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JaneWarner
23 Apr 12 21:45
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Right, lads.
We're sticking with the Duke Of Venice's rules and regulations for this year's Fantasy Derby Competition.

There are a few typefaces and fonts on the cut & paste front on this post, so fingers crossed.

Here we go......





You must select 10 greyhounds, 2 from each bracket 1-5.
Your dogs will score points in the following ways.....

Bracket number x S.P. for each heat win.
(i.e. dog from bracket 1 wins at 2/1 scores 1 x 2 = 2, plus bracket value = total score of 3.)

Bracket number for qualifying through each round.

50 points bonus awarded for fastest calculated time of each round.

Finishing position....
1st 1000pts
2nd 500pts
3rd 400pts
4th 300pts
5th 200pts
6th 100pts
Losing semi finalist 50pts

You must also select a Bismarck for the competition, which MUST be from BRACKET 1. The further this selection goes through the event the more points you will lose, as below....

1st round 0pts
2nd round -10pts
3rd round -20pts
quarter final -50pts
semi final -100pts
6th -150pts
5th -200pts
4th -300pts
3rd -400pts
2nd -500pts
1st -1000pts

You must also select a NAP which will score you double points throughout the competition.

All entries must be received before the first heat is run on Friday 27th April.

If one of your selections is a non-runner, you may select a replacement - as long as that dog hasn't raced in the first round at that point.


Them's the rules!!!


These are the Brackets....


Bracket One (10):
Barefoot Allstar
Boher Paddy
Bubbly Phoenix
Coolavanny Bert
Droopys Jet
Eden Star
Jaytee Pedro
Mill Maximus
Razldazl Jayfkay
Taylors Sky

Bracket Two (15):
Ballymac Cryan
Bucks Blade
Cuil Cougar
Droopys Lorenzo
Farloe Iceman
Farloe Ironman
Head Iton Hayesey
Jaytee Apache
Mill Bling Bling
Razldazl Bugatti
Razldazl Rioga
Shelbourne Geoff
Silverview Perky
Tyrur Justin
Young Sid

Bracket Three (27):
Barefoot Machine
Blonde Snapper
Boher Chieftain
Bowtime Sykes
Burst Of Magic
Caribbean Rich
Deanridge Viking
Droopys Loner
Droopys Vito
Farloe Mysterio
Graigues Orchard
Jazz Apollo
Judicial Ruling
Longwood Days
Longwood Hawk
Mags Gamble
Malbay Phanter
Mill Pegasus
Newtown Skiptipp
Razldazl Houdini
Rockview Head
Ruthless Man
Taylors Cruise
Tinas Nova
Trewmount Snap
Tynwald Bolt
Westmead Maldini

Bracket Four (35):
Aero Bellagio
Blue Artisan
Bombolini
Brae Boy
Bright Redcliffe
Castlebride Dan
Daddy Knowsbest
Diesel Malc
Dream Walker
El Clive
Frankbrunosbro
Freds Champ
Goa Getta
Go Go Sonic
Holloway Road
Holycross Prince
King Jaffa
Lenson Ginger
Lenson Mac
Leos Options
Longrange Ivor
Mark My Words
Meadow Bank Owl
Milroad Scolari
Rio Torino
Romeo Patriot
Romeo Recruit
Rusheen Major
Share The Spoils
Skywalker Gold
Westmead Adonis
Westmead Shaw
Whata Lovely Job
Whatsupjack
You Mind Me

Bracket Five (44):
Baigou Phantom
Benkaat Boy
Big Step
Bit View Micko
Blakefield Hitz
Boxie
Bridge Bandit
Brinkleys Flyer
Broadway Magic
Caribbean Gem
Cash Game
Cloheena Cash
Dippy Doo
Dixies Air
Doonane Lad
Droopys Bach
Droopys Boo
Droopys Patsy
Droopys Trump
El Dreamer
Fairway Fusion
Farloe Luigi
Fawkham Rocky
Fernhill Fury
Fizzypop Supreme
French Blue
Hather George
Hernandez
Hey Gringo
Holy Ground
Killacolla Pedro
Kingsmill Lotus
Kirkland Black
Landown Lenny 
Lenson Johnny
Lughill Paulo
Movealong Dash
Mt Leinster Hill
Pittsburgh Glory
Romeo Scout
Ryves Rock
Shelbourne Abi
Stellars Blue
Trivia


On this Saint George's Day, may I say "The very best of British to yiz all" (Even if I am a **** Mick *******!)
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Report everton-fc April 26, 2012 8:50 AM BST
Bracket 1

taylors sky
mill maximus

Bracket 2

farloe iceman
jaytee apache

Bracket 3

boher chieftain
tinas nova

Bracket 4

frankbrunosbro
go go sonic

Bracket 5

french blue
dixies air

NAP : Taylors sky
BISMARK : coolavanny bert


thanks Wink
Report thedodgepot April 26, 2012 10:16 AM BST
Eden Star, Razaldazl JFK

Shelbourne Geoff, Razaldazl Bugati

Ruthless Man, Burst Of Magic

Brae Boy, Franksbrunosbro(nap)

El Dreamer, French Blue

Bismark Boher Paddy

cheers dov
Report bigphatairyarse April 26, 2012 12:41 PM BST
Bracket 1

Taylors Sky
Razldazl Jayfkay

Bracket 2

Razldazl Rioga
Young Sid


Bracket 3

Boher Chieftain
Mill Pegasus


Bracket 4

Blue Artisan
Holycross Prince


Bracket 5

Boxie
Brinkleys Flyer


NAP : Taylors Sky

BISMARK : Droopys Jet


Thanks and Good Luck All

Happy
Report deadbeat April 26, 2012 1:18 PM BST
bracket 1
razldazl jayfkay (nap)
taylors sky

bracket 2
razldazl bugatti
razldazl rioga

bracket 3
mill pegasus
bowtime sykes

bracket 4
King Jaffa
Go Go Sonic

bracket 5
Hather George
Broadway Magic

BISMARCK - Bubbly Phoenix
Report penzance April 26, 2012 3:06 PM BST
1-Eden Star (nap)
  Coolavanny Bert
2-Razldazle Rioga
  Farloe Iceman
3-Blonde Snapper
  Droopys Loner
4-Bright Redcliffe
  Meadow Bank Owl
5-Hey Gringo
  Lenson Johnny

Boher Paddy (bis)
   GL ALL
Report Big Ern April 26, 2012 3:27 PM BST
Taylors Sky NAP
Razldazl Jayfkay

Droopys Lorenzo
Mill Bling Bling

Jazz Apollo
Taylors Cruise

Go Go Sonic
Bright Redcliffe

Bit View Micko
Boxie

Droopys Jet BISMARCK
Report Addy_D April 26, 2012 6:02 PM BST
Bracket 1

Razldazl Jayfkay NAP
Taylors Sky

Bracket 2

Jaytee Apache
Silverview Perky

Bracket 3

Newtown Skiptipp
Jazz Apollo

Bracket 4

Dream Walker
Holycross Prince

Bracket 5

Bit View Micko
Droopys Bach

BISMARCK - Eden Star
Report Bagpuss101 April 26, 2012 6:21 PM BST
Bracket 1
Razldazl Jayfkay NAP
Taylors Sky

Bracket 2
Droopys Lorenzo
Shelbourne Geoff

Bracket 3
Boher Chieftain
Bowtime Sykes

Bracket 4
Holycross Prince
Dream Walker

Bracket 5
Brinkleys Flyer
Dixies Air

BISMARCK - Eden Star
Report starr April 26, 2012 8:19 PM BST
Eden Star
   Taylors Sky      nap

   Silverview Perky
   Mill Bling Bling
   
   Razldazl Houdini
   Droopys Vito

   Blue Artisan
   Freds champ

   Holy Ground
   Romeo Scout 

bismark   Bubbly Phoenix
Report Firedice in 2 April 26, 2012 8:33 PM BST
Razldazl Jayfkay (NAP)
Taylors Sky

Droopys Lorenzo
Farloe Ironman

Judicial Ruling
Trewmount Snap

Bright Redcliffe
King Jaffa

Bit View Micko
Stellars Blue

BIS - Jaytee Pedro

..Cheers ....
Report pocket pairs April 26, 2012 9:02 PM BST
can i swap meadow bank owl (nr) for blue artisan please

thanks
Report The Walker April 26, 2012 9:56 PM BST
1) Razldazl Jayfkay
   Taylors Sky

2) Droopys Lorenzo
   Shelbourne Geoff

3) Boher Chieftain NAP
   Rockview Head

4) Rio Torino
   Holloway Road

5) Cloheena Cash
   Baigou Phantom

Bismark Barefoot Allstar
Report JaneWarner April 26, 2012 11:49 PM BST
Bracket One
RAZLDAZL JAYFKAY (NAP)
BUBBLY PHOENIX

Bracket Two
YOUNG SID
TYRUR JUSTIN

Bracket Three
RAZLDAZL HOUDINI
DEANRIDGE VIKING

Bracket Four
SKYWALKER GOLD
GO GO SONIC

Bracket Five
CLOHEENA CASH
FARLOE LUIGI

Bismarck
JAYTEE PEDRO
Report Catford Toteboard April 26, 2012 11:59 PM BST
Thanks for this Jane, good workHappy

Bracket 1

Taylors Sky
Boher Paddy

Bracket 2

Droopys Lorenzo
Silverview Perky (NAP)

[b]Bracket 3[/b]

Jazz Apollo
Rockview Head

Bracket 4

Blue Artisan
Diesel Malc

Bracket 5

Boxie
Brinkleys Flyer

Bismark: Coolavanny Bert


Good luck everyone...
Report penzance April 27, 2012 1:47 AM BST
Meadow B O n/r.
Dream Walker,replacement.
   tx
Report lord horace April 27, 2012 10:53 AM BST
1 droopys jet
  jaytee pedro

2 droopys lorenzo  nap
  razldazl rioga

3 carribean rich
  boher chieftain

4 dream walker
  holycross prince

5 hather george
  lenson johnny

bismark  barefoot allstar

Many thanks H
Report Larry Sellers April 27, 2012 11:00 AM BST
Taylors Sky NAP
Eden Star

Droopys Lorenzo
Mill Bling Bling

Jazz Apollo
Taylors Cruise

Go Go Sonic
Bright Redcliffe

Bit View Micko
Boxie

Droopys Jet BISMARCK
Report darkie returns April 27, 2012 11:09 AM BST
Bracket One
Razldazl Jayfkay
Taylors Sky

Bracket Two
Droopys Lorenzo
Silverview Perky

Bracket Three
Blonde Snapper
Westmead Maldini

Bracket Four
Bright Redcliffe
Go Go Sonic

Bracket Five
Brinkleys Flyer
Bit View Micko

NAP- Silverview Perky
Bismarck- Coolavany Bert
Report Winja April 27, 2012 4:31 PM BST
B1
taylors sky
razldazl jayfkay

