One person I would love to have a beer with,Colin Montgomerie.

Me too, to glass 'im.

Double or quits him at darts. Mind you he has a championship belly, he could fleece you.

Has anyone ever spent time in his company ?

I did. 13th tee at Wentworth. Waiting for the group ahead to move off towards the green.

Player A entertains the expectant crowd by doing 'keepy ups' with his driver and smiling liberally. Monty entertains himself by looking ahead stony faced and chomping a banana. Monty waddled onto the tee eventually, jugs a jiggling. He hears a sweet wrapper being unfurled from 50 yards away down the fairway that a bat wouldn't detect. Looks across like someone had dipped his banana in dog sh1t then asked him how it tasted whilst fondling his wifes thruppeny bits in front of him.

Surprisingly I have a soft spot for Monty!!

Think I would prefer to see Monty with a bear instead of a beer.

I did have a few beers with Montys caddy a few weeks ago, very interesting and entertaining.

funnily enough--hes a good golf commentator

Played a practice round with him in The Open, never met him before couldn't have been nicer. As soon as he saw an R&A Official he was giving him stick about how firm the greens were, and were they going to water them has a good sense of humor. And then said wait till the headlines in the paper tomorrow morning "Monty slams R&A set up".

Monty waddled onto the tee eventually, jugs a jiggling. He hears a sweet wrapper being unfurled from 50 yards away down the fairway that a bat wouldn't detect. Looks across like someone had dipped his banana in dog sh1t then asked him how it tasted whilst fondling his wifes thruppeny bits in front of him.

Monty sat in a solid oak chair, legs crossed, telling you about matchplay golf around a log fire, wonderful

Wonder would that stutter get shorter or longer with a beer...and and and MY players had more heart...when I was captain.Did anyone notice how ratty he got when roe was taking the p!ss out of him in studio the other day.Was trying to draw the ball from the 10th tee at augusta,never got the kick down the hill.Think rob lee was opening a kit kat which put him off.

Saw him coming through the players tunnel after the 18th at Wentworth. Had a face like a smacked @rse

Just staring at the ground, not wanting to catch anyone's eye. Surprisingly shorter than he appears on TV

I thought he was OK on tele the other day, he seemed quite jovia. He's very informative as a commentator, but can't take his Ryder Cup hat off and wets his pants every time a European hits it within 10 feet of the pin

Did you see the bit where roe said he would caddy for him,genuinely snapped the ball out of roe's hand,all but lost it.

of course monty would be paying

I smiled broadly at him once, but he just glared back, so I just carried on beaming. This seemed to perplex him.

saxon normally when you enter a staring competition with homosexuals they back down,perhaps this is why monty was "perplexed".

Was around the green at Wentworth years ago, Monty stood over his put - you could hear a pin drop. He backs of the Putt and barks "who ever is jangling change in there pocket can they stop please" . Missed the 7footer, looked at the suspect with evil eyes and the boat went red.