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LIKE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN PRISON
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WHEN DID YOU REALISE YOU WERE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER CRONIC GAMBLERS
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WHEN DID YOU REALISE YOU WERE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER CRONIC GAMBLERS
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DOES YOUR PARENTS OWN BETFAIR
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CAN YOU SEE INTO THE FUTURE
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HAVE YOU EVER WROTE A BOOK
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DO YOU TELL LIES
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DO YOU FANTASISE ALOT
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HAVE YOU ACCESS TO TELSTAR QUICKER PICTURES FOR THE RICH
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DO YOU NEED ANYONE TO HELP YOU COUNT YOUR MONEY
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I WILL BE BACK TO ASK YOU MORE QUESTIONS WHEN YOU APPEAR
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DO YOU KNOW ANY CRICKET PLAYERS ,WHO CANT BOWL PROPERLY
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ARE YOU A CRICKET PLAYER WHO CANT BOWL PROPERLY
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I WILL NOT ASK YOU IF YOU KNOW ANY ONE WHO WORKS IN A HORSE STABLE ,INCASE THERE A POO POO CLEANER AND YOUR EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEM
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOUVE GOT BESIDES £100,000 AND A BRAIN .THAT IVE NOT GOT
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ARE YOU RELATED TO DYSON THE HOOVERER
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DO BOOKMAKERS CRINGE AND SWEAT AND LOOK AFRAID WHEN THEY SEE YOU ,EVEN WHEN YOUR WEARING NICE CLOTHES AND DONT SMELL
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DID YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO BE A SUCCESFULL GAMBLER ,OR ARE THEY JUST HAPPY YOU DONT WANT TO BORROW MONEY OFF THEM
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Evening Do wah. Tough game isn`t it. Are you after some advice with horses on making a profit ??
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SHANLEE ,I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THESE BIG WINNERS ARE ,THEY MUST BE LIKE MARCONEE,AND EINSTEIN AND ALEXANDRA BELL ,AND THE REGGIE REGGIE SAUCE MAN
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ha ha DoWahDiddy, you make me chuckle :)
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOUVE GOT BESIDES £100,000 AND A BRAIN .THAT IVE NOT GOT
A working shift key |
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOUVE GOT BESIDES £100,000 AND A BRAIN .THAT IVE NOT GOT
A really hot burd :) |
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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE WHO WIN LOOK LIKE ,DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD LIKE THE REST OF US
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I TELL LIES BUT YOU LOT ,WHO SAY YOU WIN PUT ME TO SHAME WITH YOUR FIBS ,DO YOU NOT KNOW WHEN YOUR TELLING FIBS
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DO YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHEN YOU SAY YOUR A WINNER
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I BET EVEN THOUGH YOU SAY YOUR A BIG WINNER AT GAMBLING YOU NEVER GET THE FIRST ROUND IN THE PUB ,BECAUSE YOURE ALLWAYS SKINT
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I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU WINNERS ARE,ALL THE GAMBLERS I KNOW ARE LOOSERS
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THEY CAN ALL TELL A GOOD FEW STORIES ,BUT THERE ALL LOOSERS
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THEVE GOT LOADS OF WINNING SYSTEMS ,BUT MAINLY HOW TO SURVIVE WITHOUT GETTING A JOB
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EVERYONE TELLS YOU HOW TO WIN ON HERE ,AND GIVES YOU CERTS ,BUT THE ONLY REASON THEY DONT WORK IS BECAUSE THEIR LAZY ,NOT BECAUSE THEY WIN LOADS AT GAMBLING
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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A GAMBLING WINNER LOOKS LIKE ,DO THEY HAVE PHOTAS OF THEM AT POLICE STATIONS AND TAX OFFICES
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WHERE DO ALL THESE WINNING GAMBLERS HANG OUT ,ALL THE GAMBLERS I KNOW HANG OUT AT THE BENEFITS OFFICE ,AND BOOK MAKERS AND PUBS LOOKING FOR A LOAN
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DO YOU WINNING GAMBLERS DO MARATHONS FOR CHARITY WHEN YOUR NOT GAMBLING
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IVE WROTE TO JIMMY SAVILLE LOADS OF TIMES ASKING HIM IF I COULD MEET A WINNING GAMBLER ,BUT HE SAID HE DIDNT KNOW OF ANY ,BUT IF I EVER WANTED TO MEET MR BLOBBY HE WOULD SEE WHAT HE COULD DO FOR ME
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ARE YOU WINNING GAMBLERS RELIGIOUS OR DO YOU DEAL WITH HIM DOWN BELOW
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YOUR A WINNER LIKE THE FISHERMAN WHEN HE CATCHES A FISH ,
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU EVER THROW ANY OF YOUR WINNINGS BACK INTO THE BOOKIES LIKE THE FISHER MAN THROWS HIS CATCH BACK INTO THE WATER |
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DO YOU LIKE BEING A 2 1/2 % PERSON OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MINOR ETHNIC PERSON ,
DO YOU TELL PEOPLE YOUR A WINNING GAMBLER ,OR DONT YOU LIKE THE WAY PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU |
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WHEN YOU GO INTO THE BANK ,AND ASK THE BANK MANAGER FOR A MORGAUGE FOR A VILLA IN SPAIN ,AND TELL HIM YOUR A WINNING GAMBLER ,HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO RING FOR AN AMBULANCE FOR HIM
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