B2
ballymac cyan Nap
farloe iceman

B3
trewmount snap
westmead maldini

B4
franbrunosbrother
whatalovelyjob

B5
fernhill fury
boxie

bismark - eden star
Report Da Causeway April 27, 2012 5:07 PM BST
(1)
Taylors Sky
Bubbly Phoenix
(2)
Razldazl Rioga
Ballymac Cyran
(3)
Boher Chieftan
Rockview head
(4)
Dream Walker
Bright Redcliffe
(5)
Hey Gringo
Movealong Dash

Bismark=Jaytee Pedro
Nap=Razldazl Rioga
Report Mustapha Bath April 27, 2012 5:43 PM BST
Taylors Sky (NAP)
Eden Star

Razldazl Bugatti
Razldazl Rioga

Blonde Snapper
Westmead Maldini

Milroad Scolari
Rio Torino

Bit View Micko
Droopys Boo

Bismark Bubbly Phoenix

Thanks...... Good Luck All
Report Corner x Corner April 27, 2012 5:54 PM BST
Taylors Sky -NAP
Barefoot Allstar


Droopys Lorenzo
Silverview Perky


Westmead Maldini
Boher Cheiftan


Go Go Sonic
Mark My Words


Dixies Air
Kilacolla Pedro

Bismark- EDEN STAR
Report alansure1 April 27, 2012 6:17 PM BST
group 1 Taylors sky (nap)   bismark... boher paddy

        bubbly phoenix


group 2 young sid
        razldazl rioga


group 3 jazz apollo
        taylors cruise

group 4 franklybruno
        blue artisan

group 5 benkat boy
        bigview micko

Good luck all lets hope they all come back sound..
Report alansure1 April 27, 2012 6:17 PM BST
group 1 Taylors sky (nap)   bismark... boher paddy

        bubbly phoenix


group 2 young sid
        razldazl rioga


group 3 jazz apollo
        taylors cruise

group 4 franklybruno
        blue artisan

group 5 benkat boy
        bigview micko

Good luck all lets hope they all come back sound..
Report starr April 27, 2012 6:32 PM BST
Razldazl Houdini (withdrawn)

replace with-----Taylors Cruise
Report JaneWarner April 27, 2012 6:51 PM BST
Oh, B0110X!
Replace Razldazl Houdini with BLONDE SNAPPER.
Report Wolo April 27, 2012 7:21 PM BST
Last minute entry after just getting home from Switzerland...

Bracket 1
- Eden Star (NAP)
- Razldazl Jayfkay

2
- Silverview Perky
- Razldazl Rioga

3
- Jazz Apollo
- Blonde Snapper

4
- Blue Artisan
- Diesel Malc

5
- Cloheena Cash
- Boxie

BISMARCK - Jaytee Pedro
Report Firstnamewinnerlastname April 27, 2012 7:47 PM BST
1)
Boher Paddy (NAP)
Taylors Sky
2)
Jaytee Apache
Young Sid
3)
Blonde Snapper
Tynwald Bolt
4)
King Jaffa
Rio Torino
5)
Cash Game
Doonane Lad

Eden Star (BISMARCK)
Report DeSSieReborn April 28, 2012 10:04 AM BST
Can anyone update re non runners??
Report JaneWarner April 28, 2012 11:49 PM BST
Right.
Fingers crossed.
Can I cut & paste this from a spreadsheet without it looking an awful mess when it appears on here?
I'd guess I probably can't.
They ought to have a "preview" facility on this page, so you can look at how a post will come out before you hit the "post reply" button.

However... I'll start with an attempt at posting the scores from the Bracket 1 dogs.

There are three ways dogs score points.
"c" is the fastest on the clock, which carries 50 points. (Bubbly Phoenix may lose this, as I haven't got an official going allowance for tonight's card, but he had the fastest non-adjusted time.)     
"w" is the points tally for heat winners, which is what your return would be if you had the bracket value on the dog at S.P.
"q" is the bracket value awarded to all qualifiers for each round.
 
Bracket 1   
Barefoot Allstar.................(w-2.38 q-1) T:3.38
Boher Paddy.........................(w-1.57 q-1 T:2.57
Bubbly Phoenix.................(c-50 w-1.57 q-1) T:52.57
Coolavanny Bert......................(q-1) T:1
Droopys Jet.............................(q-1) T:1
Eden Star...........................(w-1.83 q-1) T:2.83
Jaytee Pedro.......................(w-5, q-1) T:6
Mill Maximus.........................(q-1) T:1
Razldazl Jayfkay................(w-1.14 q-1) T:2.14
Taylors Sky..........................(q-1) T:1
Report JaneWarner April 28, 2012 11:50 PM BST
Hmm!
Well, that's not a disaster.
"T" is the total points.
Report JaneWarner April 28, 2012 11:59 PM BST
Bracket 2   
Ballymac Cryan..................(q-2) T:2
Bucks Blade........................(q-2) T:2
Droopys Lorenzo..............(w-3.33 q-2) T:5.33
Farloe Iceman.....................(q-2) T:2
Farloe Ironman....................(q-2) T:2
Jaytee Apache.....................(q-2) T:2
Mill Bling Bling...............(w-4.75 q-2) T:6.75
Razldazl Bugatti..................(q-2) T:2
Razldazl Rioga.....................(q-2) T:2
Shelbourne Geoff..................(q-2) T:2
Silverview Perky...............(w-3.46 q-2) T:5.46
Tyrur Justin........................(q-2) T:2
Young Sid........................(w-4.20 q-2) T:6.20
Report Addy_D April 29, 2012 12:04 AM BST
dont wanna throw a spanner in the works.......especially as i had him....but jaytee apache got DQ'D tonight
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 12:07 AM BST
Bracket 3   
Blonde Snapper................(w-8.25 q-3) T:11.25
Boher Chieftain...............(q-3) T:3
Bowtime Sykes.................(q-3) T:3
Burst Of Magic................(q-3) T:3
Caribbean Rich    OUT: 0
Deanridge Viking..............(q-3) T:3
Droopys Loner.................(q-3) T:3
Droopys Vito..................(q-3) T:3
Farloe Mysterio...............(q-3) T:3
Graigues Orchard..............(q-3) T:3
Jazz Apollo...................(q-3) T:3
Judicial Ruling...............(w-8.25 q-3) T:11.25
Longwood Days.................(q-3) T:3
Longwood Hawk.................(q-3) T:3
Mags Gamble...................(q-3) T:3
Malbay Phanter................(q-3) T:3
Mill Pegasus..................(q-3) T:3
Newtown Skiptipp..............(q-3) T:3
Rockview Head.................(q-3) T:3
Ruthless Man..................(q-3) T:3
Taylors Cruise................(q-3) T:3
Tinas Nova....................(w-15 q-3) T:18
Trewmount Snap................(q-3) T:3
Tynwald Bolt..................(w-11.25 q-3) T:14.25
Westmead Maldini..............(q-3) T:3
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 12:15 AM BST
Just checked on the GBGB site and you're right, Addy_D.
How did I miss that?
Queue for a beer was pretty long, mind.
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 12:29 AM BST
Bracket 4   
Aero Bellagio    OUT: 0
Blue Artisan.................(q-4) T:4
Bombolini....................(w-36 q-4) T:40
Brae Boy.....................(q-4) T:4
Bright Redcliffe    OUT: 0
Castlebride Dan..............(w-16 q-4) T:20
Daddy Knowsbest..............(q-4) T:4
Diesel Malc..................(q-4) T:4
Dream Walker    OUT: 0
Frankbrunosbro    OUT: 0
Freds Champ...................(w-36 q-4) T:40
Goa Getta.....................(q-4) T:4
Go Go Sonic...................(q-4) T:4
Holloway Road    OUT: 0
Holycross Prince..............(q-4) T:4
King Jaffa....................(q-4) T:4
Lenson Ginger.................(q-4) T:4
Lenson Mac....................(w-28 q-4) T:32
Leos Options..................(q-4) T:4
Longrange Ivor................(q-4) T:4
Mark My Words.................(q-4) T:4
Millroad Scolari    OUT: 0
Rio Torino    OUT: 0
Romeo Patriot.................(q-4) T:4
Romeo Recruit.................(q-4) T:4
Rusheen Major    OUT: 0
Share The Spoils..............(q-4) T:4
Skywalker Gold................(q-4) T:4
Westmead Adonis...............(q-4) T:4
Westmead Shaw.................(q-4) T:4
Whata Lovely Job    OUT: 0
Whatsupjack...................(w-28 q-4) T:32
You Mind Me...................(w-17.33 q-4) T:21.33
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 12:37 AM BST
Bracket 5   
Baigou Phantom..............(q-5) T:5
Benkaat Boy    OUT: 0
Big Step....................(q-5) T:5
Bit View Micko..............(w-22.50 q-5) T:27.50
Blakefield Hitz    OUT: 0
Boxie    OUT: 0
Bridge Bandit...............(q-5) T:5
Brinkleys Flyer.............(q-5) T:5
Caribbean Gem...............(q-5) T:5
Cash Game    OUT: 0
Cloheena Cash...............(w-55 q-5) T:60
Dippy Doo    OUT: 0
Dixies Air..................(q-5) T:5
Doonane Lad.................(q-5) T:5
Droopys Bach................(q-5) T:5
Droopys Boo    OUT: 0
Droopys Patsy    OUT: 0
Droopys Trump...............(q-5) T:5
El Dreamer    OUT: 0
Fairway Fusion    OUT: 0
Farloe Luigi................(q-5) T:5
Fawkham Rocky...............(q-5) T:5
Fernhill Fury...............(q-5) T:5
Fizzypop Supreme    OUT: 0
French Blue.................(q-5) T:5
Hather George...............(q-5) T:5
Hernandez...................(q-5) T:5
Hey Gringo..................(q-5) T:5
Holy Ground.................(q-5) T:5
Killacolla Pedro    OUT: 0
Kingsmill Lotus.............(q-5) T:5
Kirkland Black..............(q-5) T:5
Landown Lenny    OUT: 0
Lenson Johnny    OUT: 0
Lughill Paulo...............(q-5) T:5
Movealong Dash    OUT: 0
Mt Leinster Hill    OUT: 0
Pittsburgh Glory............(q-5) T:5
Romeo Scout    OUT: 0
Ryves Rock    OUT: 0
Shelbourne Abi..............(q-5) T:5
Stellars Blue...............(q-5) T:5
Trivia......................(q-5) T:5
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 12:41 AM BST
All of that is subject to a recheck... which I will do tomorrow.
Going allowance for tonight was seemingly -30 for the whole meeting. If that's the case, then Bubbly Phoenix keeps the bonus for the round's fastest time.
I'm not 100% certain that I've got the 4-qualifier and 5-qualifier heats correct - if I can miss an announcement of a DQ then I can definitely get that wrong.

