Dave Clark, clueless again

Yep - "the Creased Shirt" shows his grasp of punditry and researching your subject once again.
" Didn't six ( Luminous ) used to run marathon distances Dave - I think you might know that"?
"Uum, duh, possibly"!
Never been further than 540 metres!
Why are we continually lumbered with this twit?

Kilorigan refused and was baulked but never fought......what is that dopey coont clark going on about.....what a clown......

this other fella makes clark look good !! :-d

in my opinion all 3 of em should not b allowed anywhere remotely near greyhound racing channel!!

that is why I dave clark

what a fcking mug

was that his lay of the day that was the easiest winner all night,then he said he didnt have a bet pmsl

he gets 1 of these threads a week... a complete + utter MUG of the highest order!!!

Fin  Greyhound  Trap  SP  Time/Sec.  Time/Distance 
1   Kellystown Andy  6  8/1  3.67  24.41 
Comment: ALd,Bmp1H&RnIn,(HT) 
   
2   Kilorigan  1  6/4F  3.75  24.51 (1 1/4) 
Comment: Bmp1B,CrdRnIn,(HT) 
   
3   Airforce Shadow  5  6/1  3.78  24.59 (1) 
Comment: Hit1H,Crd 1/4,RanOn,(HT) 
   
4   Full Cover  4  3/1  3.82  24.85 (3 1/4) 
Comment: Crd1H& 3/4,(HT) 
   
5   Canvas Dan  2  5/2  3.71  24.99 (1 3/4) 
Comment: Bmp1H,Crd1B& 3/4,(HT) 
   
6   Keylargo Sunrise  3  12/1  3.70  25.13 (1 3/4) 
Comment: Bmp1H,Crd1B,(HT) 
   

Going Allowance: N/A

that's what he said horts... unbelievable!!

yeah it was his lay, absolute machine this lad is

double up absolute facking clowns

7/2 and 8/1 what a pair of planks those 2 are

wonder if I am watching the same race as them

do they get paid for all this garbage!! { if so what is the minimum wage?}

1.01 he had his cash on the winner ! and nothing on his lay of the day !!!

dave lad puts the less into clue and jules puts the t1t into t1tties

The show is really poor tonite.  Those 2 boys are terrible

Does anyone know why I call him the "Creased Shirt"?  Have a guess - you couldn't make it up actually.

I acknowledge PF's point about destroying Clark who is only just cutting his teeth and maybe I did go other the top calling him a dopey coont for saying that Kilorigan was fighting.....however I know the owners and I know the greyhound and we both know why he is jumping for a living but the kid needs to watch properly before coming out with destructive comments.......he has improved 10 fold since first arriving on the scene and will continue to improve given the chance......RPGTV needs to put him on with experienced presenters and guests.....with Julie and the other fella on Saturday there was no experienced voice of reason.......

Isnt he a throw-back fron the sixties? Sure there was a band called the Dave Clark Five?

This has to be the worse forum for the public abuse of individuals .
Its one thing abusing men for their opinions but noticeably worse to abuse women for their personal attributes.

tea,two sugars please love

Can't watch it when him or fat Phil are on!

just turn the sound of like I do I don't want to here what they got to say

Not picking on him or naming names
But there was a fellah on media in demand
Went on all afternoon about the wide bias at Crayford and Romford Bags one afternoon
They were winning right left and centre
Then at about six o'clock he said those immortal words
"Of course I didn't back any of them".

What is your opinion worth if you don't actually put some dosh behind it ?

What is your opinion worth if you don't actually put some dosh behind it ?

so what, every single pundit on the tv in whatever sport should just keep their mouths shut and not give an opinion if they have not backed it up with a bet??

Jim Mcgrath's approach to punditry is helpful, he covers his backside by saying "wont be carrying my money though" on a reluctant selection he has been asked to make, or even the comments "not value at that price", plenty of other statements that can always be added in as riders. PL, JK, Hobbsy do the same. Personally I prefer to follow judges on here who come on after they have taken the price and express their well researched, well informed tips which seem to run well if not win. 

With Dave Clark, I would appreciate the nap winning or the lay of the day being backed or laid by himself though

Personally I prefer to follow judges on here who come on after they have taken the price and express their well researched, well informed tips which seem to run well if not win.

So your beef is Dave Clark and the other pundits on RPGTV are not good enough and if you follow their tips you won't make money.

Personally i prefer to put the work in myself, do the cards myself and then if i do my dough there is nobody to blame [or whinge about] but myself

But what about the opinions about dogs that lose and then the people who put them up (no names) then come back on here the next day not embarrassed in anyway, don't go off to lick their wounds, usually blame the dog, don't re-arm and come back having learnt from the experience and done a whole lot more research/investigation before they tip another load of sh!te on here ! .  They are well entitled to their opinion but they are also entitled to the stick, the ridicule and the pi55taking because they haven't put the work in and ultimately devalue the forum.

My opinion is that if you don't have an opinion, SAY SO, and just watch.  It is garbage always having to listen ( as irish say ) to people picking dogs just for the sake of it.
How may races do we as individuals look at and say - not getting involved in that, or, we don't get a "read" on it?!
It's pure drivel and the sound has to go off to avoid it.  In fact, I am now only switching on/looking in when a race comes on where I have an interest.

