Hair - Red Card

That might help but we need to get to the root cause

you're talking follicles.

Well I’m not saying more on a Monday night. That’s something for the weekend sir.

Nits

Greco-Roman wrestling in the penalty area is allowed though, how long before they grease themselves with olive oil?

Could be something to trial is the women’s game where more of the players have long hair.

excellent replies.

It was a shame for Man Utd as the bloke was head and shoulders above the rest of them.

Is he a regular starter or just a fringe player?

here wig o again

With suspensions and injuries to their centre halves and full backs, Man United could find themselves short at the back and sides.

the red card cost me money. i had a pony on utd to win.

Fortune favours the bald.

Once VAR combed through the footage it was cut & blow dried
he was off.

We are conditioner(ed) to accept it, a sham.
"poo" says Carrick, worst ever

Can't think of any decent puns but Var reached a new low when after analysing the incident the only thing they could come up with was to remark that they didn't know that Calvert Lewin had dandruff

Apparently, he doesn't!!

Doubt this story will be talked about in years to come,
'cos it's a pony tale.

Was going to post a pun but thought I'd mullet over.

Me too, didn't want to post one Sa ssoon

Red card was a lock

Yes, he braid the price for poor discipline

Crisp I think you need a lie down

Martinez threatened the bald ref that if he was red carded there'd be hell toupee.

Swifty,

You've won it with that one

Apr 14, 2026 -- 5:06PM, SirNorbertClarke wrote:

Crisp I think you need a lie down

I’m on a roll-er

Maybe they should wear a hairnet.

What s going on hair

Ironic that Calvert-Lewin's pony tail was pulled by a player who is pony

Martinez needs to beehive himself in future.

Certainly needs to brush up his knowledge of laws
of the game, he'll be combing the rulebook so
he doesn't infringe again

Carrick will be perming any 2 from 4 next game as
replacements.

Hairy Maguire likely to be Martinez replacement against Chelsea

They’ll want to be back to full strength for the last game of the season at Brighton when taking on a flock of seagulls.

Carrick mirrored Fergie,gave him the hairdryer treatment.

He should fine Martinez a few bob

Or tell him to beehive.

Var obviously thought he was worth it

Joking apart,
No two ways about it, this was a blatant foul and needs to stamped down on, HARD.
Next you know they'll be swinging their Gucci man-bags on the touchline.

As a betting medium, I like it, it's what I do.
But as a spectator-sport,  UGH!

Whose hairbrained idea was it to make this thread. Wouldn't get me involved.

Hairy Maguire set to be banned for +1 game as “FA uphold charge of misconduct”, reports @lauriewhitwell.

Man United could be without Maguire and Lisandro Martínez against Chelsea.

Reminds me of the joke

'What's the difference between a bloke's pony tail and a horse's tail?
Nothing, when you lift the tail there's an arseh0le underneath.'