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20 Jul 13 12:50
Date Joined: 01 Apr 04
| Topic/replies: 23,679 | Blogger: Greg_Gory's blog
fookin dire lately Cry
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Report everton-fc March 31, 2015 8:31 PM BST
I was listening to the William Hill radio feed

Maybe I heard it wrong?

Doesn't matter either way, as I said I didn't have a bet in the race.
Report Green Pride March 31, 2015 8:47 PM BST
Same feed I was on T6 unfortunately. 2 and 3 shoot clear T6 in big troublle
Report everton-fc March 31, 2015 8:48 PM BST
Yeah I've seen the video now

5 went into 6 early, 6 never in with a chance
Report eyeball April 1, 2015 8:38 PM BST
The clown on at the moment is total about four bits of information per race and you have no idea how the race is panning out until he gives the final result....I wonder if he actually believes he is good at what he does.....
Listen to Paul Lawrence to get some idea how it should be done
Report going skint April 1, 2015 11:09 PM BST
it was that dreadful scouce caunt on today
the man is so lazy ,he just cant be bothered
"its won from three, four back in third.three and won as they go to the third bend.
six gets up to beat thee and won"
no mention of the 4th bend or the run in.
as if these sh1te comms are not bad enough,the thieving,scrounging scally always finnishes his coms by asking me who has won
"photo three and four,did three hang on there ?........"
i dont know you silly caunt,you are the fooker watching the pictures
Report MullahOmar April 2, 2015 10:33 PM BST
To be fair I like those comms - like the old racing stuff in the shops on the blower. Basically the job of the commentator was to give everyone in the smokefilled shop a sweat. Final result important, eveything inbetween irrelevant.

Only problem with `PL' is that if your beast aint had a mention going into the 3rd bend you might as well go and put the washing out. With the other mugs you have a sqeak they may call it home late even if they had said it had beem knocked over in a first bend melee.
Report billybongo April 2, 2015 10:49 PM BST
All I want to know is what is actually happening! Can't be that hard? Slobber chops must be breaking some kind of EU working law the hours he's putting in
Report BobbyPeru April 4, 2015 10:39 AM BST
It's Slobberchop Saturday........and he has a new bell.
Report BobbyPeru April 9, 2015 11:16 AM BST
Nice start to the day Slobberchops.

"It's 3 been pressed by 2 and 3, 5 beginning to kick on now."

Report Green Pride April 9, 2015 11:50 AM BST
For whom the bell trolls may the last troll, troll for thee!
Report Greg_Gory April 14, 2015 12:15 PM BST
much better this bloke  Happy
Report billybongo April 16, 2015 12:18 PM BST
normal w**k service resumed.

Trap 2 vacant earlier but calls it in 2nd
that hcap comm 1212 was a pleasure to listen to. not
Report billybongo April 19, 2015 12:36 PM BST
ITS TIGHT LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Lightbulbs Fan Club April 22, 2015 11:31 AM BST
THE WORST OFFENDER of the lot resurfaces for HG and Newcastle....random numbers in the wrong order with racing post comments chucked in from time to time....horrific stuff
Report BobbyPeru April 28, 2015 2:42 PM BST
Mr Magoo

Painful to listen to Sad
Report billybongo April 28, 2015 3:50 PM BST
has he fecked off home?
Report wondersobright April 28, 2015 4:35 PM BST
I reckon magoo is wearing 1 of those compression suits for dogs and its so skin tight its cut off his blood supply
Report BobbyPeru April 28, 2015 6:02 PM BST
Wonders Laugh

What happens in the studio.......stays in the studio!
Report SUNSHINE HEAD May 4, 2015 12:45 AM BST
Report everton-fc May 5, 2015 11:55 AM BST
If you haven't already check out the Facebook group 'Greyhound videos'

Loads of replays from Nowso on there - check out the 7.32 from Nottingham last night for shocking comms CryCryCrazyCrazy

Blind as a bat
Report BobbyPeru May 5, 2015 5:39 PM BST
Could you post a link please Glad.
Report everton-fc May 5, 2015 6:10 PM BST
The videos posted on there can't be posted elsewhere mate.

