Savile row LONDON

Gaz will fix it

if you spell the numbers between one and a thousand ,none of them have the letter A in them.

The Savile Row tailor discovered this while writing down the orders for the Red Waistcoats.

one hundred and eighty has an a in it. as does many numbers between one and a thousand.

you are not allowed use the word AND in Savile Row

so if i was in the shop and i said i'll take the grey suit and the blue suit, i'd only be sold the grey one ?

Escorted out of shop with neither

But given order form for red waistcoat

brassneck says waistcoat, means straitjacket

if you writing down the suits you were going to buy,you would write down
grey suit ,blue suit.red suit,black suit,
you would not write down
a grey suit and a blue suit and a red suit and a black suit

Would you like a red waistcoat with that Sir?

The RED waistcoat army are on the way

To be fair to Sir Gareth he doesn’t hide away when it’s penalties. In fact he practices them everyday and gets his teams to deliberately play for them.