DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOUR DOING WHEN YOU GREEN UP

I LIKE A BIT OF GREEN ESPECIALLY WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND HAS AN INFECTION AND LEAFS ALL GREEN BITS ON HER TOYS

IF I DECIDED TO KILL MY SELF I WOULD JUMP OFF BLACKPOOL TOWER ,I WOULDNT PAY  EXTRA FOR POISON AND INJECT MYSELF HALF WAY DOWN THE TOWER JUST INCASE

AT LEAST I CAN HOLD MY HEAD UP WHEN I LOOSE ,I DONT WANT PEOPLE TO SAY BEHIND MY BACK THERES DO WAH DIDDY THE GREENER UPER

THEY HAVE A BET ,THEN PANIC AND P O O THEIR PANTS AND GREEN UP

THAT TYPE OF GAMBLING IS FOR GIRLS

A GAMBLER IS A MAN WHO SAYS HE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT AND STICKS HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS ,AND WHEN HE LOOSES HE BLAMES SOMEONE ELSE OR SOMETHING ,AND WHEN HE WINS HE SAYS THERE I TOLD YOU SO

  THAT WHAT A GAMBLER IS NOT A GREENER UPPER GIRL

SO WHAT DO YA DO DO WAH DIDYY WHEN SHE DOOS THE GREEN POO

THE PARACHUTE REGIMENT  ONLY HAVE ONE PARACHUTE WHEN THEY JUMP OUT OF A PLANE ,THEY DONT HAVE A BABY SAFETY GREENER UP PARACHUTE TO SAVE THEM IF THINGS START GOING WRONG

BE A MAN AND TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT

REMERBER THE  OLD SAYING

NEVER TRUST A GAMBLER

BRUSSELL SPROUTS ARE FOREVER GREEN

I backed Roma the other night against Siena, they started poorly and were fortunate to go 1-0 up, i could have let it ride, but the game was falling in favour of Siena who were by far the better side, so i layed Roma, for my initial stake and switched all my green onto Siena and the draw, Siena continued to threaten and eventually equalised late.  So had i stuck with my initial bet i would have lost, but because i was flexible and adjusted to what i was watching i came out with a positive.  Sometimes its the right thing to do.

A GREENER UPPER IS LIKE A MAN WHO SAYS HE DRINKS 55 PINTS A NIGHT WHEN YOU KNOW HE ONLY DRINKS 2

Of course sometimes it can go wrong, but its best to be flexible i think.

COOLHAND YOU CALL YOURSELF FLEXIBLE ,YOUR THE KIND WHO WOULD FIGHT FOR THE GERMANS THEN WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THE ENGLISH WERE WINNING  YOU WOULD DRESS AS A ENGLISHMAN WITH A BOWLER HAT UP ,OR PRETEND YOU WERE DEAD

FLEXIBLE   ==  COWARD

IF YOUD HAVE BEEN ALIVE IN THE BOAR WAR YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN  GIVEN A WHITE FEATHER FOR BEING A GREENER UPPER

THE PARACHUTE SOLDIERS DRESS IN GREEN WITH A LITTLE BIT OF RED ON TOP JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND THEY USED TO COVER ME IN CHOCOLATE AND CREAM WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND I WOULD SAY THAT IT WAS TUFF LIVING IN THE GATEAUX AND WHEN A GAMBLERS BET WINS IT IS GREEN AND NOT RED

IM SORRY SERGENT MAJOR BUT AS IM FLEXIBLE ,AND YOU APPEAR TO BE LOOSEING,IVE CHANGED MY MIND IM NOT FIGHTING FOR YOU ANY MORE

YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT FOR BEING FLEXABLE

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ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS BUNGEE JUMP .LIKE YOU TOLD ALL YOUR MATES YOU WERE GOING TO JUMP ,

OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE FLEXABLE AND WALK BACK DOWN THE LADDER AND TELL THEM ALL YOU GOT A RESULT AND ENDED UP AT THE BOTTOM SAFE

IM A PROPER GAMBLER THATS WHY IVE GOT NO MONEY ,

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FLEXIBALL AND BENDY AND GREEN STUFF COMES OUT OF THE BOTTOM WHAT DO I DO DO WAH DIDDY DO I WOULD LIKE TO JUMP BUT I JUST DONT KNOW WAH DI DO

PROPER GAMBLERS LOOSE ,AND WHEN THEY WIN THEY STILL GIVE IT BACK LATER

EAT YOUR GREENS ,YOUR A TWIRP

EAT YOUR GREENS IVE JUST LOOKED AT YOUR PICTURE AND I CANT SEEM TO PUT A FACE TO IT

A CLASSIC CUS THAT I DO BEHOLD DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU HOLD THOSE CLASSIC INSULTS DEAR TO YOURSELF DO YOU DO YOU DO WAH DO YOU DO DO DIDDY DO

NO WONDER YOUVE GOT A BLANK FACE ,I THINK ITS BECAUSE YOUR VACANT

MAYBE LAST TUESDAY HOW ABOUT I C U NEXT TUESDAY WHEN I AM AVAILABLE

YOU WHITE SILLOUETTES THINK YOUR BETTER THAN US BLACK SILLOUETTES

YOU DONT LIKE GREEN AND YOU DONT LIKE WITE HAVE YOU GOT COLOR ISSUES I AM WITE ON A BLACK BACKGOUND AND YOU ARE BLACK ON A WITE BACKGROUND DO YOU HAVE A PASSPORT

HAVE YOU JUST HAD A BABY ARE YOU POST MENTAL

HAVE YOU JUST HAD A BABY ARE YOU POST MENTAL

I DIDNT MEAN TWINS

I DIDNT MEAN TWINS

EAT YOUR GREENS YOUR HEAD AS ENDED UP AS A VEGATABLE

ARE YOU A VEGEETARIAN OR HAVE YOU MAD COW DEESEESE

MY DORG JUST GAVE BIRTH TO AN ELEPHANT THAT WEIGHED 9 POUNDS WHILE I WAS MIXING THE RED AND WHITE WINE NEVERTHELESS I FELL OVER AND INVENTED A DEVICE TO SEE THROUGH WINDOWS

AND I HAVE THE PATENT

IVE GOT TO GO NOW ,IF I WANTED TO REED NONSENSE I CAN REED MY OWN THREAD


BUY BUY

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND IF YOU WANT TO JUMP JUST DO IT

HOPE TO SPEAK TO YOU SOON ON AN INTELECTUAL LEVEL

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