Its a closed group, if you search ''greyhound videos'' on facebook and look for a group with 660 members

(its free, and load of bags racing vids on there)
Report BobbyPeru May 5, 2015 6:35 PM BST
Cheers, Glad.
Report everton-fc May 5, 2015 6:36 PM BST
No worries mate, if you join the group check out that 7.32 from Notts LaughCry
Report BobbyPeru May 5, 2015 7:16 PM BST
I watched that 7.32 race, i just knew it had to be Mr Magoo. The number of times he gets the red and orange mixed up is frightening. Cry
Report everton-fc May 5, 2015 7:24 PM BST
Shocking mate, and near the line calls T3 as T6 Cry
Report BobbyPeru May 5, 2015 7:41 PM BST
1 from 6 Cry

Is it any wonder they get stick on here, that race justifies the criticism they receive. He mentions that 5 is at the tail of the field, then in his next breath it's leading. Totally inept and embarrassing mate.
Report everton-fc May 5, 2015 7:50 PM BST
Yep, and he gets paid to do that CryCry
Report billybongo May 5, 2015 9:35 PM BST
Everton you mentioned the box to buy off eBay. Do you know anyone that has one up and running? Or
Anyone else? Cheers.
Report everton-fc May 5, 2015 10:07 PM BST

I've not tried them mate, but a few on that closed Facebook group have bought them and I've not read about any problems mate but can't really say 100%
Report bbc2 May 5, 2015 10:15 PM BST
the quality can vary from day to day
Report bbc2 May 5, 2015 10:16 PM BST
and it helps to speak greek
Report billybongo May 5, 2015 10:22 PM BST
Cheers lads I'm gonna give it a go so will let u know Everton. Might start my own comms. Can't be any worse Happy
Report wondersobright May 6, 2015 2:24 PM BST
if you've had a bet on a race with magoo commentating its always worth saving on 1 if you've bet 5 or saving on 5 if you've bet 1, its well worth it then he wont tilt you when he gets it wrong Laugh
Report billybongo May 6, 2015 2:58 PM BST
Report billybongo May 6, 2015 3:01 PM BST
one day i was betting at HG i had a decent bet on trap 5. listened to the comms he said 1s pissed in. put phone down went to goodwood chased my absolute bollix on track all day. did a fortune. got back to the hotel checked my account the dog had won at 4s had 180 on it but had done 1400 at goodwood. lol
Report Keefter May 6, 2015 6:09 PM BST
I can't understand a word this guy says at the end of races. You would think that a minimum requirement for doing a job in which you give verbal description would be some level of basic coherency.
Report Bishy May 13, 2015 4:13 PM BST
These ****g comms r doing my swede in. They r ****g awful.
Report BobbyPeru May 14, 2015 1:06 PM BST
Annoying shouty man on now, mad as a box of frogs.
Report irishone May 14, 2015 3:58 PM BST
if they put up a schedule somewhere at least we would know when not to listen
errol has justput the mike down and gone for a cuppa Cry
Report irishone May 14, 2015 4:01 PM BST
... and his stand in woudn't get excited if Nicola Mcgeady sat naked on his face
Report BobbyPeru May 14, 2015 5:32 PM BST
Report bookie 25 May 16, 2015 12:27 PM BST
Report billybongo May 16, 2015 12:36 PM BST
getting confused with the Trees and twos ha
Report billybongo May 16, 2015 12:52 PM BST
thank god for that comms back in English LaughLaugh
Report Greg_Gory May 28, 2015 1:29 PM BST
No Sound Sad
Report Greg_Gory May 28, 2015 1:33 PM BST
got it
Report Lightbulbs Fan Club May 29, 2015 11:55 AM BST
Fridays man on now is the worst of the lot...lazy and makes mistakes in every race....."and its 4 stretching 4 clear out the second bend, and its STILL 2 from 1 and 4...."  just horrific
Report Lightbulbs Fan Club May 29, 2015 12:21 PM BST
the 12.17 really has to be a sacking offence...called the wrong winner from halfway...just shocking...please get your coat and turn it in
Report Greg_Gory June 20, 2015 11:06 AM BST
big improvement whill Happy
Report Greg_Gory June 21, 2015 11:30 AM BST
6 in a line round the final bend Laugh
Report Greg_Gory June 21, 2015 11:35 AM BST
he's taken the huff Cry
Report Greg_Gory June 26, 2015 11:52 AM BST
fookin shockin this bloke
Report irishone June 26, 2015 12:48 PM BST
hope you are winning greg gory gave the comms up a long time ago
Report Greg_Gory June 26, 2015 1:23 PM BST
still trying Grin

