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WELL WELL WELL ,A big meal is going on tonight ,SHINER IS COOKING FOR TOADSTALL a sit down meal for two .Today SHINER was spotted in the pie shop at bakers street with a BIN LINER with a bit of pastry poking out the top he rushed to the car to get it in the boot hoping that he would not get spotted.But little did they know CAKED was walking down the road to have a MASSIVE i say MASSIVE ante post bet right on the other side of the road at william hills for next years derby , He thought to his self what greedy people.As he went past the car and did not let SHINER see he looked across and saw 12 loafs of bread 14 cans of beans and 4 pots of aunt mavy ,he could not believe his eyes.P.S hope SHINER has plenty i say plenty of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHO ATE ALL THE PIES ,WHO ATE ALL PIES ,TOADSTALL AND SHINER TOADSTALL AND SHINER WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE FILM STAND BY ME , WHERE THEY HAVE THE PIE RACE JUST IMAGINE THAT IS WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE TONIGHT P.S PLEASE VOTE WHO WILL WIN TOADSTALL OR SHINER THERE IS PRICES AT BETFRED 1/8 TOADSTALL OR 4/1 SHINER OR THE BEST BET IS TOADSTALL TO EAT OVER 50 PIES 6/4 TAKE THAT LAST PRICE EVERYONE AND LUMP ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE MIGHT BE NEW CONTENDERS IN THE PIE RACE , (POMPEY MAESTRO AND MONTY) BE CAREFUL FOR BACKERS TOADSTALL IS ON THE DRIFT!!!!!!!!
f u c king hell this rrex is off his rocker wonder if he sits at home all day talking**to himself he seems to have plenty of spare time on his hands
surely these shining and toadistall characters cant be as greedy as he is implying!!!!!
TRACK RECORD all the best, Any way just to keep everyone up to date THEIR OFF the race has started just over 1 hour ago TOADSTALL IN 1st place at the minute at 7 pies2nd P MAESTRO 5 pies , joint 3rd place SHINER AND MONTY 3 pies, KICK ON TOADSTALL CAKED IS ON LARGE YOU STAY YOU STAY!!!!!THE PIES SIZES ARE 8x8 INCHES.
rrex have to say i have seen these athletes in action and shining p.m. and monty might as well not turn up
OH MY GOD LATEST UPDATE TOADSTALL WAS EATING SO FAST HES BIT THE END OF ONE OF HIS FINGERS OFF WILL HE BE BACK IN TIME TO WIN HE WAS ON 21 pies HE IS IN A AND E as we speak P.MEASTRO 14 pies SHINER COMING WITH ALATE RATTLE ON 13 pies AND THE MONTY IS BEING AS SICK AS A DOG ONLY ON 7 PIES THE RACE DEADLINE IS 11 o clock 4 hours in total will TOADSTALL MAKE IT BACK CAKED HOPES SO VERY MUCH HES ON BIG 6/4!!!!!P.S WINKER WATSON DID NOT PLAY TODAY ,HAVE U TOOK 6/4 TOADSTALL OVER 50 PIES????
rrex just had an emergency phonecall from mrs shining apparently toadistall has started off like a 5 furlong sprinter she is seriously worried that the 84 pies may not be enough any chance of u nipping down tescos clearing out the pies and dropping them over before 9.30.very important though pies have got to be veg.free otherwise they will be sent back
DONT WORRY UNDER CONTROL CAKED AS JUST SPENT 2500 POUND ON PIES HOPING THAT TOADSTALL WILL BE OUT SOON TO LAND HIS GAMBLE IM OFF 4 A BIT THE PIES WILL LAND AT SHINERS AT 9.40 GAME ON GET BACK QUICK TOADSTALL SOMEONE BETTER PICK HIM UP P.MAESTRO IS ON 29 PIES AND GOING STRONG SHINER ON 17 PIES AND THE MONTY IS IN BATHROOM AT SHINERS WITH IT COMING OUT OF BOTH ENDS AND SAYS HIS OUT!!!!
