I MUST MIX WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE

NONE OF MY GAMBLING FRIENDS OWN A YAUGHT ,MOST OF THEM CANT AFFORD TO PAY THEIR WAY IN THE PUB ,

THEY DONT HAVE WADS OF MONEY ,THEIR USUALLY ON THE BORROW

WHO ARE THEY DO THEY VISIT WINNING GAMBLERS ANNONOMOUSE

I WATCH JERRAMY KYLE AND I SEE LOADS OF LOOSEING GAMBLERS WITH THEIR PARTNERS BECAUSE THEVE LOST TOO MUCH ,BUT IVE NEVER SEEN EVEN ONE WINNING GAMBLER WHOS ON THEIR WITH THEIR PARTNER BECAUSE THEY WIN TOO MUCH

ARE YOU WINNING GAMBLERS ,IN A SECRET SOCIETY THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT

DO YOU HAVE A SECRET SIGN WHEN YOU MEET

I ASKED JIMML FIX IT ,IF I COULD MEET ONE ,BUT HE SAID TO ME IF I WANTED TO MEET SOOTY AND SWEEP HE WOULD DO HIS BEST ,BUT EVEN SOMETHINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE FOR EVEN HIM TO DO

I GAMBLE AND LOOSE ,I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE WINNERS AND SEE IF THEY LOOK HUMAN

AM I JEALOUS ,I WOULD BE IF I THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN AND I CANT

Diddy...it's 'lose' not 'loose'.

Pro bettors don't have time to go the pub, so you can't mix with them. It's a 90 hrs/week activity.

Hello Do Wah - How's yer mum? - well I hope.

ALL THE PROS ARE TOO BUSY EATING PRAWN COCKTAILS TO POST ON ERE. AND I DONT MEAN YOUNGS FROZEN PRAWNS, PROPER FRESH ONES FROM THE ALDI FISH COUNTER IMO.

IM 62 AT THE AGE 0F 15 I LEFT SCHOOL AND WENT AS AN APPRENTICE ENGINEER AND WAS APPRENTICE OF THE YEAR I LEARNT MY JOB AND WAS THE TOP EARNER ON THE MACHINES THAT I WORKED ,I CHASED THE MONEY I WAS LIKE A DONKEY CHASEING THE CARROT ,I WAS OFFEREDED PROMOTION MANY TIMES BUT I WANTED TO EARN LOADS OF MONEY ON THE MACHINES THAT I WORKED ,BUT I GAMBLED IT ALL AWAY THAT WAS FOR 16 YEARS,

I THEN WENT ON THE MARKETS AND I WAS TOP OF MY GAME AT THAT ALL THE ASIANS WANTED TO BUYWHAT I BOUGHT AS I WAS THE KING ,BUT I DIDNT WANT TO GO FATHER WITH THE BUISNESS I JUST WANTED TO MAKE LOADS OF MOMEY SELLING MY FASION WARE,I WAS AT THE TOP ASA I THOUGHT BUT I KEPT GANBLING


I EARNT AN AWFULL LOT OF MONEY ,BUT GAMBLED I WON LOADS OF 5,6, 7 ,AND 8,9 AND 10000 BETS AND IN 89 I WON £94000 BUT OVERALL I LOST WELL OVER £2000000 ,I KOW BET IN £2 BETS AS IVE NO MONEY


I WAS A GREAT ENGINEER AND A GREAT MARKET SELLER BUT I CANT WIN OVERALL AS A GAMBLER

I KNOW I SHOULD NOT GAMBLE AS I AM A LOSER BUT I LIVE IN CUCKOO LAND

I DID HAVE A COUPLE OF SHOPS AS WELL ,BUT NO MATTER WHAT I EARNED I TRIED TO BEAT THE BOOKIES AND THE EXCHANGES  I CANT

THATS JUST THE MONEY SIDE OF IT ,THE WIFE GOT RID OF ME AS WELL

MY FRIEND ONCE SAID TO ME ,DO WAH DIDDY YOUR THE ONLY GAMBLER I KNOW WHOS STILL MARRIED ,I SAID IM DO WAH DIDDY IM NOT LIKE THEM LOT ,

LATER I LEARNED I WAS

Are you really 62 ?

I hope you were on Choccywoccydoodah do wah.