Players scores will be up tomorrow.
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 12:47 PM BST
Round One: The Standings -

1. Buz1969...................................180.64
2. JaneWarner...............................148.10
3. Wedge1....................................144.96
4. Cobbler Chris...........................106.40
5. Wolo........................................97.51
6. AlanSure...................................96.07
7. Premier F..................................94.21
8. Pocket Pairs..............................85.82
9. The Walker................................84.47
10. Tobe......................................83.63

11. Lanza.....................................83.10
12. Singapore................................78.71
13. Bookie25.................................74.63
14. Huggy.....................................73.57
15. Lockup....................................73.00
16. Denno.....................................72.36
17. Starr.....................................72.04
18. Betty.....................................71.30
19. Da Causeway..............................70.57
20. Darkie...................................70.14

21. Spud Murphy.............................69.72
22. Firedice.................................63.36
23. Larry Sellers..........................54.41
24. Dan Chip..................................53.89
25. Big Ern..................................53.72
26. Addy D...................................53.24
27. BJG.........................................53.10
28. Mustapha.................................50.58
29. Czechbet.................................50.10
30. The Bairn................................49.57

31. No Flap Left............................46.45
32. Duke of V................................44.47
33. Mesi........................................43.26
34. Firstname................................42.64
35. Donut33..................................41.57
36. Fattie....................................41.47
37. Everton...................................40.00
38. Catford...................................38.82
39. Casemoney................................36.61
40. Corner X.................................35.17

41. Woodman..................................34.12
42. Terry V..................................34.03
43. Dessie...................................33.93
44. Bagpuss..................................32.61
45. Lord Horace.............................31.66
46. Child Of Mine..........................31.51
47. Lee H2....................................31.39
48. Penzance.................................29.91
49. Zach Thomas.............................29.03
50. Supchal1ce..............................28.47

51. Deadbeat................................28.28
52. Darkside................................27.83
53. Big Fat H...............................27.14
54. Run&Skip................................26.00
55. Dodgepot................................23.97
56. Winja....................................20.14
56. Patrick S...............................20.14
58. Fenway...................................18.63
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 1:10 PM BST
And in "Ten To Follow" style, here are the cards of the leaders...

BUZ1969
Bubbly Phoenix - 52.57
Boher Paddy - 2.57
Mill Bling Bling - 13.50 (nap)
Young Sid - 2.00
Taylors Cruise - 3.00
Trewmount Snap - 3.00
Freds Champ - 40.00
Romeo Patriot - 4.00
Cloheena Cash - 60.00
Boxie - 0
bismarck: Coolavanny Bert

JaneWarner
Razldazl Jayfkay - 4.28 (nap)
Bubbly Phoenix - 52.57
Young Sid - 2.0
Tyrur Justin - 2.0
Blonde Snapper - 11.25
Deanridge Viking - 3.00
Skywalker Gold - 4.00
Go Go Sonic - 4.00
Cloheena Cash - 60.00
Farloe Luigi - 5.00
bismarck: Jaytee Pedro

Wedge1
Boher Paddy - 5.14 (nap)
Bubbly Phoenix - 52.57
Ballymac Cryan - 2.00
Young Sid - 2.00
Westmead Maldini - 3.00
Blonde Snapper - 11.25
Blue Artisan - 4.00
Bright Redcliffe - 0
Cloheena Cash - 60.00
Fernhill Fury - 5.00
bismarck: Mill Maximus

Cobbler Chris
Taylors Sky - 1.00
Bubbly Phoenix - 52.57
Farloe Iceman - 2.00
Droopys Lorenzo - 5.33
Mags Gamble - 6.00 (nap)
Malbay Phanter - 3.00
Frankbrunosbro - 0
Westmead Shaw - 4.00
Bit View Micko - 27.50
Hey Gringo - 5.00
bismarck: Eden Star

Wolo
Eden Star - 5.66 (nap)
Razldazl Jayfkay - 2.14
Silverview Perky - 5.46
Razldazl Rioga - 2.00
Jazz Apollo - 3.00
Blonde Snapper - 11.25
Blue Artisan - 4.00
Diesel Malc - 4.00
Cloheena Cash - 60.00
Boxie - 0
bismarck - Jaytee Pedro
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 1:14 PM BST
I should add that I've made no deduction as yet for Bismarcks.
Everyone in the competition is -10pts from what's shown in the table, as all the Bracket 1 dogs (and all the Bismarcks) passed the first hurdle.... and that's a 10pt penalty.

All results are subject to me rechecking things during the week.
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 1:29 PM BST
...and the cards of the current cellar dwellers:

Fenway
Eden Star - 2.83
Taylors Sky - 2.00 (nap)
Razldazl Rioga - 2.00
Young Sid - 2.00
Jazz Apollo - 3.00
Rockview Head - 3.00
Millroad Scolari - 0
Romeo Recruit - 4.00
Boxie - 0
Cash Game - 0
bismarck: Coolavanny Bert

Patrick Starr
Razldazl Jayfkay - 2.14
Taylors Sky - 1.00
Razldazl Rioga - 2.00
Tyrur Justin - 2.00
Longwood Hawk - 6.00 (nap)
Westmead Maldini - 3.00
Holycross Prince - 4.00
Bright Redcliffe - 0
El Dreamer - 0
Boxie - 0
bismarck: Droopys Jet

Winja
Taylors Sky - 1.00
Razldazl Jayfkay - 2.14
Ballymac Cryan - 4.00 (nap)
Farloe Iceman - 2.00
Trewmaount Snap - 3.00
Westmead Maldini - 3.00
Frankbrunosbro - 0
Whata Lovely Job - 0
Fernhill Fury - 5.00
Boxie - 0
bismarck: Eden Star

A long way to go.
2,000 points if your nap wins all the marbles, so being 100+ points adrift at this stage is nothing.
Plenty of time for Patrick, Winja and Fenway to recover.
The two players in most trouble appear to be the Duke and Dodgepot, who are both minus their naps after Round 1.
Report Duke Of Venice1 April 29, 2012 2:06 PM BST
I foolishly didn't envisage my nap would eat the oppo!
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 2:29 PM BST
I didn't even see it having a gnash at Daddy Knowsbest.
Went for a beer - or a pee - in blissful ignorance and left the stadium none the wiser.
Can't hear a bloody thing on that PA when under the stand.

I'm not convinced about the "We're doing the stadium up for the Derby" bull that was quoted in the week.
I haven't walked in from the Garratt Lane side for years. That side of the carpark seems to be in even worse condition than the potholed moonscape that greets a punter on entry from Plough Lane. I know it's rained for much of the last three weeks, almost every day, but the boating lake on the Garratt Lane side must have been 40yds across.
The pigeon poo was still prominent and I can't say I noticed much in the way of spring-cleaning.
Am I tripping, or did they open the Dog's Paw bar past the winning line at one meeting earlier this year? (Juvenile night perhaps.)
I thought they said they'd open more refreshment and bar facilities for this competition. 
I gave up refreshments on Friday. Stood there attentively on the terrace until times, prices, returns and splits had been announced, then tried to get a bevvy or a burger - having been very busy and work and eaten nowt all day.
I advanced one place in the burger queue in about five minutes, then gave up, as there was no chance of me seeing the next race. A couple of races later, I tried the bar and moved no more quickly than in the burger queue.
Last night was probably marginally better. Having arrived from a last-day non-league soccer game (much bigger than usual gate, huge queues for food, couldn't be bothered) I was a mite peckish and thirsty, so I ducked inside a couple of times as the dogs crossed the line and got served before the mutts for the next went into the traps.
I can't imagine waiting 10mins for a beer or a burger at, say, Wentworth in Sydney.
Credit where it's due: they had plenty of sheets with the weights on, the NRs were up on the board and there were punters coming in with racecards on Friday after the second race.
Still a dive of a stadium and the Derby should definitely move somewhere else for next year.
I honestky
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 2:32 PM BST
I hate pressing "Post" when I'm trying to correct a typo!
I honestly wouldn't feel an ounce of regret if they bulldozed the place at the end of next month.
Report noflapleft April 29, 2012 3:05 PM BST
jane am i missing something are young sid points right
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 3:17 PM BST
Yeah, Young Sid won at 11/10.
He gets his 2pts for getting through.
He's in the 2pt Bracket, so the win points are only 2pts @ 11/10... which is 4.20pts.
So 6.20 overall.
Report p_r_e_m_i_e_r__f_a_n_t_a_s_y April 29, 2012 3:19 PM BST
Good to hear they have given the place a tidy up for the Derby then Plain
Report patrick starr April 29, 2012 3:28 PM BST
Dont sound great jane Sad

am supposed to be there for 3rd round night,hmmmm
Report p_r_e_m_i_e_r__f_a_n_t_a_s_y April 29, 2012 3:31 PM BST
If ye have been to that sheethole Old Trafford ye won't mind it anyway Mischief
Report patrick starr April 29, 2012 3:34 PM BST
Ahhhhh the theatre of dreams,a home from home if ever there was,makes you smile just thinking of the place Happy
Report Addy_D April 29, 2012 3:53 PM BST
PF - thats exactly why i am booking the table for the finals night - i cant be arsed with all that, i simply wont enjoy the night or the racing.
Report Fenway April 29, 2012 7:35 PM BST
Stone last LaughLaugh
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 7:44 PM BST
Ah!
Well done, Wilson!
I was wondering which of you would spot that first!

Apologies to noflapleft!
I've just sat down to check the scores.
And guess what?
I have shagged up on Young Sid... Hang on. Can I say that? There's probably a priest joke in there.
Well spotted, noflapleft
Though I would have spotted it myself when re-checking the stats - just have, in fact!

I'm settling this competition on two spreadsheets.
The first one has all the dogs in one long line, with their scores to be added after each round.
As posted last night at just after midnight, Young Sid has scored 6.20 points.

The second spreadsheet is a bit bigger and has all the selections of all the players.
So, all I have to do for the second spreadsheet is type in the relevant number from the first spreadsheet next to the dog's name in the player's selections.
Simples.
Except doing this requires me to undertake the very difficult task of looking all the way across from a dog's name at the top of spreadsheet one, to the score at the bottom of the dog's column on spreadsheet one.
They must be all of an inch or so apart after Round 1.

Somehow, I looked from Young Sid's name at the top of the column to Tyrur Justin's score at the bottom of the next column over.
Consequently, I typed Tyrur Justin's score of 2.00 in the Young Sid box.... meaning everyone who selected Young Sid was given a score of 2.00, rather than 6.20.       

So, I have to add 4.20 points to the score of everyone who's on Young Sid... except Lee H2, who's napped Young Sid and so has to be given an extra 8.40 points.

I didn't transpose Tyrur Justin's score. He really did score 2.00. 

Right, back to checking things.

