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LORI VERY GOOD ,
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I am honoured to be acknowledged by the master tbh.
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GENERAL THEORY OF RELATIVES ,IS VERY GOOD INDEED ,IT SHOWS YOUR NOT ONLY FUNNY BUT YOUVE BEEN TAKEING NOTICE OF WHAT IVE TYPED ,IF I WAS A TEACHER AT PRIMARY SCHOOL ,I ASSURE YOU ,THAT I WOULD PRESENT YOU WITH A GOLD STAR
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MY GRANDSON STARTED NURSERY SCHOOL LAST WEEK AND THE FIRST DAY THEY GAVE HIM A GOLD STAR THEY SAID HE WAS A VERY GOOD BOY ,
THE SECOND DAY THEY DIDNT GIVE HIM ONE SO HE KICKED OFF AND STARTED KICKING ALL THE TOYS , |
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NOW IF I WAS HIM ,IF I DID THE SAME AS ID DONE THE DAY BEFORE,AND I DIDNT GET A GOLD STAR ,I WOULD THINK THATS UNFAIR AND I WOULD KICK OFF
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MY LITTLE HEAD WOULD SAY TO ITS ,THEY BUILT ME UP YESTERDAY AND GAVE ME A STAR ,IVE DONE THE SAME AS IVE DONE TODAY ,WHATS GOING ON HERE ,IU WILL END UP LIKE MY GRANDAD DO WAH DIDDY ,IF THIS IS HOW IM GOING TO GET TREATED GROWING UP
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WHEN I WAS AT BABY SCHOOL I WANTED A DRUM TO MARCH ROUND THE HALL WITH ,BUT I KEPT GETTING A TRIANGLE OR A TAMBOURINE ,I NEVER ONCE GOT A DRUM LIKE THE OTHER CHILDREN ,
THAT WAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TOSSING COINS UP AND PROBABILITIES ,IN THE REAL WORLD THERES OUTSIDE FACTORS THAT ME AND EINSTEIN WORKED OUT |
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ACCORDING TO PROBABILLITIES I SHOULD HAVE HAD A BANG OF A DRUM ONE DAY ,BUT I NEVER GOT ONE ,
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I've always thought 'Do Wah Diddy's Thought For The Day' loo roll would be a bestseller.
Or, failing that, 'Einstein's Thought For The Day' loo roll. Same difference. |