Another new season

It’s gonna be a long season for us. Ten threads each weekend from you moaning about corrupt players and officials, VAR robbing you of a clear goal (which was clearly offside), players passing when they should be shooting, players shooting when they should be passing. Half time rants when the score is 0-0. Full time rants when only two goals have been scored.

If only the footy was as predictable as you. We’d all be millionaires!

You could say exactly the same about yourself

You must be close to the million with jack jones horses winning at double figures

Did you keep the faith?

You got to have faith.

reach out and touch faith

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