Actually, I think I'll recheck the other competition first.
Report JaneWarner April 29, 2012 7:45 PM BST
So you're not stone last, Fenway!
Report Fenway April 29, 2012 7:49 PM BST
Hooray. Onwards and upwards! Wink
Report DeSSieReborn April 29, 2012 8:48 PM BST
JaneWarner thanks for all your hard work on this looks like a ****ing nightmare!! Cheers for doing it Wink
Report Winja April 29, 2012 10:35 PM BST
Thanks for taking the trouble....3 seconds amongs my selections so hopeful of a recovery BlushGrin
Report ChildOfMine2 April 30, 2012 12:02 PM BST
p_r_e_m_i_e_r__f_a_n_t_a_s_y

I didn't think there was much hype surrounding him this year (sure he was 50/1 for months and then 33/1 for another few) and i think he warrants being towards the top of the market this time. Last year i was very vocal in my view that he was horrendous value considering all he had done was win an unraced stake at Kilkenny. However this year it is a lot different and i actually think he was overpriced for a long time. He has shown a good level of form in Ireland running 2nd in the Champion Stakes but it's his Wimbledon form and time that warrant him being towards the head of the market. This year going into the Derby he has clocked 28.25, 28.33, 28.22, 28.51, 28.20, 28.34, 28.20 and 28.28 nearly all of which would be good enough to win or go close to winning the Derby.


I actually remember Newbon and Hobbs saying the exact words on quarter final night last year "We all know that Razldazl Jayfkay is going to win this year's Derby." And they said that more than once. Seriously hyped greyhound!
Report p_r_e_m_i_e_r__f_a_n_t_a_s_y April 30, 2012 12:08 PM BST
That was last year though. I said all last year i thought he was under priced. This year however up until a month or couple of months ago he was trading at big prices so was hardly being overhyped this year, he went under the radar for a long time this year.

You may feel he is underpriced now and i wouldn't be rushing to back him at his current odds but from the end of last years Derby until around mid to late February he was 25/1+ and as big as 50/1.


Newbomb just says whoever is favourite is going to win and why anybody would pay and notice to what he waffles is beyond me, it's best just to mute him unless he is talking to a bookie rep as that's the only time he says anything worthwhile.
Report noflapleft April 30, 2012 6:27 PM BST
Good work Jane
Report irishone April 30, 2012 6:31 PM BST
shouldn't the person who picked the most non-runners get a BOOBY prize ? Laugh
Report JaneWarner April 30, 2012 8:16 PM BST
A lot of people picked non-runners, including me, but only four players didn't get around to changing them: Deadbeat, LeeH2, ChildofMine2 and the Booby Prize winner, Huggy, who is running with a team of 8 dogs after picking two NRs and not replacing them.
Report JaneWarner April 30, 2012 8:24 PM BST
Question on JFK, though.
I backed him last year at 10/1 on the eve of Round 1. Not a main bet by any means, but more than just a saver.
I haven't backed him this year, as I don't think he can win.
However, how many greyhounds has anyone seen that appear to be faster against the clock than JFK?
If the Derby was run on the same lines as bobsleigh or luge contests - 4 solo runs down the same track, best combined time for the 4 runs wins - he'd be very good value at 10/1.
Other than Premier Fantasy, I'm not sure there's been a faster one lap dog in the past decade.

As I've said on another thread, I can't see JFK getting through the comp without taking a whack on the run-up - because, fast though he is to the split, he doesn't ever appear to ping out - or getting a proper buffeting at the first bend when he cuts in. He seems to have the necessary back stretch pace to collar anything that gets away from him, but he doesn't do it.
Report JaneWarner April 30, 2012 9:00 PM BST
The adjusted Round 1 standings:

1. Buz1969...................................184.84
2. JaneWarner...............................152.30
3. Wedge1....................................149.16
4. CobblerChris............................106.40
5. AlanSure..................................100.27
6. Wolo........................................97.51
7. Premier F..................................94.21
8. Pocket Pairs..............................90.02
9. The Walker................................84.47
10. Tobe.......................................83.63

11. Lanza.....................................83.10
12. Singapore................................82.91
13. Lockup....................................77.20
14. Denno.....................................76.56
15. Bookie25.................................74.63
16. Huggy.....................................73.57
17. Starr.....................................72.04
18. Betty.....................................71.30
19. Da Causeway..............................70.57
20. Darkie...................................70.14

21. Spud Murphy.............................69.72
22. Firedice.................................63.36
23. Larry Sellers..........................54.41
24. Dan Chip..................................53.89
25. Big Ern..................................53.72
26. Addy D...................................53.24
27. BJG........................................53.10
28. Mustapha.................................50.58
29. Czechbet.................................50.10
30. The Bairn................................49.57

31. Firstname................................46.84
32. No Flap Left............................46.45
33. Donut33..................................45.77
34. Duke of V................................44.47
35. Mesi.......................................43.26
36. Fattie....................................41.47
37. Everton...................................40.00
38. Lee H2....................................39.79
39. Catford...................................38.82
40. Casemoney................................36.61

41. Corner X.................................35.17
42. Woodman..................................34.12
43. Terry V..................................34.03
44. Dessie...................................33.93
45. Bagpuss..................................32.61
46. Lord Horace.............................31.66
47. Child Of Mine..........................31.51
48. Big Fat H..............................31.34
49. Run&Skip................................30.20
50. Penzance................................29.91

51. Zach Thomas............................29.03
52. Supchal1ce.............................28.47
53. Deadbeat................................28.28
54. Darkside................................27.83
55. Dodgepot................................23.97
56. Fenway...................................23.03
57. Winja....................................20.14
57. Patrick S................................20.14

Right!
Adjustments all done... I hope!
No significant errors apart from the Young Sid glitch, though there was the odd typo. (I type this scoreboard out manually, as I can't do it by cutting and pasting from the spreadsheet.)

Typos apart, this should be the official table for Round 1.

Typos don't matter all that much in this. In a "normal" tipping contest, everyone has a cumulative total in which the previous points or profit/loss figures are set in stone and don't change, so typos mean the total always stays wrong. If someone gets a typo'd +£155 figure, instead of what ought to have been +115 in the table, there's no way it'll come to light unless the settler goes back through previous weeks.
In this, the dogs' scores change after every round, so everyone's score is recalculated again from scratch after every round, so any typos will correct themselves.

Right, I hope I don't have to post anything else on this forum until the card & rules for the "Normal" tipping competition "Round Two, Heats 1-8" goes up on Thursday night.
Report JaneWarner May 6, 2012 12:08 PM BST
The scores of the dogs...

Bracket 1:

Barefoot Allstar
R1: w-2.38 q-1.00 t3.38
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
Total: 4.38

Boher Paddy
R1: w-1.57 q-1.00 t2.57
R2: w-2.75 q-1.00 t3.75
Total: 6.32

Bubbly Phoenix
R1: c-50.00 w-1.57 q-1.00 t52.57
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
Total: 53.57

Coolavanny Bert
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-3.50 q-1.00 t4.50
Total: 5.50

Droopys Jet
R1: q-1.00
t1.00
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
Total: 2.00

Eden Star
R1: w-1.83 q-1.00 t2.83
R2: withdrawn
Total: 2.83

Jaytee Pedro
R1: w-5.00 q-1.00 t6.00
R2: w-5.00 q-1.00 t6.00
Total: 12.00

Mill Maximus
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
Total: 2.00

Razldazl Jayfkay
R1: w-1.14 q-1.00 t2.14
R2: c-50.00 w-1.40 q-1.00 t52.40
Total: 54.54

Taylors Sky
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-1.25 q-1.00 t2.25
Total: 3.25

Bracket 2

Ballymac Cryan
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: out
Total: 2.00

Bucks Blade
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-8.00 q-2.00 t10.00
Total: 12.00

Droopys Lorenzo
R1: w-3.33 q-2.00 t5.33
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 7.33

Farloe Iceman
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 4.00

Farloe Ironman
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 4.00

Jaytee Apache
R1: disqualified
Total: 0

Mill Bling Bling
R1: w-4.75 q-2.00 t6.75
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 8.75

Razldazl Bugatti
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-7.25 q-2.00 t9.25
Total: 11.25

Razldazl Rioga
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-5.00 q-2.00 t7.00
Total: 9.00

Shelbourne Geoff
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 4.00

Silverview Perky
R1: w-3.46 q-2.00 t5.46
R2: out
Total: 5.46

Tyrur Justin
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 4.00

Young Sid
R1: w-4.20 q-2.00 t6.20
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 8.20

Bracket 3

Blonde Snapper
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 14.25

Boher Chieftain
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Bowtime Sykes
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-12.00 q-3.00 t15.00
Total: 18.00

Burst Of Magic
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 3.00

Caribbean Rich
R1: out
Total: 0

Deanridge Viking
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Droopys Loner
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00

Droopys Vito
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Farloe Mysterio
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 6.00

Graigues Orchard
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 6.00

Jazz Apollo
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Judicial Ruling
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: w-5.40 q-3.00 t8.40
Total: 19.65

Longwood Days
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 6.00

Longwood Hawk
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-9.75 q-3.00 t12.75
Total: 15.75

Mags Gamble
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Malbay Phanter
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-24.00 q-3.00 t27.00
Total: 30.00

Mill Pegasus
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Newtown Skiptipp
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Rockview Head
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Ruthless Man
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-13.50 q-3.00 t16.50
Total: 19.50

Taylors Cruise
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 6.00

Tinas Nova
R1: w-15.00 q-3.00 t18.00
R2: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
Total: 29.25

Trewmount Snap
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 6.00

Tynwald Bolt
R1: w-11.25 q-3.00 t14.25
R2: out
Total: 14.25

Westmead Maldini
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 6.00

Bracket 4

Aero Bellagio
R1: out
Total: 0

Blue Artisan
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Bombolini
R1: w-36.00 q-4.00 t40.00
R2: out
Total: 40.00

Brae Boy
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Bright Redcliffe
R1: out
Total: 0

Castlebride Dan
R1: w-16.00 q-4.00 t20.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 24.00

Daddyknows Best
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Diesel Malc
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Dream Walker
R1: out
Total: 0

Frankbrunosbro
R1: out
Total: 0

Freds Champ
R1: w-36.00 q-4.00 t40.00
R2: out
Total: 40.00

Goa Getta
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Go Go Sonic
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 8.00

Holloway Road
R1: out
Total: 0

Holycross Prince
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 8.00

King Jaffa
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 8.00

Lenson Ginger
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 8.00

Lenson Mac
R1: w-28.00 q-4.00 t32.00
R2: out
Total: 32.00

Leos Options
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Longrange Ivor
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Mark My Words
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 8.00

Millroad Scolari
R1: out
Total: 0

Rio Torino
R1: out
Total: 0

Romeo Patriot
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Romeo Recruit
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 4.00

Rusheen Major
R1: out
Total: 0

Share The Spoils
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Skywalker Gold
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: w-12.00 q-4.00 t16.00
Total: 20.00

Westmead Adonis
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 8.00

Westmead Shaw
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Whata Lovely Job
R1: out
Total: 0

Whatsupjack
R1: w-28.00 q-4.00 t32.00
R2: out
Total: 32.00

You Mind Me
R1: w-17.33 q-4.00 t21.33
R2: w-18.00 q-4.00 t22.00
Total: 43.33

Bracket 5

Baigou Phantom
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
Total: 5.00

Benkaat Boy
R1: out
Total: 0

Big Step
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Bit View Micko
R1: w-22.50 q-5.00 t27.50
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
Total: 32.50