the bloke that takes over seems ok but that other one just gets all mixed up Sad

only really listening to see what wins.But gets annoying Laugh
Report irishone June 26, 2015 4:10 PM BST
w d velodrome laura , 40 odd runs, one d h ,  finally wins an a10 well done the grader Plain
Report billybongo June 26, 2015 5:35 PM BST
must have near on 20 2nds tho Love
Report Lightbulbs Fan Club July 1, 2015 11:32 AM BST
Selby on today....a very close second behind PL...accurate comms and knows the dogs, trying for his life...keep up the good work
Report SA - Lacks middle pace - Faded July 1, 2015 11:39 AM BST
Selby one of the better ones, has a character and throws a few adlibs here and there. Whatever happened to Ozzie used to work on the Corals comms line, thought he was the best.
Report BobbyPeru July 2, 2015 1:16 PM BST
Shouty man today screaming numbers Shocked
Report eyeball July 2, 2015 1:32 PM BST
my poor ears Cry
Report ebulGery July 3, 2015 12:05 AM BST
billybongo  • May 5, 2015 9:35 PM BST 

Everton you mentioned the box to buy off eBay. Do you know anyone that has one up and running? Or
Anyone else? Cheers.

I have just brought one, you need a big dish, but works fine
Report ebulGery July 3, 2015 12:06 AM BST
There is another one gives you complete SIS horses and dogs in English
easier to get picture so I have been told..up on Ebay
Report BobbyPeru July 24, 2015 1:20 PM BST
Screamy Man at Swindon today doing my head in.
Report billybongo July 24, 2015 2:19 PM BST
BG cant find the SIS one on ebay have you got a link pls
Report going skint July 28, 2015 12:09 PM BST
check out the coont they got on now
as bad as it gets
not fit to shovel sh1te
Report Winja August 1, 2015 10:59 AM BST
slobberchops must have forgot his glasses this morning......called wrong dog in the first two races at crayford....
Report ebulGery August 1, 2015 12:40 PM BST
Report Greg_Gory September 16, 2015 8:28 PM BST
hes on rpgtv Cry
Report Billbullets September 17, 2015 6:51 PM BST
Im sure these **** are employed by betfair theres a northern fella on there hes ****g useless I wanna bite his nose off when he commentates
Report Greg_Gory September 19, 2015 4:41 AM BST
I wanna bite his nose off Laugh
Report eyeball September 23, 2015 8:57 PM BST
bloke at the moment one of the idea who's gone over in front
Report Lightbulbs Fan Club September 25, 2015 12:49 PM BST
good to hear Dave Smith back on the comms on of the good guys and knows his stuff...hopefully he has replaced Mr Magoo, his guide dog and the Scouse racing post comments reader....
Report wondersobright September 25, 2015 1:07 PM BST
I'm sad to report that magoo's guide dog has died lightbulbs Sad