62 yes
AND CHOCCY WOCCYNO NO ,

PS MY SHOES ARE FROM THE CHARITY SHOP AND ,MY COAT, ,MY LAST THREE CARDIGANS ARE OFF A MANS THAT DIED AND MY BEST SHIRT IS OFF MY DAUGHTERS PARTNERS BROTHER WHO DOESNT WANT IT ,

IVE NEW PYJAMAS AS MY MAMS BOUGHT ME THEM

THIS IS THE TRUTH ,MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO  TRY AND SAVE  A COUPLE OF POUNDS A WEEK FOR MY FUNERAL ,SO I WONT BE A BURDEN ON MY MAM AND FAMILY WHEN I DIE

You're the most hyperactive 62 I've ever come across - albeit in cyber world, don't get me wrong, very entertaining in a very unorthodox kinda fashion.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THIS IS THE TRUTH

Do Wah - did it not occur to you at some point that gambling wasn't ever going to be the most lucrative business -   or was it the excitement that hooked you ?

GAMBLING STARTED AT 11OR 12 WITH A 6D EW ON THE GRANDNATIONAL THEN IT ESCULATED ,UNTILL I WASNT HAPPY UNLESS IT WAS A £500 BET

EXCITEMENT HOOKED ME AND THE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND THE THOUGHT THAT I COULD GO TO THE RACES AND EARN MONEY RATHER THAN GO TO WORK

I THOUGHT I CAN HAVE A BIG FAT CIGAR AND I DONT EVEN SMOKE

IM GOING TO THE CHIP SHOP NOW ,IM GETTING ONE LOT OF CHIPS AND ONE CARTON OF MUSHY PEAS £1-80 TO SHARE BETWEEN ME AND MY MAM SEE YOU LATER

PS MY MAM ALLWAYS GIVES ME THE BIGGEST HALF

Diddy, you've lived a life, that's something to be grateful for. At your age every day is a bonus. Christopher Hitchens died today and he was the same age as you. You have your memories of being King of the Market.

agree with dizzy - enjoy each day

Dec 16, 2011 -- 5:23PM, Do wah Diddy wrote:

I THOUGHT I CAN HAVE A BIG FAT CIGAR AND I DONT EVEN SMOKE

I like this one. I take it in note.

YES DIZZY AND COACH ,IM IN A SELF PITTY FRAME OF MIND AT THE MOMENT ,ILL SNAP OUT OF IT WHEN I GET SOME MONEY

Do Wah -if you are worried about funeral expenses  have you considered funeral insurance ?  i know it's an odd topic

YES I HAVE ,I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE FREE PARKER PEN THAT YOU GET FOR JOINING AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Why don't you just have a paupers funeral, always wanted to socialise with the dead myself.

the problem is with leaving funeral expenses to one side is that relatives who may already be hard up  end up footing the bill in the long run ...not may will opt for a paupers funeral if they have the funds at hand .

many *

I WOULDNT MIND A PAUPERS FUNERAL ,BUT I WOULD LIKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS  FROM THE BOOKIES WHOS GOT ALL MY MONEY

MY MAM WOULDNT LET ME HAVE A PAUPERS FUNERAL ANYWAY ,INCASE THE NEIGHBOURS HERD ABOUT IT ,SHE WOULD GET THE MONEY FROM SOMEWHERE

DO WHA DIDDY

Can I ask why you type in Capitals as a matter of interest - not that it bothers me in the slightest, just curious.

Also, let's not think about death at Christmas, it's depressing, let's leave that to Eastenders. I hear Pat's on her way out, will need a separate coffin for those earrings.

THERES TWO REASONS I WRITE IN CAPITALS EVERYONE KNOWS ON HERE
1 IM AN ATTENTION SEEKER
2 I GET MY READING GLASSES FROM THE £1 SHOP SOME HAVE LENS IN SOME HAVE DIFFERENT LENS IN AND SOME HAVE NO LENS AT ALL

I GET THE FREE ONES NOW IM ON PENSION CREDIT BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THEM ,AND WHEN I DO THERE BROKE WHERE IVE SAT ON THEM

well,atleast youre a funny man Do Wah ,so most of us will forgive you use of the Caps

THE ONE IVE GOT ON NOW HAS ONLY ONE SIDE HANDLE I HAVE TO BALANCE THEM WHILE I TYPE

I HAVE TO GET SLIP OM SHOES FROM THE CHARITY SHOP ,AS MY GLASSES FALL OFF IF I TRY AND TIE THE SHOELACE TYPE

You might have lost £2000000 but at least you didn't lose your sense of humour, that's something

Do Wah you are a breath of fresh air on here, top man

You're a funny guy. Ha-ha funny.

