Best / Worst Tipsters on the forum?

Mesmerised  joined  10 of 10  the kid has  been here a week  and he is already asking  question zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Zipper you're not very good at maths are you? 10 of 10 until now equates to over a month - not a week, been using betfair a lot longer too, don't be a muppet all your life and I'm probably older than you.

zip joined 6th July 2002 . and  i will give you a clue , zipper is no muppet ..

Mes , hope you dont mined me calling you  Mes.  You want a bit of banter . your older than me  . well try this   i would lay odds on  ive got socks older than you .

zip, can I call you zip? no? OK ZIP, listen up, so you joined betfair in july 2002 - and this apparently makes you an expert?
I've been going to Arsenal game since 1996 and I still can work out why Tottenham fans think they're better than us! Those socks - hand me downs?

zip's been going to ARSENAL games since 1896.....MAYBE

Arsenal Football Club were founded in 1886 as a workers' team from Woolwich......he probably was the gaffer.........................

Mes  zip aint been to a football match since  The Busby Babes .. remember them .. Tommy Taylor   Duncan Edwards  and Sir Matt

Mes  hey dont get me on about football i remember  Stanley Matthews when he played for Blackpool
Heres a joke   two old scouts  spoting  new talent football they had the word this kid was hot  very hot  call em Sid and Fred  thats the scouts   game over  the hot shot scored 3  his side won  3   nowt
Sid  said  to Fred   this kid is England Class  Fred said howd on a bit .....He aint that bad

PMSL @ DFCIRONMAN

ZIP please use commas, this is 2010, English has progressed and developed since your day, come on now.

Mes  the reason i use .....  cause ..i  . have  ..a stutter ..hope you understand

Oh a stutter, wanna her a joke.......

A teacher is explaining biology to her young student. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.


'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Sh!t!', the Rottweiler ate her!

Hey  stutters  can work  many years ago   Royal Ascot  zip went  up to a bookie  said   a grand  on    Lesters   mount    thats  3 grand  down  to zipper   .. it won  honest

zipper, I'm beginning to wonder what planet you've just swung by from? [smiley:crazy]

Mes .... Try  Mother  Earth .. you will not be a million miles away

mother earth? There must be more than one! Which solar system are you communicating from Zip?....

QXZZIPZZT.  why you  ask ?

Mes , Ssss  Ssss Ssss  That  that  that  was  was  was  funny .

Mes   got to go now   but  your  hot at maths  you said in a  post  14,08  " zip  aint  no good at maths "  Try this  zipper is 57 plus  Vat.. how old  is zipper ??

That would make you an OAP.