£2500 may not be enough toadistall will be ravenous after spending an hour up a and e and will have some serious catching up 2 do mind u id still want 2 b on at 1/8
YES YES YES THE PIES HAVE HIT THE MAT AND TOADSTALL IS BACK,CAKED SAYS GO ON MY SON KICK ON BUT P. MAESTRO IS ON 46 PIES SHINER GIVES A GREAT SHOT ON 31 PIES BUT HE SAID HE CANT DO ANYMORE HES OUT CAN TOADSTALL BOUNCE BACK WITH 1 hour 25 MINS LEFT WITH A MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB,P.MAESTRO IS LOOKING ROUND BUT HES SIN TOADSTALL APPEAR AND LOOKS WORRIED HE KNOWS WHAT THIS MAN CAN EAT,SIT TIGHT EVERYONE GAME ON!!!!!UPDATE ABOUT 10.35 CANT WAIT!!!!!
cant believe it toadistall has just phoned from a and e he said there was a chance his finger could be saved but during the ultra sound all the doctor said he could see was pie.doctor said the best way to find finger was colonic irrigation.toadistall wasnt sure what this entailed but i assured him that it was for the best and it would also make more room for more pie.as i write this toadistall is**over with 8 feet of plastic tubing hanging out of his chad but the lady nurse who is working the machine is worried that the tubing is showing signs of corrosion and they have no more tubes.
u must b lying rrex i have just spoken 2 him at hospital and he doesnt sound in a good way
rrex just had an update from shining said he has met his match and that toadistall is closing rapidly as p.m. appears to have hit the wall.he said toadistall was throwing them down quicker than desperste dan and although he is still 16 pies behind he still makes him favourite but thinks that sudden death might come into play.
YOUR RIGHT HE WAS THERE LATER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS NOT TOADSTALL THERE IT WAS A RESERVE THE FAT CONTROLLER KEV FROM HOVE DOGS BUT TOADSTALL IS BACK KNOW AND IS FLYING HE HAS PIES GOING IN ANY HOLES HE CAN GET THEM ,EARS ,NOSE BREAD CRUM HE AS GONE PIE MAD . P.MAESTRO IS TREADING WATER STILL ONLY ON 48 PIES,WHILE THE FAT CONTROLLER IS GIVING IT EVERYTHING HE AS DONE 41 PIES IN 1 HOUR .GO ON TOADSTALL YOU BELTER HE WAS ON 21 PIES AND HAS NOW HIT 46 PIES 25 IN 25 MINUTES ,GO ON MY SON GIVE IT EVERYTHINK!!!!
CAKED KNOWS THE GAMBLE COULD BE LANDED ,THE FAT CONTROLER IS OUT HE HAS COLLAPED THEY THINK HE MIGHT BE OKAY HE HAS HAD A PIE ATACK !!! GO ON TOADSTALL U STAY U STAY GO ON MY SON 15 MINS LEFT!!!
PIES THE LIMIT ,I SAY PIES THE LIMIT ,TOADSTALL HAS GONE NUTTY RIPPED OFF HIS T SHIRT AND ATE 32 PIES THROUGH HIS BELLY BUTTON .P.MAESTRO IS ON THE FLOOR WITH THE LORD RUSHING TO HELP HIM LOOKS LIKE THE TOADSTALL HAS WON 76 PIES.
CAKED AS LANDED THE MASSIVE GAMBLE ONCE AGAIN ,THE YOUNG MASTER WHAT A WIZARD!!!!!!
HOPED EVERYONE HAD FUN WITH THE RACE ,BUT I HAVE JUST HAD A CALL FROM A MAN FROM THE RACING POST HE SAID GIVE ME 2 MONTHS OFF THE DIET AND I WILL CHALLENGE TOADSTALL TO A MATCH .P.S DOES ANYONE KNOW A BIG X EATER FROM THE RACING POST???????????????????????????
SORRY I CANT SAY ANY NAMES SILENCE IS GOLDEN!!!!!!!!BUT INTERESTED IN PEOPLES COMMENTS AND R PEOPLE INTERESTED IN NEXT MATCH??????????
dont care who wants 2 take him on toadistall is the best knife and fork man i hve ever come across.i suppose he is still hungry and going down the chinese on the way home.well done in copping anotyher win though rrex but it was probably the best 1/8 chance seen this year!!!!!!!
OKAY SNIDE 123 ALL THE BEST SEE YA ON HERE SOON!!!!!JUST TO UPDATE U TOADSTALL IS NOT DOWN THE CHINESE HE HAD 1 BIG FART AFTER THAT AND HAS TOOK OFF FROM SHINERS HOUSE AND LANDED IN HIS BED,GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SAVED THE CAB FAIR HOME ANYTHINK HELPS MATE WHEN U HAVENT HAD THE BEST START TO THE WEEK .BUT AS YOU HAVE ALWAYS HEARD FROM ME U CANT KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN P.S GOOD NIGHT 1 OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS TOADSTALL.AND REMEMBER WHO YOUR GUVNOR IS.
WHAT A RACE ,ANOTHER MASSIVE SCOOP!!!!!!!!!PIES THE LIMIT!!!
THE ENTRIES ARE FLOWING IN LOOKS VERY INTERESTING!!!!4 THE X MAS EVE PIE RACE 2!!!!!!!!!!
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