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1 shot - Every time you hear the word "Patron"
1 shot - Every time Monty says "Ryder Cup"
1 shot - Every time Monty or Butch advise a player to "just take his medicine"
1 shot - Every time a sceptic in the crowd yells "Iiiiiiiin the holeeeeeeee"
1 shot - Over on the BBC whenever Ken mentions "Dancefloors"
1 shot - Ken says "Blows" as in "round in 68 blows" and not in reference to Tigers extra curricular
3 Shots - When Faldo riles Butch by stating a player is putting well and "Really has his eye in"
1 shot - Every time Monty says "Ryder Cup"
1 shot - Every time Monty or Butch advise a player to "just take his medicine"
1 shot - Every time a sceptic in the crowd yells "Iiiiiiiin the holeeeeeeee"
1 shot - Over on the BBC whenever Ken mentions "Dancefloors"
1 shot - Ken says "Blows" as in "round in 68 blows" and not in reference to Tigers extra curricular
3 Shots - When Faldo riles Butch by stating a player is putting well and "Really has his eye in"
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I find it annoying when a player misjudges the distance with an iron and is described as being 'unlucky'
As in "he's very unlucky - if he hits that another 6 feet, it catches the slope and ends up next the hole"
As in "he's very unlucky - if he hits that another 6 feet, it catches the slope and ends up next the hole"
1 shot - Alliss displays casual racism but gets away with it.
1 Tequila - Every time Butch has to pop his eye back in
1 Single Malt - Every time Mark Roe gets sidetracked from his gizmos and inadvertantly draws the trajectory of his **** landing on Sarah Stirk's rack
1 Small Sherry - Every time you hear Ewan Murray thump the coffee table in the commentary box and mumble the word n!gger, as Tiger holes put after put.
Pint of Theakstons Old Perculiar - Every Time Howard Clarke mentions the time he stood in Louis Oosthuizens defecation at the spot where Bubba hit that miracle shot on the 10th. Bonus pint - if Howard mentions that the t urd was so big it steeped into his dryjoy
Small Baileys - If Monty mentions the night he got mashed on Buckfast and Meow Meow and tried to work the Samuel Ryder Trophy up his rectum.
1 Single Malt - Every time Mark Roe gets sidetracked from his gizmos and inadvertantly draws the trajectory of his **** landing on Sarah Stirk's rack
1 Small Sherry - Every time you hear Ewan Murray thump the coffee table in the commentary box and mumble the word n!gger, as Tiger holes put after put.
Pint of Theakstons Old Perculiar - Every Time Howard Clarke mentions the time he stood in Louis Oosthuizens defecation at the spot where Bubba hit that miracle shot on the 10th. Bonus pint - if Howard mentions that the t urd was so big it steeped into his dryjoy
Small Baileys - If Monty mentions the night he got mashed on Buckfast and Meow Meow and tried to work the Samuel Ryder Trophy up his rectum.
and again, leave the red button coverage on and you'll be hammered 
Not had my fix yet today obviously but every time I hear Sandy Lyle mentioned now on the 18th my teeth grind a little...
Always had Ewan Murray down as Tiger chief cheerleader tbh
every time they mention 10 shot rule-- you would be legless
jagarbomb for..... Zach won it and never took the par 5's on
Every commentator is at pains to use the expression "patrons".
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