OMG just when u thought it couldn't get any worse!! another comedy show just starting on ch212

Please JUMP and forego the parachute!!!!!

pmsl at that go on julie

He aint happy at the tipping comp, and getting beat at the mo

how much wud you pay for a date with dave clark




jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz

pmsl 

minus    but Julie a monkey

No, Monkey goes in the next at Sunderland and is good bet!

tyrur andy went wrong clarke u idiot

................. and he is jumping

hes got to jumpjust hope its over the pacific ocean lots of sharks there

Ffs there  only giving him a parachute

I'm not having a go here, I'm just making a constructive criticism.
At least make some sort of vague attempt to engage with the viewers.

You permanently have your head down looking at form sheets mumbling away or checking for tweets or e-mails. That is not what being a presenter/pundit is all about.

Bang on Slippy - the guy doesn't have a clue and couldn't care either, which is what irritates.

lol - "2 is a kipper out the box" - result: 2 beats 1 down convincingly!  A donut.

You're "lost for words" because you're so bad, not he's so good.  Donut.

Did you hear that? What a complete and utter pillock, and that dopey cow, great commentary Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

IME with u 100% lads but I am afraid your all waisting your breathe... clueless has no respect, he just keeps on with the same boring tone over + over again!!

842 henlow " i think the track will open up for trap 4"  5 turned left out the traps, then it got done by 3 moving off at bend.,

I  would like to hear from him after that race, Mr Cahill to the stewards room please

"What's the breeding" - "I can't remember".  Great prep. Dave.  Son ut.

Jesus weeps, give it up you useless clown

he knows more than the lady presenting

Deptford, you and I have forgotten more about greyhound racing than this bloke will ever know.

He's the greyhound equivalent of Mr.Bean.

lol

can the 4 get out in this 9.48?? maybe a small chance at a big price?

Ed will never get a better shot at winning in the stripes!

4 led byt couldn't stay there :(

That's sort that one out - he never will!

its a shi £ or bust lay of the 4 for me next race at hove,whole bank lay to recoup losses on a terrible day,if it wins I am hitting the bottle,if it loses I will take a deep breath and thank god

sometimes a little prayer really does help

wd pandora - got away with one.  the dog had EVERY chance.  Beginning to excite the bookies as he develops a losing habit.

1 from 10 for dave since I started watching with the 20:50

hazel is 3 from 10 over the same races and you would be up if backing on BFSP

is he in love with dean childs or what

julies being a bitch to him now

Him and pf both only pf thinks we don't know.  Halfwit.

how to win at dog racing lay his tips 9 losers out of 10  back his lay of the day

yep i am a halfwit - you're going senile in your old age Keith!!

1 winner from last two races from Dave, no more for Hazel.

Overall though, Hazel's runners when not winning were much more likely to be thereabouts

that just about says it all there naps 5th and 6th and hes so blind he thought five was finishing IT WAS TRAP ONE.SEND THE PAIR OF THEM out to grass

I LOVE DAVE ...!!!

mf KNOWS (as always)

whos keef?

or as pf would say...keeeet

Only a young whipper-snapper. Good luck to him!

Would love pictures only + Betting Shows.. find it a total Bore.

yep its reaching its sell by date unfortunately , they themselves accept that most of the information they give out is a joke . sooner it goes over to either the "at the races" approach and gets more serious or the Australian approach the better

most of the criticism of those 2 clowns is justified imo, their overall knowledge of the game is woeful (a pre-requisite for getting the job ), and it is absolutely dreadful when they are on together

there are still good nights though, weds night for example, jason presenting PL on, didn't have a single bet at rommers or posh but still watched it back yesterday and enjoyed it

but overall I agree, it has a very tired look to it

yeah there is the odd occasion when its well worth watching , ricky , rab, silky and wally were worth watching, and one or two of the judges

matt chapman was the best so far by a mile

yeah he was good come to think of it

Prime time Saturday night viewing, with top class open racing on, and again we are lumbered with Carnage's bosom buddy - Mr Bean - who hasn't got a clue and, worse, doesn't care.

paul hennesseys boy was excellent

kim billingham is excellent also

the ironlady is very good also,perhaps a man of few words but when he does speak its worth listening

Jordans Brianna well beat at Wimbledon -

missed k.od 1

Shame - hope he's ok.

The apprentice is putting up a better performance tonight with the experienced Errol. The boy will make the grade.

Sidaz Jack wins - how'd he look case?

blew up bad .92 not sure if cramped looked on 3 legs at drop top ran very well after falling out

Cheers.

just amazing

I got lots of stick for saying Sidaz Jack cramped at Sheffield

I don't know who is more clueless, Woody or dave clark

Woody the reason you got lots of stick was because you said "I heard Sidaz Jack cramped", then in a later post it was clear you were rumour mongering AGAIN.

Sidaz Jack is being prepared for the Derby. 100% TRUE
His trainer , when leaving the winners podium last year stated " I THINK HE WILL BE A BETTER DOG NEXT YEAR". 100% TRUE
At the Yarmouth Derby he was withdrawn lame. 100% TRUE
The last time SIDAZ JACK was 25-1 for the English derby was with paddys on st stephens day . 100% TRUE

Once again can we stick to the FACTS please ?

Sidaz Jack was 3 clear down the back, but by the 3rd bend Coolavanny Jet made up that ground and Jack checked him off which is how he ultimately won the race.

Obviously needed the run, but I thought the pace down the back was a little concerning.

Looking forward to see him run next time out and see how much improvement is made.

Jack's sectional was pretty decent and his time comparable with his first FOUR Derby runs last year!   I don't suppose Charlie or his owners have ANY concerns at this stage.

No .and only trained with derby in mind ..

will shirley be finding a few lengths over the coming weeks