mesmerised's Premier League predictions for 24/25

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Week 32

Looks easy(easier) this week, but doubtless there will be the usual Barclays stuff.

haven't got more than 6 out of 10 results right in any game week this season so far, and those 6 were on just three occasions.
last time after game week 31, I'd got 6 or more out of 10 on 10 occasions, incl. peaking at 8 out of 10 results right, three times.
had 30 correct scores, now 18,
21 more correct match results
and 3 more winning acca's.

it's been a tough season

Kind Regards.

That told you Norbert!

I'm guilty of following mes because of your narcissistic forum persona.. you amuse me.. without you this place would be very dull...

Out of interest how many bags of sand did you put on Djokovic @ Wimbledon 2023?... you must remember.. It was the day you pressed the self exclusion button for a year..

Yeah I've gone from a pleb to a moron

mes is rattled

-223 points is a serious loss. That doesn't include all his losses from his threads that start "I've found a 200/1 winner."

mes is as bad a guesser as you Clarky9

sure has been a tough season - football has deffo become less predictable across all levels of english league football. this has been my worst season for a very very long time

TD what markets do you bet in?

SNC - I mainly bet on form based win markets in the 4 main english leagues and have done so for many years.

this is defo my worst for a very long time.

So many teams are up and down. You never know if they are going to have a good day or a bad day.

Only 3 teams in the PL have shown consistent form; Liverpool, Southampton & Leicester



4 leagues is a lot to follow

Is the pressure of being a serial loser getting to you mes?

You only started posting on this thread, in February, when your other account clarky9 was needed help, you'd have to be a bit thick not to realise you are the same person as him.

A sad old man probably in his retirement years, logging in and out of different accounts to back himself up in an argument, go and start your own thread in your own name, you moron.

Kind Regards.

Your delusion is too funny

Salty over the City 4-2?

Remember Clarky9, mes doesn't like excuses

Another hefty loss incoming for Mes by the looks of it..

That's it clarky you chump, you keep losing every week after you gave the Big I am, and post on here straight away to deflect attention, you must think people are stupid

I'm Backing every game in one league, and you're cherry picking games in different leagues, I know which task is tougher.

Kind Regards.

Looks like mes has unblocked you Clarky...

When's he going to unblock me and sofa?

OOPS!...

Both mes & Clarky9 are useless as predicting football outcomes.

Any normal person with their track record would have died of shame

Reported.

Reported.

mes I'll report you every time you are abusive. If you get suspended or banned it'll be entirely your fault.

Week 32: -16.89



Wednesday

for Week 29, outstanding game

Newcastle 3-1 Palace @ 1.66 and 15

Kind Regards

Classic gaslighting by mes...

Really must learn to behave yourself mesmerised... tut tut!

ACCUMULATORS...

NOT ACCUMALATORS... Because that would be retarded. hth.

Week 33

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https://ibb.co/QjkGNBgn

Week 33: -13.75

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Week 34 starts tomorrow, ffs, will have to post it shortly.

Kind Regards.

Congratulations mes, you didn't lose as badly as last week!

Week 34




https://ibb.co/0yY26n9m

8 winning weeks, 25 losing weeks. Serious tipster. lol

mes isn't tipping anything. He's guessing scores.

Some shouts this week mes, good luck tomorrow

Wolves didn’t let you down

mes, your mate Clarky9 did well yesterday.

He/she/they staked 41 magic beans for a return of +24.75

GL with your remaining guesses.

Currently running at +20.23pts this week, with 1 game left and 1 acca still running, albeit the small balls acca.

3 Correct scores landed and 6 correct results, if Forest win to make it 7, it'll be the most correct results I've had thus far, with 6 out of 10 being the best in a very abject season in any given gameweek.

The medium balls acca looks close but wasn't really, United scored their only goal at the death and Villa were hanging onto a 1-1 draw.

If Forest score a goal on Thursday, it'll likely be the best week of the season, ending up over +30pts

Of course that's just a small dent into the huge loss accumalated this season and all a bit too little too late.

But I'll take it.

Kind Regards.

Not sure I said the word -season, enough.

Kind Regards.

mes, it's always nice to make a profit so great stuff!

Just think, if you knew what you were doing you could make a profit, (or not lose), every week!

You really are one thick puppy.

Week 34: +17.23



damp squib on an ending with the Forest game but take the overall win this week anyway.

Kind Regards.

Week 35



another quick turnaround with City-Wolves tomorrow night.

Kind Regards.

Good stuff

It's never ending at the mo.

Week 35: -17.82

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Last week's win wiped out by this weeks loss, good news is there's only 3 weeks left.

