I think I'm an alcoholic

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Shorts are a killer, wine's ok in moderation, a couple beer's is fine. Sounds like you're over doing it if you have all three.

Whatever you do don't give it up. People that give it up are aye telling other people how good they feel as if the universe gives a damn how they're feeling. Try and cut it down to a bottle a day imo.

Mr Angry .. if you can (think ) your not a alcoholic ....cheers

How does the old line go?

I'm a workaholic....whenever anyone mentions work I start drinking.

Deadly .. an old timer  says  i dont drink, i dont smoke .i dont swear .
Fu.. me ive left my pipe in the pub zzzzzzzz the old ones are the best

I always keep a bottle of liquor handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.

The incomparable W C Fields.

You've set me off now zipper. 

Deadly keep going .. funs good  i will post how i got the name zipper