Ingerland vs JAPAN-7.45

Kane injured

Kane out. must've injured himself in the warm up.

Gordon as striker... Apparently

Palmer Rogers foden behind.... Apparently

Mainoo Anderson dubble pivot... Apparently

White konsa guehi oreilly

Pickford

Who is this Apparently player  ?

Friend of DJT!!!

Japan can move the ball nicely, but they are toothless. Their strikers semm to be reluctant to put their foot through the ball, preferring finesse to efficiency. I will be surprised if England concede against them.

Tbh I thought Tuchel would start Bellingham to fail.

2 or 3 errors already, White and Konsa. Not a great start

So sad that the whole of England only has one centre forward and he plays in Germany

true, crisp. If Kane gets properly injured, there's not a lot else up front.

good blocks, Japan.

England playing their way into it now.

How long will it take for Anderson to get booked?

0-1, there goes my 0-0, terrible defending

Too easy, can't lose ball when everybody is up
in support.

Well made our bunch of overpaid anchors look pretty ordinary there..

far too easy that

Ingerland are
TOOTHLESS

Oh dear

Reality check for England

Wouldn't be surprised if Japan let England score late to save face.

Nico

England will score I believe,but there all bunched up like kids in the playground playing short short passes

good effrt, well saved

England 2nd favs for World Cup, Don't see it meself.

Japan are well-drilled and cover a lot of ground, but they shouldn't be finding it this easy.

I feel sorry for the folks that have paid their hard earned to watch this rubbish.
I honestly wouldn't have gone if it were free to get in.

Declan rice lucky he missed this. The Japanese would have had him for breakfast.

HT
Ingerland(TOOTHLESS)-Japan(devilish)

hAHAHAHA

Just switched over and now watching Dads Army, ffs, Godfrey and Jones are faster than White and Konsa.

Scotland game must be bad if you've went from there to the England match and then Dads Army.

Foden has got another chance, and he's not taking it, Neither is Palmer or Gordon. So far, at least.

Taxi for Tuchel

this is so poor.

Surely England will be gifted a draw out of courtesy and pity.

Did they give the sweaty socks a courtesy goal?

We're an absolute shambles...

Japan defending well, but England not putting any real pressure on them.

Route one

Tuchel has no faith in England's skillful players:- Bellingham, Palmer, Foden ..

I cannot believe Tuchel would be forgiven for planning a World Cup campaign without Bellingham

Bellingham isnt fit.

I really hope England do not get rewarded for playing for the dead ball

Mar 31, 2026 -- 9:31PM, Tiger Tiger wrote:

Bellingham isnt fit.

Oh really? Why is he on the bench?

Ask Tuchel ffs,

He isnt fit enough to risk.

Fair play to the manager then. It's only a friendly.

But Bellingham is key for England at World Cup level imo.

Would sooner England rely on Bellingham than Tuchel but it was only a friendly (although I made a few quid).

よくやった日本

WC BETTING
Spain 6.2
Ingerland 7.6

JAPAN 60

A bit of VALUE
There

the cynic in me says tuchel is solving his jude problem by letting rogers play his way out of the starting 11, woeful

Tuchel seems to read the reports rather than watching the games.

Only a friendly tonite, of course, but...

englih fa spend billions employ elite manager and everytime alway end up with pumping p]balls in to the box and maguire falling over looking for pen,header etc like a pish poor sun morning pub team

There is no “Jude problem”. 

England won’t win anything without him.

Without Kane and Rice, trialling for England tonight was something of a poisoned chalice.

But hold on: Rice and Kane? Best will in the world, it’s not Iniesta and Messi or Gullit and Van Basten, is it?

Story of Betfair’s life, I’m afraid:- lay, lay, lay England away

.... If you think Bellingham would have made a difference Tonight you must be his PR man.

   We are a shambles and on that showing " Will be home before the Postcards "

Don’t agree with what Dixon
Says but hit nail on head
We don’t take risks
It’s all to safe
That’s premier League in a nutshell to be honest
Going be another World Cup
Where going be bored and disappointed watching us and there might be a team like Japan that might get so excited about now and than
I think only way England going score is when rice putting in balls in box
Pan head and burn or stones

England must have its worst set of strikers in history

Solanke and Calvert-Lewin are the back ups to Kane?

Les Ferdinand was leagues above them and was 5th or 6th choice in the 90s

law of diminishing returns tobermory. back then foreign strikers were the exception not the rule they are now. ferdinand was 5th or 6th out of how many whereas now there's only 5 or 6 to pick from in total

Chill out needed.

Half of those players on display last night wont be going to the World Cup. A different scenario presents itself when Kane, Bellingham, Rice and Saka are on the pitch.

Anyone who needs to know why we dont have many strikers/players to choose from, just take a look at your own team and count how many English players are in your starting eleven every week.

SAKA has stank every pitch he,s stood on for last 6 month,s and you can count his good games for eng on fingers of one hand

You can say that about nearly every England attacker since 2018.

Tuchel has been a let down so far. Looks to be Southgate lite.

Befre Euro 26 we lost our last friendly game at home to Iceland, its no big deal, the result of these friendlies often means more to the opposition than it does to us, its not a new thing.

*Before

least we forget SOUTHGATE leading 1 nil in front of 90,000 fan at home managed to lose to italy and rather than getting sacked got HONOURED

Pickford
James Stones Guehi Hall
G.Maradonna Rice
Bellingham
Rashers Kane Saka

Trafford
Henderson
Livramento
Trent
Konsa
Mcguire
O'reilly
Foden
Garner
Rogers
Wharton
Bowen
Gordon
Madueke
Watkins

Who is not going, who have I missed?