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03 Dec 09 07:59
Date Joined: 20 Apr 04
| Topic/replies: 50,578 | Blogger: Lori's blog
Sick of this gambling lark and want to contribute to society.

Can anyone recommend a good knife. I like the small pointy ones, but sometimes think the thundering great big ones might be better for stuff like lopping off an arm.

Any good books? I'm thinking of specialising in sports injuries as my gambling background should be invaluable, but wouldn't mind taking out the odd brain or two as that looks fun.
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Report Kwijibo December 3, 2009 8:02 AM GMT
working with knifes when not fully trained could easily end in tears ...
Report Knight Rider December 3, 2009 8:03 AM GMT
:^0 Lori
Report Eddie the eagle December 3, 2009 8:03 AM GMT
If Weir Al could do it , surely you can too :
Report I am the one and only223 December 3, 2009 8:16 AM GMT
Lori, I hope you'll follow the Kelly surgery recommendations on knives.

Basically, the better your edge, the more you can cut with it.
Report Feck N. Eejit December 3, 2009 8:52 AM GMT
Betfair are rumoured to be starting up a hospital exchange that matches 'surgeons' with patients. Betfair will take 20% of the body fat from the patient as commission. "Prospective patients are reminded that some people described as surgeons may in fact be unqualified".
Report Eddie the eagle December 3, 2009 9:37 AM GMT
Feck , would that be Betfair Peru ?
Report Feck N. Eejit December 3, 2009 9:41 AM GMT
Eddie, that's where they got the idea from. Not for the first time they're claiming it was an original idea.
Report Muqbil December 3, 2009 10:23 AM GMT
I might be able to put some work your way, Lori.

I would advise against becoming too specialised in your chosen field and wouldn't mind a quote for the felling of a couple of conifers that are well and truly ooc.
Report Lori December 4, 2009 3:32 AM GMT
You saying I should branch out?
Report Lori December 4, 2009 3:32 AM GMT
and lol 223 :D
Report Moon Light December 4, 2009 6:03 PM GMT
In order to fit in to your new profession it's important to enter into the spirit of things and not be as pernickety as you are with your gambling.
Urgency and a sense of cost management are more important than precision.
Report plainlazy December 4, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
betfair have had an arm and a leg from me already...but your quite welcome to practise on whats left
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