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NONE OF MY GAMBLING FRIENDS OWN A YAUGHT ,MOST OF THEM CANT AFFORD TO PAY THEIR WAY IN THE PUB ,
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THEY DONT HAVE WADS OF MONEY ,THEIR USUALLY ON THE BORROW
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WHO ARE THEY DO THEY VISIT WINNING GAMBLERS ANNONOMOUSE
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I WATCH JERRAMY KYLE AND I SEE LOADS OF LOOSEING GAMBLERS WITH THEIR PARTNERS BECAUSE THEVE LOST TOO MUCH ,BUT IVE NEVER SEEN EVEN ONE WINNING GAMBLER WHOS ON THEIR WITH THEIR PARTNER BECAUSE THEY WIN TOO MUCH
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ARE YOU WINNING GAMBLERS ,IN A SECRET SOCIETY THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT
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DO YOU HAVE A SECRET SIGN WHEN YOU MEET
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I ASKED JIMML FIX IT ,IF I COULD MEET ONE ,BUT HE SAID TO ME IF I WANTED TO MEET SOOTY AND SWEEP HE WOULD DO HIS BEST ,BUT EVEN SOMETHINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE FOR EVEN HIM TO DO
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I GAMBLE AND LOOSE ,I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE WINNERS AND SEE IF THEY LOOK HUMAN
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AM I JEALOUS ,I WOULD BE IF I THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN AND I CANT
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Diddy...it's 'lose' not 'loose'.
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Pro bettors don't have time to go the pub, so you can't mix with them. It's a 90 hrs/week activity.
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Hello Do Wah - How's yer mum? - well I hope.
ALL THE PROS ARE TOO BUSY EATING PRAWN COCKTAILS TO POST ON ERE. AND I DONT MEAN YOUNGS FROZEN PRAWNS, PROPER FRESH ONES FROM THE ALDI FISH COUNTER IMO. |
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IM 62 AT THE AGE 0F 15 I LEFT SCHOOL AND WENT AS AN APPRENTICE ENGINEER AND WAS APPRENTICE OF THE YEAR I LEARNT MY JOB AND WAS THE TOP EARNER ON THE MACHINES THAT I WORKED ,I CHASED THE MONEY I WAS LIKE A DONKEY CHASEING THE CARROT ,I WAS OFFEREDED PROMOTION MANY TIMES BUT I WANTED TO EARN LOADS OF MONEY ON THE MACHINES THAT I WORKED ,BUT I GAMBLED IT ALL AWAY THAT WAS FOR 16 YEARS,
I THEN WENT ON THE MARKETS AND I WAS TOP OF MY GAME AT THAT ALL THE ASIANS WANTED TO BUYWHAT I BOUGHT AS I WAS THE KING ,BUT I DIDNT WANT TO GO FATHER WITH THE BUISNESS I JUST WANTED TO MAKE LOADS OF MOMEY SELLING MY FASION WARE,I WAS AT THE TOP ASA I THOUGHT BUT I KEPT GANBLING I EARNT AN AWFULL LOT OF MONEY ,BUT GAMBLED I WON LOADS OF 5,6, 7 ,AND 8,9 AND 10000 BETS AND IN 89 I WON £94000 BUT OVERALL I LOST WELL OVER £2000000 ,I KOW BET IN £2 BETS AS IVE NO MONEY I WAS A GREAT ENGINEER AND A GREAT MARKET SELLER BUT I CANT WIN OVERALL AS A GAMBLER I KNOW I SHOULD NOT GAMBLE AS I AM A LOSER BUT I LIVE IN CUCKOO LAND |
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I DID HAVE A COUPLE OF SHOPS AS WELL ,BUT NO MATTER WHAT I EARNED I TRIED TO BEAT THE BOOKIES AND THE EXCHANGES I CANT
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THATS JUST THE MONEY SIDE OF IT ,THE WIFE GOT RID OF ME AS WELL
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MY FRIEND ONCE SAID TO ME ,DO WAH DIDDY YOUR THE ONLY GAMBLER I KNOW WHOS STILL MARRIED ,I SAID IM DO WAH DIDDY IM NOT LIKE THEM LOT ,
LATER I LEARNED I WAS |
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Are you really 62 ?
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I hope you were on Choccywoccydoodah do wah.
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62 yes
AND CHOCCY WOCCYNO NO , |
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PS MY SHOES ARE FROM THE CHARITY SHOP AND ,MY COAT, ,MY LAST THREE CARDIGANS ARE OFF A MANS THAT DIED AND MY BEST SHIRT IS OFF MY DAUGHTERS PARTNERS BROTHER WHO DOESNT WANT IT ,
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IVE NEW PYJAMAS AS MY MAMS BOUGHT ME THEM
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THIS IS THE TRUTH ,MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO TRY AND SAVE A COUPLE OF POUNDS A WEEK FOR MY FUNERAL ,SO I WONT BE A BURDEN ON MY MAM AND FAMILY WHEN I DIE
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You're the most hyperactive 62 I've ever come across - albeit in cyber world, don't get me wrong, very entertaining in a very unorthodox kinda fashion.
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THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THIS IS THE TRUTH
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Do Wah - did it not occur to you at some point that gambling wasn't ever going to be the most lucrative business - or was it the excitement that hooked you ?
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GAMBLING STARTED AT 11OR 12 WITH A 6D EW ON THE GRANDNATIONAL THEN IT ESCULATED ,UNTILL I WASNT HAPPY UNLESS IT WAS A £500 BET
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EXCITEMENT HOOKED ME AND THE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND THE THOUGHT THAT I COULD GO TO THE RACES AND EARN MONEY RATHER THAN GO TO WORK
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I THOUGHT I CAN HAVE A BIG FAT CIGAR AND I DONT EVEN SMOKE
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IM GOING TO THE CHIP SHOP NOW ,IM GETTING ONE LOT OF CHIPS AND ONE CARTON OF MUSHY PEAS £1-80 TO SHARE BETWEEN ME AND MY MAM SEE YOU LATER
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PS MY MAM ALLWAYS GIVES ME THE BIGGEST HALF
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Diddy, you've lived a life, that's something to be grateful for. At your age every day is a bonus. Christopher Hitchens died today and he was the same age as you. You have your memories of being King of the Market.
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agree with dizzy - enjoy each day
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YES DIZZY AND COACH ,IM IN A SELF PITTY FRAME OF MIND AT THE MOMENT ,ILL SNAP OUT OF IT WHEN I GET SOME MONEY
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Do Wah -if you are worried about funeral expenses have you considered funeral insurance ? i know it's an odd topic
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YES I HAVE ,I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE FREE PARKER PEN THAT YOU GET FOR JOINING AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
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Why don't you just have a paupers funeral, always wanted to socialise with the dead myself.
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the problem is with leaving funeral expenses to one side is that relatives who may already be hard up end up footing the bill in the long run ...not may will opt for a paupers funeral if they have the funds at hand .
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