Tool of the month award goes to the guy who has spent the past two weeks backing the San Francisco 49ers to win the Superbowl for thousands between 160 and 120/1 (current price to lay 120/1 for around 80 quid). Paddy Power and Stan James are both 150/1 and I know at least one bookmaker offering 200/1. 80% profit goes to me and thanks for coming, chump!
Now quit being a pain. Bugger off and get yourself an account with one of those so I can get some of my exposure back at a sensible price.