the doggy coroner reported that he was undecided between 2 potential causes of death...the 1st being that magoo (unable to see a fkin thing) had applied the doggy compression suit so tight that it was at life ending levels for the poor dog Sad the 2nd being the outrageous and unbearable body odour caused by magoo having not showered for at least the last 3 years (and likely longer)
Report LoyalHoncho September 29, 2015 5:21 PM BST
That PL doesn't half love the sound of his own voice.  Thinks he's the boll ox but a poor, poor commentator.
Report LoyalHoncho September 29, 2015 5:26 PM BST
2 winners this aftie never so much as mentioned until the line - PHOATOAH!!!!!
Report LoyalHoncho September 29, 2015 5:35 PM BST
"Here comes 1 on the inside, into 2nd, and it's 5 and 3 at the line".  What a C L O W N!
Report eyeball September 29, 2015 8:21 PM BST
easily the best commentator
Report wondersobright September 30, 2015 10:33 AM BST
most people on here think you're a clown and PL is class on the comms

me included
Report LoyalHoncho October 6, 2015 7:47 PM BST
Class my rss.  Just cos he's a m8 of yours.
Report patrick starr October 6, 2015 8:25 PM BST
lol....wonders 1-0 loyal Grin
Report everton-fc October 13, 2015 7:30 PM BST
Report Greg_Gory October 17, 2015 11:54 AM BST
photo second

between what ffs Cry
Report Greg_Gory October 17, 2015 11:55 AM BST
oh 2 and 4
Report Winja October 17, 2015 12:00 PM BST
greg....have the bets and watch the pictures.....same comms.....just pick a trap and have .50p win singles....don't take many to get the money back.....
Report LoyalHoncho October 19, 2015 3:07 PM BST
PL comm.  "2's now made up ground by railing tightly, ON THE INSIDE".
Thanks paul - we of course have no idea where a dog rails on a racetrack!
Has to be the worst commentator going.
Report going skint October 20, 2015 11:07 AM BST
2 wins
close for 2nd between 1 and 2
Report BobbyPeru October 20, 2015 11:58 AM BST
Yep, it's Mr Magoo.

11.48 1 a clear 2nd and after showing photo on line he still couldn't decide what was 2nd
Report eyeball November 10, 2015 6:23 PM GMT
jesus , sounded like he was having a heart attack......screamy , shouty man LaughLaugh
Report going skint November 10, 2015 6:41 PM GMT
cant believe somebody actually pays this coont
imagine him yawping down his local
lucky not to get bottled
Report Greg_Gory November 13, 2015 7:32 AM GMT
Winja 17 Oct 15 12:00 
greg....have the bets and watch the pictures.....same comms.....just pick a trap and have .50p win singles....don't take many to get the money back.....

where? Happy
Report Winja November 13, 2015 9:23 AM GMT
365, coral, betfred, ladbrokes, william hill mobile,
Report bbc2 November 14, 2015 4:20 PM GMT
ladbrokes is a pound
Report Greg_Gory November 14, 2015 5:15 PM GMT
cheers  Grin
Report boga January 9, 2016 8:14 PM GMT
how did the admiral get a job as greyhound commentator is beyond me he hasn't got clue what going on a complete embarrassment to him self and the greyhound industry
Report irishone January 12, 2016 4:23 PM GMT
356 result ....called 5364 originally ?
Report irishone January 12, 2016 5:50 PM GMT
no comms 5-47 ?
Report irishone January 12, 2016 5:53 PM GMT
gone altogether now
come on SIS get yer act together FFS
Report Greg_Gory February 28, 2016 10:50 PM GMT
Bring Back Paul Castle ffs Sad

Used to look forward to 11am Dogs
Report DroopysGregKinkysNap November 20, 2018 12:51 PM GMT
The scouse clown on SIS is a shambles its 5 from 1 and 5 or 2 from 4 and 2. I did love the Newlawn bitch earlier got round in front and carnage behind and was clear and he comes up with she stays 6 bends will she stay 4 bends.
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