care

Dear Kid
Race number ten and another defeat
perhaps you didn't feel like it in the heat
11th of 13th isnt very good
if you could go faster i'm sure you would
so it's off back home for a snooze
whilst i console myself with some booze

Dear Kid
You did it at long last
you didnt even have to go fast
a class seven race over a mile
suited you and your style
so you have finally broken your duck
it's high time you had a change of luck
7/1 wasn't a bad price
i'll treat myself to a curry & rice .

Dear Custard Cream
What can you mean
It must of been an imposter
Designed to make you prosper
Did the Kid really win
Or was it just its twin

ttt .

Dear Kid
I hope you are feeling well
tomorrow you have a race at Southwell
you'll be wearing the snazzy headgear
don't worry , there's nothing to fear
can you end the year on a winning note ?
if you do the champers will be down my throat
i look forward to getting paid
just don't forget your bucket & spade .

BRILLIANT wd