Blakefield Hitz
R1: out
Total: 0

Boxie
R1: out
Total: 0

Bridge Bandit
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Brinkleys Flyer
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
Total: 10.00

Caribbean Gem
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Cash Game
R1: out
Total: 0

Cloheena Cash
R1: w-55.00 q-5.00 t60.00
R2: out
Total: 60.00

Dippy Doo
R1: out
Total: 0

Dixies Air
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Doonane Lad
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
Total: 10.00

Droopys Bach
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Droopys Boo
R1: out
Total: 0

Droopys Patsy
R1: out
Total: 0

Droopys Trump
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

El Dreamer
R1: out
Total: 0

Fairway Fusion
R1: out
Total: 0

Farloe Luigi
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Fawkham Rocky
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 5.00

Fernhill Fury
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Fizzypop Supreme
R1: out
Total: 0

French Blue
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
Total: 10.00

Hather George
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Hernandez
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Hey Gringo
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Holy Ground
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Killacolla Pedro
R1: out
Total: 0

Kingsmill Lotus
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Kirkland Black
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
Total: 10.00

Landown Lenny
R1: out
Total: 0

Lenson Johnny
R1: out
Total: 0

Lughill Paulo
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Movealong Dash
R1: out
Total: 0

Mt Leinster Hill
R1: out
Total: 0

Pittsburgh Glory
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Romeo Scout
R1: out
Total: 0

Ryves Rock
R1: out
Total: 0

Shelbourne Abi
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
Total: 10.00

Stellars Blue
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Trivia
R1: out
Total: 0
Report JaneWarner May 6, 2012 12:13 PM BST
I now have to endure the excitement of Enfield Town v. Needham Market in the Isthmian League Division One North play-off final.
I'll be back to tot-up the scores later.
Report JaneWarner May 6, 2012 8:27 PM BST
Evenin' all!
Well, that was tense.
Bloody awful game of football.
Enfield, or one half of what was Enfield - on several occasions in their history the best Non-League club in the land - won 1-0 to climb out of... errm... Division 8.
How the mighty fall.
Looking around their admittedly shiny and redeveloped athletics stadium and thinking of the long-gone Southbury Road wasn't as bad as looking around what parts of the SW17 khazi one is allowed into nowadays and thinking of the Olympic Stadium in Shepherd's Bush... but it was close.
Needham Market had gone to extra-time on a heavy pitch in the semi-final on Friday, which had been postponed every night since Tuesday, due to The Almighty persistently going round with the bloody bowser. They understandably looked shattered.
817 there, I think the tannoy said. Probably not many fewer than were at Wimbledon last night - and a lot more than were inside by the time Heat 9 got underway.
2,011 at the Southern Division final, in which Bognor Regis Town beat Dulwich Hamlet 1-0. That attendance suggests there's less to do in Bognor on a cool and potentially wet Bank Holiday weekend than there is in Enfield... which is saying something.
To business, then.
I'd just about done the scores for Round 2 of this competition before departing, so I just have to get them in top-to-bottom order and take off the Bismarck tally and I'll be back on here in about an hour, I should think.
I'll bet you can't take the excitement.
Report JaneWarner May 6, 2012 10:29 PM BST
Standings after Round Two:

I've added these up "by hand", rather than off the spreadsheet, so there shouldn't be any automated mistakes of last week's Young Sid score variety.
I'm not saying there aren't any mistakes in it, though. I'll do a recheck some time tomorrow.

Unlike last week's table, I've deducted the score for the Bismarck progressing. There wasn't much point in doing that last week, as all the Bracket One dogs were still in and so everyone was looking at a 10-point deduction.
This week, of course, there are eight spawny gets who named Eden Star as their Bismarck. They will only lose 10 Bismarck points for the competition, which I've deducted. The other fifty players have had 20 points taken off their totals... with probably more to come.

An (e) behind the score indicates players who Bismarcked Eden Star.
An (x) in front of the player's name indicates that their Nap is out of the Derby.
The number in brackets after the player's name is the number of dogs that player still has running for him (or her). 

This might look a total mess.

Here goes....

1. JaneWarner (7)..............................................265.10
2. Denno (7)....................................................208.01
3. Buz1969 (6).................................................181.59
4. Firedice (8)................................................174.81
5. Premier F (6)...............................................159.61
6. Addy D (4)...................................................159.29 (e)
7. Bagpuss (7)..................................................157.66 (e)
8. Deadbeat (7).................................................154.58
9. Lanza (6).....................................................152.00
10. Terry V (6).................................................151.08

11. Bookie25 (8)...............................................149.28
12. Casemoney (9)..............................................147.66
13. The Bairn (6)..............................................146.62
14. Wedge1 (5)..................................................145.66
15. Fattie (7)..................................................145.62 (e)
16. Betty (7)...................................................144.70
17. BJG (7)......................................................143.00
18. (x) Wolo (3)...............................................139.91
19. CobblerChris (6)..........................................135.65 (e)
20. Dessie (6)..................................................133.48

21. Zach T (7)..................................................130.08
22. (x) Singapore (4)..........................................127.56
23. (x) Darkie (8).............................................126.79
24. (x) The Walker (4).........................................123.08
25. Dan Chip (7)...................................................121.04
26. (x) Duke of V (6)...........................................120.62
27. Spud Murphy (6)..............................................118.62
28. Big Ern (7)....................................................106.62
29. (x) Czechbet (4)...........................................103.75 (e)
30. Tobe (7)........................................................103.43

31. AlanSure (6)..................................................102.27
32. Patrick S (7).................................................96.29
33. Lee H2 (7).....................................................91.44
34. (x) Dodgepot (6)..................................................89.12
35. Big Fat H (6)..................................................86.24
36. Pocket P (6)...................................................85.52
37. (x) Supchal1ce (6)................................................74.12
38. (x) Winja (5)......................................................72.79 (e)
39. (x) Noflapleft (5)................................................70.45
40. Da Causeway (3).................................................67.82

41. Lockup (4).......................................................67.70
42. Huggy (3)........................................................64.82
43. Mustapha (6)....................................................62.33
44. Starr (3)........................................................61.54
45. Firstname (7)...................................................60.58 (e)
46. Larry Sellers (6).............................................54.91
47. Mesi (7).........................................................52.91
48. Donut33 (7).....................................................49.02
49. Everton (6).....................................................47.75
50. CornerX (6).....................................................43.67 (e)

51. Darkside (5)....................................................42.83
52. (x) Woodman (5)................................................35.37
53. Lord Horace (5)................................................33.66
54. Run&Skip (6)....................................................33.20
55. (x) Catford (4)..................................................31.82
56. ChildofMine (5)................................................31.51
57. (x) Penzance (5).................................................29.41
58. Fenway (3).....................................................16.53
Report woodmanchester May 7, 2012 5:51 AM BST
Gosh, loitering towards the tail-end in 52nd place. Do i not get chance to pick another in place of non-runner Eden Star? Missed the 2nd round anyway. Think i need to give up on this competition, coz Eden was my NAP too, so no 1,000pts bonus for me and sure someone on here will have napped the eventual winner
Report ChildOfMine2 May 7, 2012 10:54 PM BST
Razldazl Jayfkay making me look like a fool - Serious run last Saturday but I've a feeling he's peaking far too soon!
Report JaneWarner May 13, 2012 9:21 AM BST
One correction from last week's Round Two scores:
I miscalculated Razldazl Bugatti's tally by a whole quarter of a point... with a knock-on effect for those who've selected the mutt in question.

Dogs' scores after Round Three:


Bracket 1:

Barefoot Allstar
R1: w-2.38 q-1.00 t3.38
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: withdrawn
Total: 4.38

Boher Paddy
R1: w-1.57 q-1.00 t2.57
R2: w-2.75 q-1.00 t3.75
R3: w-1.80 q-1 t2.80
Total: 9.12

Bubbly Phoenix
R1: c-50.00 w-1.57 q-1.00 t52.57
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: c-50.00 w-1.67 q-1.00 t52.67
Total: 106.24

Coolavanny Bert
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-3.50 q-1.00 t4.50
R3: w-2.50 q-1.00 t3.50
Total: 9.00

Droopys Jet
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: q-1.00 t1.00
Total: 3.00

Eden Star
R1: w-1.83 q-1.00 t2.83
R2: withdrawn
Total: 2.83

Jaytee Pedro
R1: w-5.00 q-1.00 t6.00
R2: w-5.00 q-1.00 t6.00
R3: out
Total: 12.00

Mill Maximus
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: q-1.00 t1.00
Total: 3.00

Razldazl Jayfkay
R1: w-1.14 q-1.00 t2.14
R2: c-50.00 w-1.40 q-1.00 t52.40
R3: w-1.25 q-1.00 t2.25
Total: 56.79

Taylors Sky
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-1.25 q-1.00 t2.25
R3: q-1.00 t1.00
Total: 4.25

Bracket 2

Ballymac Cryan
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: out
Total: 2.00

Bucks Blade
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-8.00 q-2.00 t10.00
R3: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 14.00

Droopys Lorenzo
R1: w-3.33 q-2.00 t5.33
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 9.33

Farloe Iceman
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: out
Total: 4.00

Farloe Ironman
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: q-2.00 t2.00
Total: 6.00

Jaytee Apache
R1: disqualified
Total: 0

Mill Bling Bling
R1: w-4.75 q-2.00 t6.75
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: out
Total: 8.75

Razldazl Bugatti
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-7.50 q-2.00 t9.50
R3: w-7.50 q-2.00 t9.50
Total: 21.00

Razldazl Rioga
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-5.00 q-2.00 t7.00
R3: w-4.75 q-2.00 t6.75
Total: 15.75

Shelbourne Geoff
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: w-6.00 q-2.00 t8.00
Total: 12.00

Silverview Perky
R1: w-3.46 q-2.00 t5.46
R2: out
Total: 5.46

Tyrur Justin
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: out
Total: 4.00

Young Sid
R1: w-4.20 q-2.00 t6.20
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: w-10.00 q-2.00 t12.00
Total: 20.20

Bracket 3

Blonde Snapper
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 17.25

Boher Chieftain
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Bowtime Sykes
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-12.00 q-3.00 t15.00
R3: out
Total: 18.00

Burst Of Magic
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 3.00

Caribbean Rich
R1: out
Total: 0

Deanridge Viking
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Droopys Loner
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 9.00

Droopys Vito
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Farloe Mysterio
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: out
Total: 6.00

Graigues Orchard
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 9.00

Jazz Apollo
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Judicial Ruling
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: w-5.40 q-3.00 t8.40
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 22.65

Longwood Days
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 9.00

Longwood Hawk
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-9.75 q-3.00 t12.75
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 18.75

Mags Gamble
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Malbay Phanter
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-24.00 q-3.00 t27.00
R3: out
Total: 30.00

