The 1p man is back with a vengance [sic]

HERE ,HERE ,SAID THE MAN OVERTHERE

I complained about Do wah Diddy's posts clogging up an otherwise interesting debate with nonsense.  Sorry if it was this, I didn't mean for the thread to be removed.

If you need to worry about someone stealing a penny here and there you're probably not winning enough to worry in the first place.

Very honest of you Cat to own up like that.
I'm mucho impressed.

HES ONLY OWNED UP BECAUSE ROCKET TO THE FACE OWNED UP ON CHIT CHAT,

HE WANTS TO GO AND SEE A PRIEST AND OWN UP TO ALOT OF THINGS IN CONFESSION ,FROM WHAT I CAN SEE OF HIM OR HER

AND MAN OF MANY MOONS SAID I CAN POST AS MANY POSTS AS I WANT ON HIS THREADS

NO CAT FLAPPO I DID IT ,IT WAS ME I AM SPARTACUS

CAT FLAPPO I TOLD THE MAN ON THE DESK ,YOU HAVENT GOT A SENSE OF HUMOUR ,AND I DIDNT WANT YOUR BRAIN TO GET COMPLICATIONS WHILE YOU WAS TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT  ,

I AM SPARTACUS IT WAS ME WHO GOT THE THREAD PULLED

I BET YOU TOOK YOUR BALL IN WHEN YOU COULDNT GET YOUR OWN WAY ,PLAYING TWO BALLS AGAINST THE WALL WITH THE GIRLS

IM NOT SAYING ANYMORE ON THE MATTER UNLESS YOU UPSET ME,YOU SHOULD KNOW MY HORMONES ARE UNSTABLE AT ALL TIMES OF THE MONTH,IM A VERY EMMOTIONAL HUMAN BEING ,I CRY AT LOTS OF THINGS ,NOT JUST WHEN BAMBIS MAM DIES

I don't want to wade through this kind of drivel in order to follow a thread, I don't know if others are happy to do so but I'm not and I'm entitled to say so.  I like a bit of banter, I've been insulted plenty of times on here both in earnest and in jest - neither bother me in the slightest but I am bothered by your endless self-indulgent babble poluting otherwise useful threads. Imagine if everyone posted the way you do - the forum would be completely unusable.

ITS ONLY PENNY THREADS THAT IM ADDICTED TO ,FIND ANOTHER THREAD ON HERE ,THAT IVE OVER TOOK ,IVE BEEN ON HERE 5 YEARS ,AND DONE THAT ON 2 THREADS ,YOU GOT A THREAD REMOVED ,BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ,SEE A COUNCELLOUR,AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT IM SEEING SEVERAL

IF THERE WAS 4000 VIEWS THAT MEANS IT WAS A VERY VIEWABLE THREAD ,YOUR A PARTY POOPER AND A CAT THAT WANTS MUTEING

HAVE YOU GOT A SIGN OUTSIDE YOUR GARDEN GATE

NO PARKING HERE

I BET YOUVE GOT YOUR NUMBER ON YOUR WHEELIE BINS ,IN NICE WRITEING,NOT JUST SCRIBBLED ON

I BET YOUVE GOT NET CURTAINS UP TO YOUR WINDOWS SO YOU CAN SEE OUTSIDE ,BUT NO ONE CAN  LOOK INSIDE

OF ALL THE MILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF HUMANS ON THIS PLANET BEFORE AND TODAY ,I HAD TO BUMP INTO YOU,

I THINK I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ,TO TRY AND ADJUST YOU ,I HAVE A SPANNER TO FIT ALL NUTS

IS THAT YOU CUSTOMER SERVICES ,yes it is can i help you ,YES YOU CAN THERES A MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF DO WAH DIDDY ,WHO KEEPS POSTING THINGS LIKE HIS RELATION WORKED ON THE H M S VICTORY UNTILL HIS HEAD FELL OFF WHEN A CANNON BALL WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS NECK ,CAN YOU HELP ME

i can help you ,but i cant do alot for his relation

I TRIED TO REASON WITH HIM ,BUT HE SAID WHY SHOULD HE LISTEN TO ME ,WHEN HE DIDNT LISTEN TO HIS BALLET TEACHER

if its the same ballet teacher he had ,he may have a point

i had ^^^^^^

I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISSCUSION ,WITH MY FRIEND ROCKET TO THE FACE ,AND FROGGY ,LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE A SEX LESSON AT SCHOOL,WHEN THAT DO WAH DIDDY KEPT INTERUPTING US

im sorry im not with you ,we didnt have sex lessons at school ,ive got 7 children

