WHO ON HERE WINS £100,000 A YEAR I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS PLEASE

LIKE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN PRISON

WHEN DID YOU REALISE YOU WERE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER CRONIC GAMBLERS

WHEN DID YOU REALISE YOU WERE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER CRONIC GAMBLERS

DOES YOUR PARENTS OWN BETFAIR

CAN YOU SEE INTO THE FUTURE

HAVE YOU EVER WROTE A BOOK

DO YOU TELL LIES

DO YOU FANTASISE ALOT

HAVE YOU ACCESS TO TELSTAR QUICKER PICTURES FOR THE RICH

DO YOU NEED ANYONE TO HELP YOU COUNT YOUR MONEY

I WILL BE BACK TO ASK YOU MORE QUESTIONS WHEN YOU APPEAR

DO YOU KNOW ANY CRICKET PLAYERS ,WHO CANT BOWL PROPERLY

ARE YOU A CRICKET PLAYER WHO CANT BOWL PROPERLY

I WILL NOT ASK YOU IF YOU KNOW ANY ONE WHO WORKS IN A HORSE STABLE ,INCASE THERE A POO POO CLEANER AND YOUR EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEM

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOUVE GOT BESIDES £100,000 AND A BRAIN .THAT IVE NOT GOT

ARE YOU RELATED TO DYSON THE HOOVERER

DO BOOKMAKERS CRINGE AND SWEAT AND LOOK AFRAID  WHEN THEY SEE YOU ,EVEN WHEN YOUR WEARING NICE CLOTHES AND DONT SMELL

DID YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO BE A SUCCESFULL GAMBLER ,OR ARE THEY JUST HAPPY YOU DONT WANT TO BORROW  MONEY OFF THEM

Evening Do wah. Tough game isn`t it. Are you after some advice with horses on making a profit ??

SHANLEE ,I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THESE BIG WINNERS ARE ,THEY MUST BE LIKE MARCONEE,AND EINSTEIN AND ALEXANDRA BELL ,AND THE REGGIE REGGIE SAUCE MAN

ha ha DoWahDiddy, you make me chuckle :)

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOUVE GOT BESIDES £100,000 AND A BRAIN .THAT IVE NOT GOT


A working shift key

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOUVE GOT BESIDES £100,000 AND A BRAIN .THAT IVE NOT GOT


A really hot burd :)

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE WHO WIN LOOK LIKE ,DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD LIKE THE REST OF US

I TELL LIES BUT YOU LOT ,WHO SAY YOU WIN PUT ME TO SHAME WITH YOUR FIBS ,DO YOU NOT KNOW WHEN YOUR TELLING FIBS

DO YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHEN YOU SAY YOUR A WINNER

I BET EVEN THOUGH YOU SAY YOUR A BIG WINNER AT GAMBLING YOU NEVER  GET THE FIRST ROUND IN THE PUB ,BECAUSE YOURE ALLWAYS SKINT

I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU WINNERS ARE,ALL THE GAMBLERS I KNOW ARE LOOSERS

THEY CAN ALL TELL A GOOD FEW STORIES ,BUT THERE ALL LOOSERS

THEVE GOT LOADS OF WINNING SYSTEMS ,BUT MAINLY HOW TO SURVIVE  WITHOUT  GETTING A JOB

EVERYONE TELLS YOU HOW TO WIN ON HERE ,AND GIVES YOU CERTS ,BUT THE ONLY REASON THEY DONT WORK IS BECAUSE THEIR LAZY ,NOT BECAUSE THEY WIN  LOADS AT GAMBLING

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A GAMBLING WINNER LOOKS LIKE ,DO THEY HAVE PHOTAS OF THEM AT POLICE STATIONS AND TAX OFFICES

WHERE DO ALL THESE WINNING GAMBLERS HANG OUT ,ALL THE GAMBLERS I KNOW HANG OUT AT THE BENEFITS OFFICE ,AND BOOK MAKERS AND PUBS LOOKING FOR A LOAN

DO YOU WINNING GAMBLERS DO MARATHONS FOR CHARITY WHEN YOUR NOT GAMBLING

IVE WROTE TO JIMMY SAVILLE LOADS OF TIMES ASKING HIM IF I COULD MEET A WINNING GAMBLER ,BUT HE SAID HE DIDNT KNOW OF ANY ,BUT IF I EVER WANTED TO MEET MR BLOBBY HE WOULD SEE WHAT HE COULD DO FOR ME

