WHERES THE MAGICIAN GONE

THE LAST TIME HE WAS SEEN ,WAS WHEN HE REPORTED AN UP AND COMEING MAGICIAN  TO THE MAGIC CIRCLE FOR NOT USING A  MAGIC CIRCLE AFFILIATED UNION ASSISTANT

HE LOVES REPORTING THINGS ,HE ONCE REPORTED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE HAD NO ONE LEFT TO REPORT

THE MAGICIAN ITS ONLY A JOKE ,I KNOW YOU DO ALOT OF GOOD AND NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE ESPECIALLY NEAR XMAS

I KNOW YOU ORGANISE THE XMAS PARTY WHICH IS VERY GOOD OF YOU

I ORGANISED A PEACE RALLY ONCE IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE BUT EVERONE WAS FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER AT THE END OF IT ,WE ALL GOT DONE FOR A BREACH OF THE PEACE ,

JOHN LENNON AND YOKO ONO CAME TO THE PEACE RALLY IN A BED ,THEY WANTED ME TO GET IN WITH THEM
BUT MY MAM WOULD HAVE CALLED ME A TROLLOP IF SHE SAW MY PICTURE IN THE NEWS OF THE WORLD

IVE STILL GOT A PICTURE OF ME AND YOKO AND JOHN ON THE WALL IN MY BEDROOM
IT WAS TAKEN AT SOME BINGO HALL IN LONDON ,JOHN AND YOKO LIKED A GAME OF BINGO AND I WENT ALONG YOKO WON £10 BUT SOMEONE ELSE SHOUTED AS WELL SO SHE JUST GOT HALF £5

WEED AGREED TO SHARE BEFORE WE WENT IN ,BUT SHE NEVER GAVE ME MY £1.66 THAT I WAS ENTITLED TO
AND THATS WHEN I FELL OUT WITH JOHN ,HE SAID I SHOULDNT HAVE ASKED HER FOR IT

I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT SHES A MONEY GRABBER

YOU MIGHT THINK IM TIGHT FOR ASKING THEM FOR THE £1-66 ,BUT IT WAS ME WHO PAID THE BUS FARE FROM PICCADILLY TO THE BINGO HALL FOR ALL 3 OF US