Get back your box dixie, this discussion is for intelligent posters, there's no seat at the table for you here

It's especially not for chumps who think the real Dixie Dean is up there with your all time greats, your Messi's, Maradonna's, Cruyft's etc, just because he banged in a few goals 100 years ago against your Wife beat Welders, Chain Smoking Chimney Sweepers and the local acholic Greengrocer

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They have decided not to add proper time on out of order that

Blimey i'm being dissed by Nostradamus

   Well done Mes, I was beggining to think you were serious.

They'll likely bring in a timed sin-bin rule first. Before that is eventually scrapped for unpunished karate chops to the threat.

Team A has Messi and Ronaldo playing for them in an upcoming match against the much less talented Team B.

How do we compete ? Says the manager of Team B.

I know, i'll play Basher Briggs and Clogger Collins against them, absolutely hopeless players but i'll tell them to break Messi and Ronaldo's legs early doors, they'll get sent off of course but now under the visionary new rules we'll be able to send our decent players on as subs and the opposition are now without their best two players, easy game this

Jesse Marsch oh dear

I think mes has gone back to consult his Book Of Runes duffy

Mes just fishing for a reaction and attention. You should've figured him out by now.

We have figured him out sofa, this is called taking the p1ss

over on the corners and over on the goals :|

You need to be more flexible with your thinking, this is very simple stuff.

2 yellows/red - replaced by sub
Deliberately denying a goal scoring chance is a red - replaced by sub
Violent conduct such as pushing your head or hand against another players face/head is red - replaced by sub
Deliberately trying to break someone's legs is  red card - not replaced by sub

That's simply how you get around it, you make that exception so nobody's going to go around trying to break other players legs, especially considering you'd probably get a lengthy ban, lose personal sponsorship as you're not on the pitch and not to mention reputational damage.

Look at how many millions would have tuned out of that game last night at 3-0 down to 10 or 9 men, broadcasters/sponsors/advertisers paying big bucks to have people switch off in droves? Don't think so.

Some of you are stuck in the dark ages, you'd probably still have the pass back to the goalkeeper rule if you had your way.

Kind Regards.

lol at this google merchant mug taking it in the literal sense, mentioned the stone ages as well, pretty sure you'd agree I knew that was before the rules were first written up at the Freemason's Tavern in 1863 too, on yer bike, chump

This chump went out of his way to google when the dark ages were, Chatham's finest actually thought that I thought football went back that far I'm dealing with a real heavyweight intellectual here people, the gift that just keeps on giving

Top grammar school

Of course you don't need to use google, like when I said Fred was Brazil's worst ever striker, and you proceeded to wheel off his career stats as if by memory like a proud dad

kenbo - if only we could show mes the red card

We all use search engines for stats mes, undeniably even you. But knowing facts about historical periods and their dates are simply due to a decent education.
shame you missed out