Mill Pegasus
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Newtown Skiptipp
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Rockview Head
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Ruthless Man
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-13.50 q-3.00 t16.50
R3: out
Total: 19.50

Taylors Cruise
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: out
Total: 6.00

Tinas Nova
R1: w-15.00 q-3.00 t18.00
R2: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R3: q-3.00 t3.00 
Total: 32.25

Trewmount Snap
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
Total: 9.00

Tynwald Bolt
R1: w-11.25 q-3.00 t14.25
R2: out
Total: 14.25

Westmead Maldini
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: out
Total: 6.00

Bracket 4

Aero Bellagio
R1: out
Total: 0

Blue Artisan
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Bombolini
R1: w-36.00 q-4.00 t40.00
R2: out
Total: 40.00

Brae Boy
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Bright Redcliffe
R1: out
Total: 0

Castlebride Dan
R1: w-16.00 q-4.00 t20.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 24.00

Daddyknows Best
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Diesel Malc
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Dream Walker
R1: out
Total: 0

Frankbrunosbro
R1: out
Total: 0

Freds Champ
R1: w-36.00 q-4.00 t40.00
R2: out
Total: 40.00

Goa Getta
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Go Go Sonic
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

Holloway Road
R1: out
Total: 0

Holycross Prince
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

King Jaffa
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

Lenson Ginger
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

Lenson Mac
R1: w-28.00 q-4.00 t32.00
R2: out
Total: 32.00

Leos Options
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Longrange Ivor
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Mark My Words
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 12.00

Millroad Scolari
R1: out
Total: 0

Rio Torino
R1: out
Total: 0

Romeo Patriot
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Romeo Recruit
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 4.00

Rusheen Major
R1: out
Total: 0

Share The Spoils
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Skywalker Gold
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: w-12.00 q-4.00 t16.00
R3: out
Total: 20.00

Westmead Adonis
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 12.00

Westmead Shaw
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Whata Lovely Job
R1: out
Total: 0

Whatsupjack
R1: w-28.00 q-4.00 t32.00
R2: out
Total: 32.00

You Mind Me
R1: w-17.33 q-4.00 t21.33
R2: w-18.00 q-4.00 t22.00
R3: out
Total: 43.33

Bracket 5

Baigou Phantom
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Benkaat Boy
R1: out
Total: 0

Big Step
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Bit View Micko
R1: w-22.50 q-5.00 t27.50
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 32.50

Blakefield Hitz
R1: out
Total: 0

Boxie
R1: out
Total: 0

Bridge Bandit
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Brinkleys Flyer
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Caribbean Gem
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Cash Game
R1: out
Total: 0

Cloheena Cash
R1: w-55.00 q-5.00 t60.00
R2: out
Total: 60.00

Dippy Doo
R1: out
Total: 0

Dixies Air
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Doonane Lad
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Droopys Bach
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Droopys Boo
R1: out
Total: 0

Droopys Patsy
R1: out
Total: 0

Droopys Trump
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

El Dreamer
R1: out
Total: 0

Fairway Fusion
R1: out
Total: 0

Farloe Luigi
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Fawkham Rocky
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 5.00

Fernhill Fury
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Fizzypop Supreme
R1: out
Total: 0

French Blue
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: withdrawn
Total: 10.00

Hather George
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Hernandez
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Hey Gringo
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Holy Ground
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Killacolla Pedro
R1: out
Total: 0

Kingsmill Lotus
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Kirkland Black
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Landown Lenny
R1: out
Total: 0

Lenson Johnny
R1: out
Total: 0

Lughill Paulo
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Movealong Dash
R1: out
Total: 0

Mt Leinster Hill
R1: out
Total: 0

Pittsburgh Glory
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Romeo Scout
R1: out
Total: 0

Ryves Rock
R1: out
Total: 0

Shelbourne Abi
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Stellars Blue
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Trivia
R1: out
Total: 0
Report JaneWarner May 13, 2012 9:25 AM BST
Bucks Blade should be in caps, as he's still in.
Report JaneWarner May 13, 2012 7:47 PM BST
Standings After Round 3:

Apart from the error where I gave everyone who selected Razldazl Bugatti a whole 0.25 points less than they should have had, there were a few typos and a couple of cases of me missing 0.50 points off a score due to bad maths.
None of the typos was for more than a fraction... with one exception. I gave PF the small matter of 10 points more than he should have had in last weeks' standings!
Apologies, PF!

The standings are posted with Bismarck deductions made.
That means everyone who didn't select either Eden Star, Barefoot Allstar or Jaytee Pedro has had a 50-point deduction made from the score racked up by their selections' efforts so far.
Those who Bismarcked any of the eliminated Bracket 1 trio have a (b) after their score.
Those whose Nap has been eliminated have an (x) in front of their names.
The number in brackets after a player's name is the number of dogs that player still has in his or her team. (A couple of players are down to one dog.)

A few daft notes:
Nobody has napped leading scorer Bubbly Phoenix.
The absence of any winner bigger than 10/1 means Cloheena Cash is still 2nd-topscoring dog.
Only two dogs below Bracket 3 survive... and one of them, Westmead Adonis, wasn't picked by a single player.
And I'm only top until Jayfkay and Phoenix collide at the first bend on Tuesday.   

The table....

1. JaneWarner (4).....................................337.27 (b)
2. Denno (5)...........................................235.26 (b)
3. (x) Buz1969 (4)..............................222.06
4. (x) Singapore (4).............................204.23
5. (x) CobblerChris (3).........................191.32 (b)
6. Firedice (6)............................................... 190.31 (b)
7. Wedge1 (4).................................................188.93
8. Premier F (3)............................................188.03
9. Bagpuss (4)..............................................173.16 (b)
10. Fattie (5)...............................................170.37 (b)

11. Lanza (4)................................................169.00 (b)
12. Addy D (2)..............................................164.79 (b)
13. Terry V (3)............................................163.33 (b)
14. Pocket P (4)...........................................155.19 (b)
15. (x) Wolo (3)...........................................151.91 (b)
16. Deadbeat (4)............................................146.58
17. AlanSure (4)............................................146.19
18. Zach T (3)...............................................138.58 (b)
19. (x) The Walker (4)..........................................136.37 (b)
20. Casemoney (5)............................................136.16

21. Da Causeway (3).........................................134.99 (b)
22. Spud Murphy (6).........................................134.87 (b)
23. Bookie25 (3)............................................126.53
24. The Bairn (3)...........................................124.12
25. Betty (3).................................................121.45
26. BJG (2)...................................................117.25
27. Dessie (4)................................................116.78
28. (x) Czechbet (3)........................................111.00 (b)
29. Dan Chip (5)..............................................110.00
30. (x) Darkie (4).....................................105.04

31. (x) Duke Of V (3)......................................102.02
32. LeeH2 (5)........................................................93.69
33. Tobe (3)..........................................................83.43
34. Big Ern (3).....................................................82.87
35. Firstname (4)...................................................82.19 (b)
36. Big Fat H (4)...................................................79.24
37. (x) Dodgepot (3)...............................................79.12
38. (x) Winja (3)....................................................79.04 (b)
39. Patrick S (4)....................................................72.29
40. (x) Supchal1ce (4).............................................53.37

41. Lockup (3)........................................................52.70
42. CornerX (3).......................................................51.67 (b)
43. Mustapha (4)......................................................50.83
44. Lord Horace (3)..................................................45.41
45. Huggy (3)..........................................................44.62
46. (x) Noflapleft (2)............................................44.45
47. (x) ChildOfMine2 (2)..............................................39.26 (b)
48. Donut33 (4)........................................................38.86
49. (x) Mesi (4)......................................................36.66
50. Starr (1)...........................................................33.54

51. Larry S (2)........................................................28.91
52. Everton (3)........................................................23.75
53. Run&Skip (4)......................................................23.70
54. Darkside (1)......................................................19.83
55. (x) Penzance (4).........................................15.66
56. (x) Woodman (2)..........................................13.12
57. (x) Catford TB (3).......................................7.62
58. Fenway (3).........................................................7.28
Report JaneWarner May 16, 2012 7:50 PM BST
Scores of the dogs after the quarter-finals.

All semi-finalists get at least 50 points, in addition to their normal tallies, so I've added those points to the scores.

I'm going to split this up, as listing all the hounds in one go makes for a very long post.

Starting with the Bracket 1 dogs:


Barefoot Allstar
R1: w-2.38 q-1.00 t3.38
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: withdrawn
Total: 4.38

Boher Paddy
R1: w-1.57 q-1.00 t2.57
R2: w-2.75 q-1.00 t3.75
R3: w-1.80 q-1.00 t2.80
QF: out
Total: 9.12

Bubbly Phoenix
R1: c-50.00 w-1.57 q-1.00 t52.57
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: c-50.00 w-1.67 q-1.00 t52.67
QF: q-1.00 t1.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 157.24

Coolavanny Bert
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-3.50 q-1.00 t4.50
R3: w-2.50 q-1.00 t3.50
QF: w-3.00 q-1.00 t4.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 63.00

Droopys Jet
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: q-1.00 t1.00
QF: w-3.50 q-1.00 t4.50
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 57.50

Eden Star
R1: w-1.83 q-1.00 t2.83
R2: withdrawn
Total: 2.83

Jaytee Pedro
R1: w-5.00 q-1.00 t6.00
R2: w-5.00 q-1.00 t6.00
R3: out
Total: 12.00

Mill Maximus
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: q-1.00 t1.00
R3: q-1.00 t1.00
QF: out
Total: 3.00

Razldazl Jayfkay
R1: w-1.14 q-1.00 t2.14
R2: c-50.00 w-1.40 q-1.00 t52.40
R3: w-1.25 q-1.00 t2.25
QF: c-50.00 w-2.10 q-1.00 t53.10
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 159.89

Taylors Sky
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-1.25 q-1.00 t2.25
R3: q-1.00 t1.00
QF: q-1.00 t1.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 55.25
Report JaneWarner May 16, 2012 7:55 PM BST
Bracket 2


Ballymac Cryan
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: out
Total: 2.00

Bucks Blade
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-8.00 q-2.00 t10.00
R3: q-2.00 t2.00
QF: out
Total: 14.00

Droopys Lorenzo
R1: w-3.33 q-2.00 t5.33
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: q-2.00 t2.00
QF: out
Total: 9.33

Farloe Iceman
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: out
Total: 4.00

Farloe Ironman
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: q-2.00 t2.00
QF: q-2.00 t2.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 58.00

Jaytee Apache
R1: disqualified
Total: 0

Mill Bling Bling
R1: w-4.75 q-2.00 t6.75
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: out
Total: 8.75

Razldazl Bugatti
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-7.50 q-2.00 t9.50
R3: w-7.50 q-2.00 t9.50
QF: q-2.00 t2.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 73.00

Razldazl Rioga
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: w-5.00 q-2.00 t7.00
R3: w-4.75 q-2.00 t6.75
QF: w-7.00 q-2.00 t9.00
s/f place: 50.00 
Total: 74.75