ARE  YOU WINNING  GAMBLERS RELIGIOUS OR DO YOU DEAL WITH HIM DOWN BELOW

YOUR A WINNER LIKE THE FISHERMAN WHEN HE CATCHES A FISH ,

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU EVER THROW ANY OF YOUR WINNINGS  BACK INTO THE BOOKIES LIKE THE FISHER MAN THROWS HIS CATCH BACK INTO THE WATER

DO YOU LIKE BEING A 2 1/2 % PERSON OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MINOR ETHNIC PERSON ,

DO YOU TELL PEOPLE YOUR A WINNING GAMBLER ,OR DONT YOU LIKE THE WAY PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU

WHEN YOU GO INTO THE BANK ,AND ASK THE BANK MANAGER FOR A MORGAUGE FOR A VILLA IN SPAIN ,AND TELL HIM YOUR A WINNING  GAMBLER ,HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO RING FOR AN AMBULANCE FOR HIM

EVEN WHEN YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM YOUR A GAMBLING GENIUS ,DOES HE EVER LET YOU STAY IN HIS OFFICE FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS

EVEN THOUGH YOUR A WINNER ,DO YOU NEED COUNCELLING LIKE A LOT OF US THAT  DONT WIN

When the Student Loans company took me to court, (for something I didn't do), the income assessment woman nearly had to phone for an ambulance when I suggested I'd pay x per month but they could pay me on losing months

DONT YOUR HORSES EVER FALL AT THE LAST FENCE LIKE US ,AND IF THEY DONT HOW DO YOU STOP THEM FALLING PLEASE

LORI WHEN THE LOANS COMPANY TOOK ME TO COURT FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO (hes the kind of gambler that ive met)

Figured you'd enjoy that one sir.

True story. The guy she had in there before me was a pro busker

WHEN THE LOANS COMPANY TOOK ME TO COURT FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO

ITS A GOOD JOB YOU DIDNT KILL SOMEONE AND HANGING WAS STILL ALLOWED

I didn't kill someone either, although I'm surprised they didn't try to get me on that as well.

LORI YOUR IN COURT FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO ,AND YOU NOTICED A PRO  BUSKER DID HE HAVE HIS ONE MAN BAND EQUIPTMENT WITH HIM

DID HE PLAY A TUNE

He was also there for something he didn't do. It was a quite long and entertaining story which I'll tell when I write my memoirs.

HE WAS INNOCENT AS WELL, YOU COULD ONLY GET INJUSTICE STORIES LIKE THIS ON A GAMBLING FORUM

IN SUMMING UP THEN MY LORD, LORI IS INNOCENT OF GAMBLING HIS STUDENT LOAN AWAY,AS WAS THE PRO BUSKER WAS INNOCENT OF OBTAINING INCAPACITY BENEFIT ,WHILST CARRYING A BIG BASE DRUM ,4 SYMBOLS A MOUTH ORGAN AND A TRUMPET

LORI ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU ,WHO GAMBLE THEIR STUDENT LOANS AWAY AND  END UP IN COURT ,THAT THE GOVERMENT HAVE STOPPED GIVEING THEM OUT ,YOUVE MESSED IT UP FOR THEM STUDENTS WHO JUST WANTED TO DRINK ALCOHOL WITH IT ,AND BUY CANNABISS

MARGARAT THATCHER STOPPED FREE MILK AT SCHOOL WHEN SHE LEARNED HALF OUR CLASS WERE IN THE BOOKIES AT DINNER TIME

I HAD TO GIVE MY MILK MONITOR  BADGE BACK IN TO THE TEACHER

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If you stick to the flat, you tend to get less fallers. If you can't keep away from the NH stuff, stick to hurdles. There was a firm that refunded losing bets on falling hurdlers. I think they were based near or in Ipswich.

CADE ALL THE GREAT CLEVER  PEOPLE COME UP WITH SIMPLE ANSWERS LIKE YOU ,
WELL DONE

I have made £99,892 from gabling on here this  year and would love to answer all your questions but before I do so I will need you too send me £108 postal order so as I reach the £100,000 target for your reference conditions but rest assured my words of wisdom are worth every penny and non refundable, please note