Do people on the Greyhound Forum work or sign on ?

Not signed on since i left school and that was only for a very short period before i enrolled on a college course. I'm a man of leisure these days.s

Some days like this:

Interspertion of chilling out and listening to music
Shave, shower
Swimming, sunbed
Drive out for lunch
Driving range
Siesta
Evening meal and racing (karaoke afterwards)

Also

Not signed on since i left school and that was only for a very short period before i enrolled on a college course. I'm a man of leisure these days.s

Some days like this:

Interspertion of chilling out and listening to music
Shave, shower
Swimming, sunbed
Drive out for lunch
Driving range
Siesta
Evening meal and racing (karaoke afterwards)

Also

... yeah right !   see yer fingers are getting a bit fatter

Not to mention my pot belly!

Sign on of course, 120 a fortnight comes in handy, park the Maserati right outside the door as well.

I get the perks of signing on too, like watching Jeremy Kyle!

pmsl valueman

what is signing on ?

woody how many times have you been on jeremy kyle?

It's funny seeing the neighbours on there!

Dont sign on....Get yourself on the sick then you dont even have to go to sign on with the unwashed.

Think that's easier said than done nowadays. Government are looking what you can do, not what you cant. The missus is pending an operation and she was still declined sick pay, although she's got a sick note off the doctor, who says a rupture could be fatal. They asked her questions like can she work a microwave, so light housework and sit or stand up for more than 10 minutes. She said yes, so they said she was fit for work!

You need to know the right Websites.

http://dwpexamination.wordpress.com/dwp-score-sheets-or-points-make-benefits/

valueman and erwhat , both sheffield area I take it .... so were you the original cast members of "The Full Monty" ?

The Fat Monty  maybe Irish

No, but I have worked on the door at the club it was filmed at :) :) :)

Would need 4d widescreen TV technology for us im afraid :)

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25 Nov 12 15:55
No, but I have worked on the door at the club it was filmed at

Didnt realise you were a chippy er what,i got a right wonky door on one of the kids wardrobes if you fancy dropping by.

patrick

lol

Im the failure of the family.

Dad a joiner, Brother a joiner. Nephew a Joiner...I just bet all day :)

i sell drugs,pimp wh0res and drive an astra and DONT smoke roll ups,in these parts im regarded as a richard branson type figure.

ΔΔΔΔ lol

Have to work sadly, trying to catch people like PS and, generally speaking, failing miserably (bit like my punting!)

aww chris,have a look round the locker room mate,my best punters are in there,easy to spot,their always scratching and sniffing.

You are not far off the mark!

Nov 25, 2012 -- 4:18PM, patrick starr wrote:

i sell drugs,pimp wh0res and drive an astra and DONT smoke roll ups,in these parts im regarded as a richard branson type figure.

thought most who sign on did both

i now employ 50 bots  49 are earning me a fortune but one loses all day long i call him irish

No wind up, my brother-in-law appeared in the Full Monty

if the 10 star nap gets beat at romford monday will be at hampstead heath selling my ars

woodmanchester 25 Nov 12 21:40 "No wind up, my brother-in-law appeared in the Full Monty"

Woody FFS, we all appeared in the full monty , i suppose you came out with wearing a baseball cap did yer ?

Erwhat, thanks for the link. She's been through all that and i've got her a solicitor and written an appeal letter already thanks.

Irish, youre not wrong. We all been in the Full Monty. You was the gnome that got it's head smashed in!

Addy_D 17 Nov 12 11:13 "Reckon Woody still p155ed (NAP)  Been on the Colombian Marching Powder (NB)"

a week later and he's still on it

Dont worry Irish, youre a the top of my Christmas card list, not!

woodie, would you consider writing us a daily blog? I hear Bill Clinton has his day mapped out in meticulous detail given the demand for his time and the longest 'window' he ever has on one subject/action outside major meetings is 8 minutes. I do see you as a Bill Clinton type character and imagine your windows might be even shorter?

Anyway, more importantly, are you going to let us in on this 10-star NAP Atkins?

Dunno Swayne. Usually just play it by ear. Enjoy your trip, shame i wont be seeing you in Dublin next Saturday

Aus trip is off, considering popping over to Dub...will let you know if do, was looking into coming back via Cov meeting Sunday night, subj to a mates dog getting in

PS - When I say daily blog, I mean blog updates every 8 mins

Sorry to hear about Oz. Might see you at Shelbourne Park then, coz not due to land until about 12.30 this time.

Blog to that time scale sounds a bit of a task that. Dont think anyone could afford my rate of pay!