Kind Regards.

Still plenty of time to make it -300 magic beans.

^ Can anyone see how 'clarky9's posts, who posted like this above, has been replaced by 'SirNorbertClarke's posts instead?

further proof, if you needed it, that they are the same poster

Why haven't you updated 'clarky9's p&l this week like you normally do, SirNorbertClarke?

It's because you've probably ended in an overall loss after giving it the big un' all season

I have no need to update Clarky9's P&L. Everyone knows that like you he has finished in the red.

If he finished in profit he'd be all this thread.

BTW I like the idea that your failure has made you paranoid.

You haven't updated Your thread because you are too embarrassed to do so, you spend most of the rest of your time on here pathetically after timing and trying to look shrewd on every thread going as if anyone actually cares. You're also too dense to understand that this is not a typical betting thread, it's backing all 380 games, using sub optimal odds to make it more challenging and backing silly long accas, yet you're clinging onto the deficit for dear life as if this is actually how I or anyone would attempt to spend most of their time trying to make a profit, it's a challenge and nothing else you mug. At least if anything has come out of this, is that we all now know you are a grass who slyly reports people who upset, bless.

Kind Regards.

mes, this thread contains your predictions. They're not very good are they?

ACCUMULATORS...

NOT ACCUMALATORS... Because that makes you look a little retarded, after being corrected so many times. tbh.. hth.

I think he's trade marked it just to annoy you.

I like his tables and predictions; assuming he's considering form in his assessments it shows the high degree of randomness both in goals scored and team results outside of three or four elite squads.

I've no idea what he says, he's been blocked for several years, he knows he has, yet seemingly still trying to speak to me through a brick wall, odd.

Week 36

What's the running P&L for the season please?

I looked at this at half time in final match and thought you'd be so
happy to get one correct score this week,...

VAR review to survive in injury time too

Week 36: -2.67





2-2 saved the day yhtl but it's still putting lipstick on a pig, only 2 more weeks thankfully, I sense a Hail Mary acca on the Horizon


Kind Regards.

still putting lipstick on a pig

- don't recall hearing that one before

Week 37



And so the penultimate week is here, starts Friday, no games Saturday, finishes Tuesday with the season's crescendo ending a week on Sunday, praise be to the Lord.

If my predictions for the top 5 chasing teams come to pass this weekend, and we literally have no reason to believe they will based on the last 9 months, then Ars-Mcy-New will get top 4 looking at the remaining fixtures on the last day (Arsenal away to Southampton, City away to Fulham, Newcastle home to Everton) and 5th spot will be in the hands of Chelsea, away to Forest, with much better GD than Villa but level on points, and a points ahead of Forest. Wouldn't be surprised if Forest-Chelsea drew and Villa beat United away to let Villa slip though on the last day.

But of course it wont pan out that way, because something inexplicable will happen again a la City drawing away to the joint worse team in prem history last weekend, and Forest at home to relegated Leicester, chasing CL football, and only drawing, K Sera Sera.

Kind Regards.

2nd place play off on Sunday....

-257 points, impressive stuff.

This thread is absolute comedy gold. Up there with the 'lay haaland at 9/2' thread..

I remember the tip to lay Haaland @ 9/2 top goal scorer for the Premier league... Haarland was Evens by halftime of the first match!

Decides to lay the best finisher of the modern era, playing for the heavy odds on title favs, who score 80-90 goals a season, taking penalties in the league.. Shrewd bugger

At 9/2 btw... Not evens

Poor clarky / SirNorbertClarke, going to the same well over and over to fish in an empty pond when everyone else moved on years ago, I must have really triggered him at some point, you keep tipping losers in the EFL son after giving it the big I am all season long Kind Regards.

You're nearly -300, I'm barely down. Are you stupid or something?

You are not just stupid Nobby, but you're a special kind of stupid, you have a small sample size, where you have cherry picked which games you want, and you've still proven you can't tip a wheelbarrow, I've a very large sample size backing every single game with correct scores and accas at large odds, chances were always that it wouldn't end in profit, but that was the challenge.

You, you mug, started chasing with fantasy points when you started losing, going from 1pt to 3 to 4 then to 10, 12 and even up to 20 classic gambling chasing mug. It's you who has no idea what you're doing chump..

Also noticebable how SirNorbertClarke stopped posting the updated p&l at the end of the ELF regular season, because it ended in big loss, and it must have dented his ego, he spends an inordinate amount of time on here desperately trying to cultivate some kind of shrewd gambler persona - with an excess amount of laughable after timing, he's not thicker than you, you're as thick as each other, because you are each other. What makes you extra thick is that you actually thought nobody would notice One clarke updated the p&l of the other Clarke when he was not even asked, not the sharpest tool.




