You can't argue with the stats on L'pool

you can't argue with this stat either: thirteenth and 15 points behind after 11 games

I was being facetious. Actually they are the 2nd worse Premier League
side to back this season, QPR being marginally the worst.

did you know  facetious is the only word with all the vowels in ascending order

Are you sh1tting me?

ascending order? - how about alphabetical order?
And it is one of two words!

Thank you Coachbuster, I didn't know
that.

No coarse language please Mr Angry.

did you know  facetious is the only word with all the vowels in ascending order

Not true actually. There are several : eg. abstemious, abstentious

abstemious, abstentious
____________

they are  known as non-words  ,in other words,no bugger uses them 

Abstentious is a bit obscure, but not abstemious.

well this thread went well

Caesious (having a blue colour very low in chroma) should also be included.

My Chambers dictionary also gives 'arsenious': containing arsenic in the trivalent state.

I might try to drop that casually into conversation today.

I DIDNT GET TO THE 5 VOWELS IN ASCENDING ORDER OF THE WORD FACETIOUS,IM STILL TRYING TO WORK OUT WHAT IT MEANS

IM 63 AND IVE NEVER USED OR HERD OF THE WORD

I KNOW I WAS OFF SCHOOL WITH CHICKEN POX AND MEASELS AND MISSED A FEW LESSONS,BUT NONEOF MY SCHOOL FRIENDS EVER USED THAT WORD TO ME ,AND THEY WERNT ALL OFF SCHOOL AT THE SAME TIME AS ME ,

IT MUST BE A WORD THAT THE TEACHER THOUGHT WASNT WORTH TALKING ABOUT

I KNOW I WAS OFF SCHOOL WITH CHICKEN POX AND MEASELS AND MISSED A FEW LESSONS,BUT NONEOF MY SCHOOL FRIENDS EVER USED THAT WORD TO ME ,AND THEY WERNT ALL OFF SCHOOL AT THE SAME TIME AS ME ,

IT MUST BE A WORD THAT THE TEACHER THOUGHT WASNT WORTH TALKING ABOUT

This thread reminds me of the classic Blackadder scene...

I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation

do wah the word sounds different to how it looks..try reading it as it sounds, you might recognise it  ... fa-see-shuss

You only really hear the word when you're told to stop being it

Facetious is an uncomplimentary word!

The green shoots of recovery showing ?