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I WOULDNT MIND A PAUPERS FUNERAL ,BUT I WOULD LIKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS FROM THE BOOKIES WHOS GOT ALL MY MONEY
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MY MAM WOULDNT LET ME HAVE A PAUPERS FUNERAL ANYWAY ,INCASE THE NEIGHBOURS HERD ABOUT IT ,SHE WOULD GET THE MONEY FROM SOMEWHERE
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DO WHA DIDDY
Can I ask why you type in Capitals as a matter of interest - not that it bothers me in the slightest, just curious. Also, let's not think about death at Christmas, it's depressing, let's leave that to Eastenders. I hear Pat's on her way out, will need a separate coffin for those earrings. |
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THERES TWO REASONS I WRITE IN CAPITALS EVERYONE KNOWS ON HERE
1 IM AN ATTENTION SEEKER 2 I GET MY READING GLASSES FROM THE £1 SHOP SOME HAVE LENS IN SOME HAVE DIFFERENT LENS IN AND SOME HAVE NO LENS AT ALL I GET THE FREE ONES NOW IM ON PENSION CREDIT BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THEM ,AND WHEN I DO THERE BROKE WHERE IVE SAT ON THEM |
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well,atleast youre a funny man Do Wah ,so most of us will forgive you use of the Caps
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THE ONE IVE GOT ON NOW HAS ONLY ONE SIDE HANDLE I HAVE TO BALANCE THEM WHILE I TYPE
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I HAVE TO GET SLIP OM SHOES FROM THE CHARITY SHOP ,AS MY GLASSES FALL OFF IF I TRY AND TIE THE SHOELACE TYPE
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You might have lost £2000000 but at least you didn't lose your sense of humour, that's something
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Do Wah you are a breath of fresh air on here, top man
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You're a funny guy. Ha-ha funny.
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I'm actually in creases at work. Nice one.
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roses are red
violets are blue i've got alzheimers cheese on toast . |
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roses are red
violets are blue i've got a knife get in the van |
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At your age every day is a bonus.
Jesus, 62 isn't that old! Most people of that age are looking forward to retirement and enjoying another couple of decades. Do wah Diddy, the state helps with the cost of many funerals, take a look here... http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTaxAndBenefits/BenefitsTaxCreditsAndOtherSupport/Bereaved/index.htm |
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THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION ,IVE GOT TO SORT THE BUS TIMES TABLE OUT OVER XMAS TOMORROW ILL LOOK WHAT IM ENTITLED TO WHEN I DIE AT THE SAME TIME
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IVE ALLWAYS PAID MY STAMPS ,I DIDNT THINK YOU GOT HELP FOR BURYING OR SETTING FIRE TO ME ,MY MAM AND FAMILY WILL BE HAPPY
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ITS THE SMALL THINGS LIKE WHO GOING TO PAY FOR MY FUNERAL ,THAT KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT
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IVE ONLY GOT A PAIR OF CROWN GREEN BOWLS TO LEAVE TO MY FAMILY ,I WILL TELL MY DAUGHTER TO SELL THEM ON EBAY ,SHE WONT DO IT WHILE IM STILL ALIVE BECAUSE SHE SAID I WOULD ONLY GAMBLE THE MONEY
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THAT SHOULD BE GAMBLE THE MONEY AWAY
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I TOOK THEM ALL OVER WHEN I HAD LOADFS OF MONEY BARBADOS HORSE RACES ,BELLE VIEW DOGS,
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You must be female, as men have to be 65 and over to claim Pension Credit.
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IM A MAN EVEN THOUGH I CRY WHEN I SEE A WEEPEE FILM AND IM 62 AND I CLAIM AND GET PENSION CREDIT ,I WORKED ALL MY LIFE UNTILL I WAS 57 AND HAD A BREAKDOWN ,IVE NOW GOT PROSTRATE CANCER ,BUT ITS NOW IN REMISSSION SINCE I HAD RADIOATION THERAPY
I GET PENSION CREDIT AND I DONT TELL LIES SINCE I STOPPED DRINKING ALCOHOL 8 YEARS AGO |
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IVE ALSO GOT IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDTOME AND SUFFER FROM SEVERE DEPRESSION ,AND YOU DONT HAVE TO BE 65 TO GET THEM ,I ALSU USE TO HAVE INGROWEING TOENAILS BUT IVE SORTED THEM OUT MYSELF ,AS NOT TO BE MORE OF A BURDEN ON THE STATE
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IVE HAD 4 CARS AND THEY WERE ALL BRAND NEW ,WHEN I WAS WORKING ,I NOW HAVE A FREE BUS PASS ,AND A MAM THAT LENDS ME MONEY
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A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED ,AND IM ONE OF THE FOOLS THEIR RELATING TO
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I LIKE THE WORD D I C *HEAD BETTER THOUGH
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Trevh 16 Dec 11 22:24
At your age every day is a bonus. Jesus, 62 isn't that old! ________________ depends on your background and where you live. In the poor parts of Glasgow you get a letter from her majesty on your 40th |
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Trevh 16 Dec 11 22:24
At your age every day is a bonus. Jesus, 62 isn't that old! ________________ depends on your background and where you live. In the poor parts of Glasgow you get a letter from her majesty on your 40th Lol Coach.......Trev I see your point, let me re-phrase it....I think any 62 year old who isn't aware enough of his own mortality to make sure he appreciates each experience as much as possible and to enjoy living in the moment as best he can, is missing a trick. Not saying that doesn't apply to you Diddy, just making the point in general. |
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Not saying it applies to you Diddy I meant.
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DIZZY IT DOES APPLY TO ME ,I TAKE TOOOOOOO MUCH FOR GRANTED
BUT THANK YOU FOR NOT UPSETTING ME AS IM VERY SENSATIVE AND MARDE |