COULD YOU PLEASE GET THAT THREAD REMOVED

anything ,if you promise to stop mithering me

CATFLAPS

Do wah is a black belt in Origami, one wrong word and he will fold you in seconds. Just like his poker days.

catfloppo
18 Jun 11 09:39 Joined: 16 Nov 06 | Topic/replies: 735 | Blogger: catfloppo's blog
I don't want to wade through this kind of drivel in order to follow a thread, I don't know if others are happy to do so but I'm not and I'm entitled to say so.  I like a bit of banter, I've been insulted plenty of times on here both in earnest and in jest - neither bother me in the slightest but I am bothered by your endless self-indulgent babble poluting otherwise useful threads. Imagine if everyone posted the way you do - the forum would be completely unusable.

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totally agree.

take it somewhere else or keep it in one post DWD. you're (still) acting like a c0ck.

I WILL NOT VIVA LA PRIMEINISTER,AND DONT COME ON SOME BODY ELSES THREAD SWEARING ,I DONT WANT TO REPORT YOU FOR SWEARING,
YOU CAN TELL BY YOUR NAME VIVA LA PRIMEINISTER THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO ,

  YOU FOREIGN D I C K tators  ,THIS IOS ENGLAND NOT PARAQUAY

NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO ,ESPECIALLY NOT A GAMBLING VIVA

MAN OF MANY MOODS HAS TOLD ME THE MORE POSTS I MAKE THE HAPEEIER HE IS ,

AND THE MAN FROM THE KEBAB SHOP HAS TOLD ME THE LESS CHILLY SAUCE I USE ,THE HAPEEIER HE WILL BE

VIVA LA PRESEEDENT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE EVA PERRON

SEEDLESS ORANGE ,DID I ONCE BUMP INTO A RELATION OF YOURS ON A THREAD HIS NAME WAS MAX JAFFA ,HE PLAYED THE TRUMPET

are you actually capable of shutting up, or is it beyond your limited powers?

it's really not hard. just stop wrecking serious threads by bombarding them with your word salad crap.

and please do feel free to report me, because once we open the lid on that particular jar that'll be that for your endless stream of consciousness sh!te.

YOU DONT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP ,IVE SHUT UP AND YOU KEEP COMEING BACK ON MY FRIENDS THREAD TRYING TO BULLY ME ,YOUR TRYING TO GANG UP ON ME LIKE THE GANG IN WEST SIDE STORY ,

THIS IS MY FRIENDS THREAD YOU JUST KEEP COMEING BACK ON HEAR BECAUSE YOUR AN ATTENTION SEEKER


YOU SAY I TALK RUBBISH ,WELL YOUR TALKING ABOUT JARS ,IVE NEVER SEEN A THREAD WITH JARS MENTIONED ,YOUR THE RUBBISH TALKER



I LIKE TO BE IN AMERICA
EVERY THINGS FREE IN AMERICA

MARIA ,IVE JUST MET A GIRL NAME MARIA ,

AND YOU SAY RUDE WORDS AND VULGAR THINGS ,GO AND LOOK FOR THE PENNY BETTOR IF YOUVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO ,AND LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS THREAD ALONE ,YOUR A TROUBLE MAKER LIKE THE ALLIGATOR IN PUNCH AND JUDY

VIVA LA PRESEEDENT YOU MIGHT HOLD SOME POWER IN YOUR LITTLE REPUBLIC,BUT YOUR JUST ANOTHER GAMBLER ON BETFAIR,IF YOU DONT CHANGE YOUR WAYS ,YOU AND YOUR REPUBLIC MIGHT BE THE NEXT TO FACE N.A T O ,,JUST MAKE SURE A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE ISNT IN YOUR BATH TUB ,NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A BATH