Shelbourne Geoff
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: w-6.00 q-2.00 t8.00
QF: out
Total: 12.00

Silverview Perky
R1: w-3.46 q-2.00 t5.46
R2: out
Total: 5.46

Tyrur Justin
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: out
Total: 4.00

Young Sid
R1: w-4.20 q-2.00 t6.20
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: w-10.00 q-2.00 t12.00
QF: out
Total: 20.20
Report JaneWarner May 16, 2012 8:00 PM BST
Bracket 3


Blonde Snapper
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: q-3.00 t3.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 70.25

Boher Chieftain
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Bowtime Sykes
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-12.00 q-3.00 t15.00
R3: out
Total: 18.00

Burst Of Magic
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 3.00

Caribbean Rich
R1: out
Total: 0

Deanridge Viking
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Droopys Loner
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: q-3.00 t3.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 62.00

Droopys Vito
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Farloe Mysterio
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: out
Total: 6.00

Graigues Orchard
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: out
Total: 9.00

Jazz Apollo
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Judicial Ruling
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: w-5.40 q-3.00 t8.40
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: q-3.00 t3.00
s/f place: 50.00
Total: 75.65

Longwood Days
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: out
Total: 9.00

Longwood Hawk
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-9.75 q-3.00 t12.75
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: out
Total: 18.75

Mags Gamble
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Malbay Phanter
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-24.00 q-3.00 t27.00
R3: out
Total: 30.00

Mill Pegasus
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Newtown Skiptipp
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Rockview Head
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Ruthless Man
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: w-13.50 q-3.00 t16.50
R3: out
Total: 19.50

Taylors Cruise
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: out
Total: 6.00

Tinas Nova
R1: w-15.00 q-3.00 t18.00
R2: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: out
Total: 32.25

Trewmount Snap
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: out
Total: 9.00

Tynwald Bolt
R1: w-11.25 q-3.00 t14.25
R2: out
Total: 14.25

Westmead Maldini
R1: q-3.00 t3.00
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: out
Total: 6.00
Report JaneWarner May 16, 2012 8:04 PM BST
Bracket 4


Aero Bellagio
R1: out
Total: 0

Blue Artisan
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Bombolini
R1: w-36.00 q-4.00 t40.00
R2: out
Total: 40.00

Brae Boy
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Bright Redcliffe
R1: out
Total: 0

Castlebride Dan
R1: w-16.00 q-4.00 t20.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 24.00

Daddyknows Best
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Diesel Malc
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Dream Walker
R1: out
Total: 0

Frankbrunosbro
R1: out
Total: 0

Freds Champ
R1: w-36.00 q-4.00 t40.00
R2: out
Total: 40.00

Goa Getta
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Go Go Sonic
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

Holloway Road
R1: out
Total: 0

Holycross Prince
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

King Jaffa
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

Lenson Ginger
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: out
Total: 8.00

Lenson Mac
R1: w-28.00 q-4.00 t32.00
R2: out
Total: 32.00

Leos Options
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Longrange Ivor
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Mark My Words
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: q-4.00 t4.00
QF: out
Total: 12.00

Millroad Scolari
R1: out
Total: 0

Rio Torino
R1: out
Total: 0

Romeo Patriot
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Romeo Recruit
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 4.00

Rusheen Major
R1: out
Total: 0

Share The Spoils
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Skywalker Gold
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: w-12.00 q-4.00 t16.00
R3: out
Total: 20.00

Westmead Adonis
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: q-4.00 t4.00
QF: q-4.00 t4.00
Total: 66.00

Westmead Shaw
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: out
Total: 4.00

Whata Lovely Job
R1: out
Total: 0

Whatsupjack
R1: w-28.00 q-4.00 t32.00
R2: out
Total: 32.00

You Mind Me
R1: w-17.33 q-4.00 t21.33
R2: w-18.00 q-4.00 t22.00
R3: out
Total: 43.33
Report JaneWarner May 16, 2012 8:09 PM BST
Bracket 5 ... which hasn't changed since pre-QFs, as this lot were all out by then.

Baigou Phantom
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Benkaat Boy
R1: out
Total: 0

Big Step
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Bit View Micko
R1: w-22.50 q-5.00 t27.50
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 32.50

Blakefield Hitz
R1: out
Total: 0

Boxie
R1: out
Total: 0

Bridge Bandit
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Brinkleys Flyer
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Caribbean Gem
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Cash Game
R1: out
Total: 0

Cloheena Cash
R1: w-55.00 q-5.00 t60.00
R2: out
Total: 60.00

Dippy Doo
R1: out
Total: 0

Dixies Air
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Doonane Lad
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Droopys Bach
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Droopys Boo
R1: out
Total: 0

Droopys Patsy
R1: out
Total: 0

Droopys Trump
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

El Dreamer
R1: out
Total: 0

Fairway Fusion
R1: out
Total: 0

Farloe Luigi
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Fawkham Rocky
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: withdrawn
Total: 5.00

Fernhill Fury
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Fizzypop Supreme
R1: out
Total: 0

French Blue
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: withdrawn
Total: 10.00

Hather George
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Hernandez
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Hey Gringo
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Holy Ground
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Killacolla Pedro
R1: out
Total: 0

Kingsmill Lotus
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Kirkland Black
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Landown Lenny
R1: out
Total: 0

Lenson Johnny
R1: out
Total: 0

Lughill Paulo
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Movealong Dash
R1: out
Total: 0

Mt Leinster Hill
R1: out
Total: 0

Pittsburgh Glory
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Romeo Scout
R1: out
Total: 0

Ryves Rock
R1: out
Total: 0

Shelbourne Abi
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: q-5.00 t5.00
R3: out
Total: 10.00

Stellars Blue
R1: q-5.00 t5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Trivia
R1: out
Total: 0
Report JaneWarner May 17, 2012 9:40 PM BST
Right!
The scores going into the semi-finals.

The dogs each player has left are listed below the player's name.
The Nap - if it's still in - is marked with an asterisk.
The Bismarck - if it's still in - appears after a player's score.
The minimum finishing position score of 50 points per dog has been added for all dogs in semi-finals.
100 points have been deducted from all Bismarcks still in the competition.


1) JaneWarner............................................647.47
(*JFK, Phoenix, Snapper)
2) Denno..................................................604.46
(*JFK, Sky, Rio, Judicial)
3) Firedice...............................................552.51
(*JFK, Sky, Ironman, Judicial)
4) Fattie..................................................486.47
(*Sky, JFK, Rio, Bug)
5) Terry V................................................479.53
(*JFK, Rio)
6) Deadbeat...............................................464.78 (Phoenix)
(*JFK, Sky, Bug, Rio)
7) Zach T.................................................448.78
(*JFK, Sky, Loner)
8) Casemoney..............................................446.36
(*JFK, Sky, Loner)
9) Spud Murphy...........................................445.97
(*Sky, JFK, Loner, Snapper)
10) Bagpuss...............................................430.36
(*JFK, Sky)

11) Lanza..................................................426.10
(*Sky, JFK, Bug)
12) Addy D.................................................421.99
(*JFK, Sky)
13) Singapore.............................................410.33
(Phoenix, JFK, Bug)
14) Premier F..............................................410.13
(*Rio, Phoenix, JFK)
15) The Bairn..............................................381.32
(*JFK, Sky)
16) Dan Chip...............................................370.14 (Bert)
(*Sky, JFK, Bug, Snapper)
17) Wolo.....................................................367.01
(JFK, Rio, Snapper)
18) Pocket P................................................361.19
(*Sky, Phoenix, Snapper)
19) AlanSure................................................358.19
(*Sky, Phoenix, Rio)
20) Da Causeway.............................................354.99
(*Rio, Sky, Phoenix)

21) BJG.........................................................322.35
(*Sky, JFK)
22) Lee H2....................................................302.79 (Bert)
(JFK, Sky, Ironman, Snapper)
23) Big Fat H...............................................293.34 (Jet)
(*Sky, JFK, Rio)
24) CobblerC................................................293.32
(Sky, Phoenix)
25) Wedge1...................................................292.93
(Phoenix, Snapper)
26) The Walker..............................................290.47
(JFK, Sky)
27) Betty.....................................................276.55 (Bert)
(*Sky, JFK)
28) Dessie....................................................272.98 (Bert)
(*JFK)
29) Mustapha.................................................269.83 (Phoenix)
(*Sky, Bug, Rio, Snapper)
30) Czechbet.................................................265.10
(JFK, Sky)

31) Duke of V...............................................264.72
(JFK, Rio)
32) Darkie...................................................262.14 (Bert)
(JFK, Sky, Snapper)
33) Patrick S...............................................245.39 (Jet)
(JFK, Sky, Rio)
34) Big Ern.................................................237.97 (Jet)
(*Sky, JFK)
35) Penzance................................................234.66
(Bert, Rio, Snapper, Loner)
36) Dodgepot................................................234.22
(JFK, Bug)
37) Winja....................................................233.14
(Sky, JFK)
38) Bookie25................................................230.63 (Bert)
(JFK, Sky)
39) Buz1969.................................................223.06 (Bert)
(Phoenix)
40) Lockup..................................................209.20
(Sky, Jet)

41) Supchal1ce.............................................207.47
(Sky, JFK)
42) Mesi.....................................................202.66 (Bert)
(Sky, Rio, Judicial, Snapper)
43) Tobe.....................................................190.43 (Jet)
(*Judicial, Sky)
44) Firstname..............................................186.19
(Sky, Snapper)
45) Run&Skip...............................................182.70 (Jet)
(*Sky, Bert, Loner)
46) Lord Horace...........................................158.91
(Jet, Rio)
47) CornerX................................................153.67
(*Sky)
48) ChildOfMine2..........................................152.76
(Jet, Rio)
49) Donut33..................................................143.82 (Jet)
(*Sky, Snapper)
50) Darkside.................................................127.83
(*Bert)

51) Woodman..................................................123.12
(Sky, Rio)
52) Fenway...................................................118.28 (Bert)
(*Sky, Rio)
53) Huggy....................................................100.62 (Jet)
(*Snapper)
54) Noflapleft...............................................95.45
(Sky)
55) Starr.....................................................85.54 (Phoenix)
(*Sky)
56) Larry S...................................................80.91 (Jet)
(*Sky)
57) Everton...................................................75.75 (Bert)
(*Sky)
58) Catford TB...............................................8.62 (Bert)
(Sky)
Report JaneWarner May 17, 2012 9:44 PM BST
Strangely, Darkside, 50th or not, will probably win this competition if Coolavanny Bert wins the Derby, as he's the only player to nap him.
As the only player to nap Blonde Snapper, Huggy still has a chance from even further back.
Report Addy_D May 17, 2012 10:05 PM BST
^^ probably why he is further back...