Kind Regards.

a) Season isn't over
b) I'm hardly losing anything
c) You're nearly 300 points down lad

And the most hilarious thing is you thing I have two accounts...

Can you please post your P&L against my P&L?

Oh and btw, I've bet on literally every league one game. Not cherry picked anything..

Chasing with 60 point tonight

I can tip whatever I like.

When does SirNorbertGrass make an appearance to defend you again, he didn't post once on this thread til February, only started to post when you needed some backup after having your yellow stained pants pulled over your bonce, but of course, you're not the same person

I swear on my kids' lives we're not the same person. You're an absolute pleb.

what a lovely bite

It's so important to him he's actually bringing children into it and swears on their lives, how embarrassing, have you some dignity about you absolute Wally

Who swears on their childrens lives over something so unimportant, he either has no children or he resents paying maintenance fees for them which is why he bets in fantasy points, has to save the pennies, you two morons are clearly the same person.

Kind Regards.

You're an idiot. As your tipping thread demonstrates..

and illustrates

Swears on his childrens lives - over a betting forum

stakes 60 points because his fragile ego is hurting so much over being called a loser

What a classic meltdown from the forum imbecile

Keep going son, this is comedy scenes

Remind us of your P&L this season for your premier league predictions Mes?

Week 37: -3.81

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Hallelujah one more week left, and stayed under -300pts, every cloud.


Kind Regards.

One to go.

Tricky week to end a tricky season.

Who'd be a tipster!

Currently looking for a 300/1 big balls winner

GL with the 300/1 for final week mes - enjoyed following your selections but it's been a tough year with a lot of upsets - pity there are so few tipping threads on a gambling forum but they are a tough audience and it does take balls to put your head above the parapet. Anyway hope to see you back next season.

Totally agree, this has been a good watch (Accumalators aside). No bragging, no City nobs and no claim of "winners" (I'll ignore the perceived chasing early on) - Get the spelling right and you can go again next season

Been a tough season, think anyone doing this should be getting at least half the weekly matches right, I'm averaging 4.2 a week, the odds on my acca's are probably way too high but then again haven't even been able to land small balls accas, just not my year, however I guess I'll have to do this for a third season, to either prove the first season that finished in 135pts wasn't a fluke and to prove the second season was an accident Kind Regards.

Another losing week hey Mes?

I wouldn't bother going again next season. Waste of time and money..

Keep going mes.

just ignore the moronic snipers.

good luck

He's just a mind numbingly boring tart who repeats the exact thing every week for no apparent reason. Kind Regard's

Please try again next season... I'd suggest you re-read some of those self-important books of yours in preparation.

oh! and please less meltdowns..

Been a tough season, think anyone doing this should be getting at least half the weekly matches right, I'm averaging 4.2 a week, the odds on my acca's are probably way too high but then again haven't even been able to land small balls accas, just not my year, however I guess I'll have to do this for a third season, to either prove the first season that finished in 135pts wasn't a fluke and to prove the second season was an accidentGrin Kind Regards.

Keep going Mes

I tried to search for last year's thread to TTT it because I thought you'd made a profit over 400 matches, level stakes book makers odd, fairly outstanding achievement IMHO>

This year, reversion to the mean, hey ho, but I enjoyed looking in.

G'luck

Final Day



The last hurrah, not gone my way this season escapee but you can't win every time, will only be able to keep an eye on scores on Sunday as the French Open starts same day. There was one point where it felt like it could have finished on -400pts at the rate it was going, so at least the damage limitation exercise was successful, every cloud and all that.

Kind Regards.

Good luck, I hope you claw back plenty of points.

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A truly fitting end to a terrible season, today sums it up, worst individual week comes on game week 38 with -20.1, a huge big ball winner to sugar coat it wouldn't have been deserved. Not sure what went wrong other than I simply found this season far harder than any other season I can think off, barely averaging 4 correct results per week. First season huge profit, second season huge loss. Gone from 188 correct match predictions 2 years ago to 158 this year, 34 correct scores to 23 and 7 accas (from 77) to just 2 out of 114. I'll get my coat.

Hope you enjoyed the show nevertheless.


Kind Regards.

yup keep going m8 look forward to your thread next season. have a great summer

Aye bizarre season, congrats for keeping going.

One of your trolls is broken so no reason not to smash the books next season.

Testing... I think if he was gonna object to anyone posting here, it would probably me.

I often fight back with equally nasty / niggly posts as he.

The Original disaster thread.