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A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he´s pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks: " Have you been drinking Sir?"
"Why?" asks the man , "Was i driving badly?"
"No " replies the officer, " You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly , fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious ."

poor joke but i'm sure its better than that website

"No no no,put it away Mrs Norris!!!!!! I said you have acute angina"

have you still got the monmore grader MF ? ( i cant remember its name )

Tiptoe Away.. and yes.. bet him last night actually. Got beat on the line pretty much.. Thanks for reminding me..

sorry mate

good luck with tiptow away in future races

Dec 7, 2012 -- 2:22PM, gwladys street wrote:

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he´s pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks: " Have you been drinking Sir?""Why?" asks the man , "Was i driving badly?""No " replies the officer, " You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly , fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious ."

gwlad

that is a terrible joke :)