ONLY JOKING Laugh
Report Catford Toteboard May 17, 2012 11:55 PM BST
Perhaps Snapper is this year's Kinda ReadyLaugh
I had Bert as my bismark and am backing him nowCrazy
Thanks Ms Warner.
Report JaneWarner May 18, 2012 7:28 AM BST
Can't see Razldazl Jayfkay being collared up the straight by Blonde Snapper, personally.
That'd be like suggesting Fear Zafonic could be collared up the straight by... err...
Report JaneWarner May 20, 2012 9:25 PM BST
The scores of the finalists:
(Obviously none of the eliminated semi-finalists' scores have changed since Tuesday, nor have those of other eliminated dogs.)

Coolavanny Bert
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-3.50 q-1.00 t4.50
R3: w-2.50 q-1.00 t3.50
QF: w-3.00 q-1.00 t4.00
SF: q-1.00 t1.00
final place: 100.00
Total: 114.00

Taylors Sky
R1: q-1.00 t1.00
R2: w-1.25 q-1.00 t2.25
R3: q-1.00 t1.00
QF: q-1.00 t1.00
SF: q-1.00 t1.00
final place: 100.00
Total: 106.25

Farloe Ironman
R1: q-2.00 t2.00
R2: q-2.00 t2.00
R3: q-2.00 t2.00
QF: q-2.00 t2.00
SF: c-50.00 w-34.00 q-2.00 t86.00
final place: 100.00
Total: 194.00

Blonde Snapper
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: q-3.00 t3.00
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: q-3.00 t3.00
SF: w-21.00 q-3.00 t24.00
final place: 100.00
Total: 144.25

Judicial Ruling
R1: w-8.25 q-3.00 t11.25
R2: w-5.40 q-3.00 t8.40
R3: q-3.00 t3.00
QF: q-3.00 t3.00
SF: q-3.00 t3.00
final place: 100.00
Total: 128.65

Westmead Adonis
R1: q-4.00 t4.00
R2: q-4.00 t4.00
R3: q-4.00 t4.00
QF: q-4.00 t4.00
SF: q-4.00 t4.00
Final place: 100
Total: 120.00
Report irishone May 20, 2012 9:50 PM BST
as you know jane i have no axe to grind with you however ....

it does not surprise me that you appear to be on top of this competition
its so fecking complicated
that you are the only one who can work out the scores
no-ones going to argue with you Laugh

whereas in the normal competition
you appear to have transgressed the 1965 Race relations Act
in picking on me cos I'm Irish and a bit thick
The Act outlaws discrimination on the "grounds of colour, race, or ethnic or national origins" in public places

.... and it don't get more public than this Laugh
Report JaneWarner May 20, 2012 10:46 PM BST
And the standings going into the final:

Each players' remaining dogs are listed below the player's name.
An asterisk indicates the player's Nap.
Only two Bracket 1 dogs remain - and nobody named Taylors Sky as their Bismarck. Consequently, only those who named Coolavanny Bert as their Bismarck still face the possibility of large scale points deductions in the final.
All those nominating Coolavanny Bert as Bismarck have had 150pts deducted from the tally racked up by their selections.
Those selecting Coolavanny Bert as their Bismarck have (Bert) after their scores.
Several players have seen al their selections - Bismarck included - eliminated, so their current scores are final. These appear in italics.

1) Firedice..............................................792.81
(Sky / Ironman / Judicial)
2) JaneW.................................................721.47
(Snapper)
3) Denno.................................................708.46
(Sky / Judicial)
4) Spud Murphy..........................................631.97
(*Sky / Snapper)
5) Fattie................................................588.47
(*Sky)
6) Pocket P..............................................537.19
(*Sky / Snapper)
7) Terry V...............................................530.53
(Sky)
8) Lanza.................................................528.10
(*Sky)
9) Deadbeat..............................................515.78
(Sky)
10) Lee H2...............................................513.79 (Bert)
(Sky / Ironman / Snapper)

11) Zach T...............................................499.78
(Sky)
12) Casemoney............................................497.36
(Sky)
13) Dan Chip.............................................496.14 (Bert)
(*Sky / Snapper)
14) Bagpuss..............................................481.36
(Sky)
15) Addy D...............................................472.99
(Sky)
16) AlanSure.............................................460.19
(*Sky)
17) Mustapha.............................................445.83
(*Sky / Snapper)
18) Wolo..................................................441.01
(Snapper)
19) The Bairn............................................432.32
(Sky)
20) BJG...................................................424.35
(*Sky)

21) Singapore............................................410.33
(nowt)

22) Da Causeway.............................................405.99
(Sky)
23) Big Fat H...............................................395.31
(Sky)
24) Wedge1...................................................366.93
(Snapper)
25) Premier F...............................................360.13 (Bert)
(nowt)
26) Penzance................................................359.66
(Bert / Snapper)
27) Tobe.....................................................347.33
(*Judicial / Sky)
28) Cobbler C...............................................344.32
(Sky)
29) The Walker..............................................341.47
(Sky)
30) Big Ern..................................................339.97
(*Sky)

31) Darkie...................................................337.14 (Bert)
(Sky / Snapper)
32) Run&Skip.................................................335.70
(*Sky / Bert)
33) Mesi......................................................330.66 (Bert)
(Sky / Judicial / Snapper)
34) Betty ....................................................328.55 (Bert)
(*Sky)
35) Donut33...................................................319.82
(*Sky / Snapper)
36) Czechbet..................................................316.10
(Sky) 
37) Lockup....................................................311.20
(*Sky)
38) Firstname.................................................311.19
(Sky / Snapper)
39) Patrick S.................................................296.25
(Sky)
40) Winja......................................................284.14
(Sky)

41) Supchal1ce................................................258.41
(Sky)
42) Corner X..................................................255.67
(*Sky)
43) Huggy.....................................................248.62
(*Snapper)
44) Dodgepot..................................................234.22
(nowt)

45) Bookie25..................................................231.63 (Bert)
(Sky)
46) Darkside..................................................229.83
(*Bert)
47) Dessie....................................................222.98 (Bert)
(nowt)
48) Duke of V................................................214.72
(nowt)

49) Starr.....................................................187.54
(*Sky)
50) Larry S...................................................182.91
(*Sky)

51) Woodman...................................................174.12
(Sky)
52) Buz1969...................................................173.06 (Bert)
(nowt)
53) Fenway....................................................170.28 (Bert)
(*Sky)
54) Lord Horace..............................................158.91
(nowt)

55) ChildOfMine2.............................................152.76
(nowt)

56) Noflapleft...............................................146.45
(Sky)
57) Everton...................................................127.75 (Bert)
(*Sky)
58) Catford TB................................................9.62
(Sky)

Apologies for any errors in that. I rushed through it a bit, so there might well be the odd typo and the odd misplaced asterisk.
Report JaneWarner May 20, 2012 10:51 PM BST
As I said somewhere at the start of this thread, Ibar Ruari Ignatius, I'm from feckin' Wexford - and not the town either: I'm actually from the "other" Rathangan (The one that Dolores Ruth doesn't come from) - and I left school at 15 without so much as a leaving cert... so you can't be any more daft than I am! (Unless you hail from somewhere in west Cork...or maybe Mayo.)
And I'm not top any more!
And I'm unlikely to be top after Saturday!
Report JaneWarner May 20, 2012 10:57 PM BST
Apart from missing the final "(Bert)" from Catford Toteboard's tally - he'd be doing well to be that far adrift if he'd Bismarcked something else - I don't see any obvious glitches in that!
Report JaneWarner May 20, 2012 11:16 PM BST
...Anyhow, as Brendan Gleeson's title character astutely points out in "The Guard" - "I'm Irish. Racism is part of my culture."
I really ought to have voted for that BNP fella in the elections for Mayor over here. What's his name? Cortiglia or something? Just what London needs at the minute. If an Italian Fascist couldn't get the feckin' trains running on time, then cultural diversity really has won.
Report pocket pairs May 21, 2012 12:15 PM BST
can i place a bet on spud murphy winning
and a double with it being you irish using a not very off putting alias Wink
Report irishone May 21, 2012 2:27 PM BST
"Ibar Ruari Ignatius, I'm from feckin' Wexford"

I wondered what that meant ! Laugh
Report irishone May 21, 2012 2:34 PM BST
Must visit that Cheltenham Ladies College next March ... have you seen the headline lads ?

http://subsstandards.wordpress.com/2011/02/14/girls-school-still-offering-something-special-%E2%80%93-head/
Report JaneWarner May 27, 2012 10:32 AM BST
Well, I haven't done the full working out yet but.............









..... it would appear.......







..... unless I've shagged up or overlooked something......









..........that the Champeen of the Duke Of Venice Fantasy Tipping Competition for 2012................










.........is.............










...........by the shortest of short heads................










........(That's the short-head by which Coolavanny Bert pipped Taylors Sky for third).........








........LaughLaughHUGGYLaughLaugh........





.......Who earlier collected a booby prize for selecting the most non-runners.






If Taylors Sky had nicked third in that photo, the extra 200pts that Spud Murphy would have picked up would have seen him pip Huggy by 6.35pts

I'll be back later with the full results.



The card of the winner:

HUGGY

Boher Paddy
R1: w-1.57 q-1.00 T:2.57
R2: w-2.75 q-1.00 T:3.75
R3: w-1.80 q-1.00 T:2.80
QF: out
Total: 9.12

Mill Maximus
R1: q-1.00 T:1.00
R2: q-1.00 T:1.00
R3: q-1.00 T:1.00
QF: out
Total: 3.00

Head Iton Hayesy
non-runner

Jaytee Apachee
R1: Disqualified

Blonde Snapper (Nap)
R1: w-16.50 q-6.00 T:22.50
R2: q-6.00 T:6.00
R3: q-6.00 T:6.00
QF: q-6.00 T:6.00
SF: w-42.00 q-6.00 T:48.00
F: c-100.00 w-54.00 T:154.00
Final position: 2,000.00
Total: 2,242.50

Boher Chieftain
R1: q-3.00 T:3.00
R2: out
Total: 3.00

Frankbrunosbro
R1: out

Freds Champ
R1: w-36.00 q-4.00 T:40.00
R2: out
Total: 40.00
 
Broadway Magic
non-runner

Caribbean Gem
R1: q-5.00 T:5.00
R2: out
Total: 5.00

Team total: 2,302.62

Bismarck: Droopys Jet -100.00

Final score: 2,202.62


Very well done, Huggy.
Report Mustapha Bath May 27, 2012 4:40 PM BST
Well Done Huggy....
Thanks Jane!!!!!! Happy
Report woodmanchester May 27, 2012 4:52 PM BST
Thanks Jane, you deserve a medal! Happy
Report Stow_judge April 24, 2014 4:14 PM BST
^
This one
Report irishone April 24, 2014 5:40 PM BST
Probrably the most complicated competition ever held on a forum
Report patrick starr April 24, 2014 5:48 PM BST
only for stupid people

for the rest its the best derby comp ever invented
Report irishone April 24, 2014 7:06 PM BST
I bow to your much greater intelligence Patrick Laugh
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