Portugal v Uzbekistan - Houston - 6pm

nice team selected there by assistant manager roberto

Bruno to score @ 2.9

always wondered how roberto got the gig and now its obvious. he was the only one interviewed who said he would pick ronaldo rain, sleet or shine.

Seen Anti Ronaldo comments all over twitter and forums like this the past wee, that means there's only one thing that's going to happen tonight, a brace or a hat trick of goals

11/1 hat trick with Hills, worth a tenner of anyone's money against this rabble.

Ronaldo to carded @ 12's 365, he'll be pumped for this with all the criticism he's getting, maybe gets a bit exuberant with his tackles when someone half his age takes it off him?...................…........................…...

That shot of Ronaldo waiting in the tunnel... he's feeling the pressure that's for sure.

Something to enjoy as the dreary national anthems are belted out again............................

Jun 23, 2026 -- 5:54PM, GEESUSS wrote:

Something to enjoy as the dreary national anthems are belted out again............................

Grow up mate, thats not even funny. Get sick of this since someone found out thats my wife.

Bet on Ronny to score, he has gone, however I am sure he has promised a Maserati car to whoever lays on a goal for him, if he does not get a penalty. He will be in floods of tears if he does not score, Kane, Mbappe,Salah, MESSSIAH all scored.

Also had a very very small hat trick as well.

That's one down, two to go

BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BOOOOOOOOM

Jun 23, 2026 -- 6:07PM, mesmerised wrote:

That's one down, two to go

Fingers crossed, and a free swing now. Only got 10.5

1.7 1 goal was not a great price given his track record, just had a feeling it would happen.

So many idiots going to a match and spend it staring into their phone .

Wow maybe Ronnie can be a team player...now and again.

That ref needs to be stepped down after this match, how long did he spend faffing about sorting out the players in the box for the free kick

just let him take it, then give a foul one way or the other ffs, it's the same thing at corners

Over 2 minutes for the free KICK
YAWN

Clever goal there. It had me fooled.

Telephone numbers imv….

mug passing it out from the back ffs

Lovely finish

it is a foul, kicked his shin

It's true btw these fans are absolute mugs paying all that money for flights, accommodation, food, tickets, merchandise etc, only to stand there in the stadium when a free kick on goal is about to be taken, looking down on their phones filming instead of looking up at the live action right in front on them, what makes them even bigger mugs is there's thousands of people taking exactly the same footage from near enough exactly the same angles, you're not even capturing something unique ffs.

Reminds me of a few months ago when Duplantis broke the Pole Volt record again for Sweden, ran off to the fans to celebrate and around half of them were doing the same thing, looking at their phones recording when he's right in front of them. Mugs.

Two goals---the hat trick is on

A decent player tbf,but unbearable….

good chance for three now. because he certainly wont be taken off by the assistant manager roberto

3-0. Ronnie is BACK at 41 years old.

ronnie is back lol. with this opposition if he didnt fill his boots it would be hilarious

for comparison messi has played algeria and austria. just a bit better than this shower

If Ronaldo gets lucky with a Martinez like manager next for Portugal, wouldn't be surprised if he tries to make it to the Spain/Portugal/Morocco World Cup in 2030, just spend the next few years languishing about in the Saudi pub league to keep ticking over.

would not surprise. if roberto stays on then its almost guaranteed

from where i stand ronaldo is practically the manager anyway so its up to him and you best believe he will think he can do another four years

Ronaldo's Adams Apple could cut glass

size of that thing

Bet this mug takes him off after an hour to miss out on the hat trick

no chance. hes on for the 90

or 95

Just back went with my wife to drop of the ankle biter who has gone to watch England.... did not follow me in following the 2 Irish teams. Come on Ronny.

Stopped doings in matches after a game a few nights ago, classic example a player pulled back by shirt no booking. It means you can keep fouling with no yellow card.

UZBEK that would have been a great goal if it came off.

CR7
Crock of

On his last legs

He was really gassed out.