IVE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES ,I KNOW A MAN WHOS GOT A SHEEP DOG ON TOP OF BEN NEVIS

HE USED TO HAVE A GOLDFISH AS WELL ,BUT HES GETTING OLD AND SPILT THE WATER FROM THE GOLD FISH BOWL ,WHILE HE WAS PUTTING HIS SUNGLASSES ON

YOUR VERY SELFISH ,I WRITE THESE THREADS FOR LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO STAY IN ALOT OF THE TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TONSILLS AND NO APPENDICS AND NO BRAIN

MY FRIEND MAN OF MANY MOODS HAS TOLD ME I CAN MIND HIS THREAD WHILE HES AWAY ,IM JUST TREATING YOU LIKE ONE OF THEM PEOPLE WHO KNOCK AT YOUR DOOR AND JUST START TALKING TO YOU ,WHEN THEY DONT KNOW IF YOU LIVE THERE,  WHEN YOU COULD BE A  BURGLAR ,

IM NOT BOTHERED WHAT YOU SAY MR EL PRESEEDENT BUT I DONT WANT ANYTHING OF WHAT YOUVE GOT TO OFFER ,JUST CLEAR YOUR HOOK,

IM ALLREADY GOING TO TELL MY FRIEND MAN OF MANY MOODS WHAT TYPE OF COLD CALLER YOU ARE ,SO LONG AS HES IN ONE OF HIS GOOD MOODS ,

I JUST HOPE FLAPPO THE CAT ,HAS BEEN FED TONIGHT ,I CANT DO WITH ANOTHER DOSE OF HIM

Do Wah Diddy is the best poster on the Betfair forums.

I would like to thank Do Wah for more lols than I deserve. keep going Do Wah. the wittiest poster I have ever seen

YOU DONT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP

[x] most ironic post in the history of betfair.

NO NO YOU YOU DONT DONT KNOW KNOW WHEN WHEN TO TO SHUT SHUT UP UP

BUT I WILL FORGIVE YOU NOW YOUVE CALLED ME THE MOST IRONIC POSTER ON BETFAIR ,DOES THAT MEAN IM AN IRON AND RED HOT

YOU HAD ME THERE ,I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING NASTY TO ME ,WHEN I DIDNT REALISE YOU WANTED A SHIRT PRESSING

VIVA ITS TOOK YOU NEARLY 5 YEARS TO SAY SOMETHING NICE LIKE THAT TO ME ,

YOUR THE KID OF PERSON WHOIS WORTHY OF MY LAST ROLLO ,EVEN THOUGH BECAUSE IM GREEDY YOU WOULDNT GET IT

CLOSEAU THANK YOU ,ITS LITTLE THINGS LIKE THAT WHAT YOU POSTED THAT HELP ME ,GET THROUGH THE HARD TIMES ,WHEN I FIND OUT THERES NOT AS MANY BLACK MIDGET GEMS IN MY 100 GRMS AS ID LIKE

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England U21`s are winning Do wah

SHANELEE 66 THEY BEAT US IN THE END ,THOR AND ODIN SCORED IN THE LAST FEW MINS,

WHEN THIS COMPETITION IS OVER ,I BET THEY LAUGH THEIR PIGTAILS OFF ,WHEN THEY ROW THEIR SHIP HOME

YEARS AGO THOR AND HIS MERRY MEN ,CAME OVER TO ENGLAND AND KILLED  MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT UNCLE FREDS WIFE.UNCLE FRED SAID THEY WERE VERY NICE HE ONLY HAD TO ASK THEM ONCE TO DO IT ,AND THEY OBLIGED

THOR SAID SHOULD WE TAKE HER BACK TO DENMARK AND MAKE MERRY WITH HER ,FRED SAID YOUR MERRYMENT WILL BE SHORT LIVED WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH ,JUST SEE HER OFF AND HAVE DONE WITH HER

FRED SAID THE ONLY THING HE HAD AGAINST THEM WAS THEY DID NOT WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY VISITED THE TOILET