I'm actually in creases at work. Nice one.

roses are red
violets are blue
i've got alzheimers
cheese on toast .

roses are red
violets are blue
i've got a knife
get in the van

At your age every day is a bonus.

Jesus, 62 isn't that old! Most people of that age are looking forward to retirement and enjoying another couple of decades.

Do wah Diddy, the state helps with the cost of many funerals, take a look here...

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTaxAndBenefits/BenefitsTaxCreditsAndOtherSupport/Bereaved/index.htm

THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION ,IVE GOT TO SORT THE BUS TIMES TABLE OUT OVER XMAS TOMORROW ILL LOOK WHAT IM ENTITLED TO WHEN I DIE AT THE SAME TIME

IVE ALLWAYS PAID MY STAMPS ,I DIDNT THINK YOU GOT HELP FOR BURYING OR SETTING FIRE TO ME ,MY MAM AND FAMILY WILL BE HAPPY

ITS THE SMALL THINGS LIKE WHO GOING TO PAY FOR MY FUNERAL ,THAT KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT

IVE ONLY GOT A PAIR OF CROWN GREEN BOWLS TO LEAVE TO MY FAMILY ,I WILL TELL MY DAUGHTER TO SELL THEM ON EBAY ,SHE WONT DO IT WHILE IM STILL ALIVE BECAUSE SHE SAID I WOULD ONLY GAMBLE THE MONEY

THAT SHOULD BE GAMBLE THE MONEY AWAY

I TOOK THEM ALL OVER WHEN I HAD LOADFS OF MONEY BARBADOS HORSE  RACES ,BELLE VIEW DOGS,

You must be female, as men have to be 65 and over to claim Pension Credit.

IM A MAN  EVEN THOUGH I CRY WHEN I SEE A WEEPEE FILM AND IM 62 AND I CLAIM AND GET PENSION CREDIT ,I WORKED ALL MY LIFE UNTILL I WAS 57 AND HAD A BREAKDOWN ,IVE NOW GOT PROSTRATE CANCER ,BUT ITS NOW IN REMISSSION SINCE I HAD RADIOATION THERAPY

I GET PENSION CREDIT AND I DONT TELL LIES SINCE I STOPPED DRINKING ALCOHOL 8 YEARS AGO

IVE ALSO GOT IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDTOME AND SUFFER FROM SEVERE DEPRESSION ,AND YOU DONT HAVE TO BE 65 TO GET THEM ,I ALSU USE TO HAVE INGROWEING TOENAILS BUT IVE SORTED THEM OUT MYSELF ,AS NOT TO BE MORE OF A BURDEN ON THE STATE

IVE HAD 4 CARS AND THEY WERE ALL BRAND  NEW ,WHEN I WAS WORKING ,I NOW HAVE A FREE BUS PASS ,AND A MAM THAT LENDS ME MONEY

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED ,AND IM ONE OF THE FOOLS THEIR RELATING TO

I LIKE THE WORD D I C *HEAD BETTER THOUGH

Trevh     16 Dec 11 22:24 
At your age every day is a bonus.

Jesus, 62 isn't that old!
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depends on your background and where you live.

In the poor parts of Glasgow you get a letter from her majesty on your 40th

Trevh     16 Dec 11 22:24 
At your age every day is a bonus.

Jesus, 62 isn't that old!
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depends on your background and where you live.

In the poor parts of Glasgow you get a letter from her majesty on your 40th


Lol Coach.......Trev I see your point, let me re-phrase it....I think any 62 year old who isn't aware enough of his own mortality to make sure he appreciates each experience as much as possible and to enjoy living in the moment as best he can, is missing a trick. Not saying that doesn't apply to you Diddy, just making the point in general.

Not saying it applies to you Diddy I meant.

DIZZY IT DOES APPLY TO ME ,I TAKE TOOOOOOO MUCH FOR GRANTED

BUT THANK YOU FOR NOT UPSETTING ME AS IM VERY SENSATIVE AND MARDE