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1 shot - Every time you hear the word "Patron"
1 shot - Every time Monty says "Ryder Cup"
1 shot - Every time Monty or Butch advise a player to "just take his medicine"
1 shot - Every time a sceptic in the crowd yells "Iiiiiiiin the holeeeeeeee"
1 shot - Over on the BBC whenever Ken mentions "Dancefloors"
1 shot - Ken says "Blows" as in "round in 68 blows" and not in reference to Tigers extra curricular
3 Shots - When Faldo riles Butch by stating a player is putting well and "Really has his eye in"
1 shot - Every time Monty says "Ryder Cup"
1 shot - Every time Monty or Butch advise a player to "just take his medicine"
1 shot - Every time a sceptic in the crowd yells "Iiiiiiiin the holeeeeeeee"
1 shot - Over on the BBC whenever Ken mentions "Dancefloors"
1 shot - Ken says "Blows" as in "round in 68 blows" and not in reference to Tigers extra curricular
3 Shots - When Faldo riles Butch by stating a player is putting well and "Really has his eye in"
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I find it annoying when a player misjudges the distance with an iron and is described as being 'unlucky'
As in "he's very unlucky - if he hits that another 6 feet, it catches the slope and ends up next the hole" |
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1 shot - Alliss displays casual racism but gets away with it.
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1 Tequila - Every time Butch has to pop his eye back in
1 Single Malt - Every time Mark Roe gets sidetracked from his gizmos and inadvertantly draws the trajectory of his **** landing on Sarah Stirk's rack 1 Small Sherry - Every time you hear Ewan Murray thump the coffee table in the commentary box and mumble the word n!gger, as Tiger holes put after put. Pint of Theakstons Old Perculiar - Every Time Howard Clarke mentions the time he stood in Louis Oosthuizens defecation at the spot where Bubba hit that miracle shot on the 10th. Bonus pint - if Howard mentions that the t urd was so big it steeped into his dryjoy Small Baileys - If Monty mentions the night he got mashed on Buckfast and Meow Meow and tried to work the Samuel Ryder Trophy up his rectum. |
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just heard patron, shot it is
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and again, leave the red button coverage on and you'll be hammered
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Not had my fix yet today obviously but every time I hear Sandy Lyle mentioned now on the 18th my teeth grind a little...
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Always had Ewan Murray down as Tiger chief cheerleader tbh
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every time they mention 10 shot rule-- you would be legless
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jagarbomb for..... Zach won it and never took the par 5's on
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Every commentator is at pains to use the expression "patrons".
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