Fantasy Football

You'll know who to post your Christmas cards to now mes...

I just blamed my daughter... She's gone upstairs in a huff now..

If I get banned, just remember... It was mesmerised fault!

Emit has just proved, YHTL, Mes and MSM right!

I hope you deleted that private message with my bank details on!!

Just report your post, ask them to kindly delete it as it contains info you didn't intend to post, and they will delete post pdq

Done it meself a few times

You would really be a weirdo to be the slightest bit interested.. imo. No offence mes.

Sep 1, 2026 -- 5:42PM, ----you-have-to-laugh--- wrote:

Just report your post, ask them to kindly delete it as it contains info you didn't intend to post, and they will delete post pdqDone it meself a few times

I have done...

Shameful scenes, 28 people having their private information jeopadised by some forum wally

Get Nobby to do it. It will be gone in seconds!!

Nobby had a right result not entering.. The hit squad would be one step closer...

mesmerised 01 Sep 26 16:35 
Is Duffy bringing in Fernandes this week, must have felt like a right t1t leaving him and watching him bang in a hat-trickLaugh


I was very happy not putting him in for most of the first half and was going to post all about it, but then I thought, what if he does something after I posted it, I would have made myself look a right plank then....so I didn't.

Anyway, he's too expensive at 12 million and remains so IMO despite the weekend, lets see how he does against Everton away....curses, I shouldn't have said, if he does something I'm going to look a right t1t

FFS, now everyone knows I'm named after a naff can of beer out of the Simpsons

now now duffy, can't swindle your way out of it that easily

second highest pts scorer last season
broke assist record
plays 90 minutes every week
on penalties/free kicks

Repeat after me, my name is Duffy and I am a t1t, not a bit of a t1t, but a bone fide, full G-Cup sized t1t

Waiting for the transfer window to close, then I'll either..

a. Wildcard

b. Triple Captain the obvious

c. Bugger all.

Is porky pineapple a real name?

I was going to free hit but now considering wildcard

Betfair Footy Forum.  Week 2

Rank	Team	GW Points	Total Points
1	Oscarbreez	114	197
2	Tribal Medlyn	108	185
3	Schloss Adler	110	166
4	Emit's Crackers	91	155
5	Sing When Ur Winning	92	154
6	Atkins Allstars	93	151
7	FPL Goddess	120	148
8	LEON+THE LAGERNAUTS	113	147
9	Borehamwood Packers	89	147
10	Incredribbles27	95	145
11	Poxy Cricket	92	143
12	Bench Fart	80	140
13	No Chance 26/27	86	139
14	Droopys Plunge	60	137
15	Up The Villa	66	136
16	Estrella And Paella	84	135
17	The Rhyl Hillbillies	76	135
17	Stringvest	87	135
19	Not at all Athletic	71	134
20	Alternative Exeter	74	133
21	I'm Taking Le Bris	79	131
22	Porky or pineapple	73	130
23	Fatties's Fledlings	67	126
24	Comfortably Dumb	59	126
25	Kenbo’s Eleven.	82	125
26	dayveea	73	124
27	Pepelepew XI	67	114
28	Walk in the Park	69	106

Thanks yhtl... and apologies

That's better, I don't think anyone noticed!

mes,

I'll settle for us being a pair of (.) (.)

You should be able to sort by game week score too, in the spread sheet, and print a weekly score table...

FPL should sort out the weekly scores and take off the hits , the top score shown is 161 but they have taken 28 in hits and its another player just entering for a week or so and making lots of transfers , they probably think they have won a prize but any chip means they cant win , what is the point of it ?

I think 144 won the actual weekly prize.

They just like the glory of seeing their name top. Maybe in some competition...

You need to be giving these tables a bit of s3x appeal by jazzing it up with some funky graphics and a dollop of colour.

https://ibb.co/RTXMHdWT

Kind Regards.

Yes , 144 won it and they finished 3,850 this week .

There would be a few bench boosts and triple captains that can't win.

Plus the boys that pick multi teams stacked with
players from 4 teams or so, with 11 transfers week on week.

As you say, they should remove the -4s before sorting rank.

Deadline: Fri 4 Sep, 18:30

Raya v Verbruggen

Is a slight dilemma this week...

Raya = triple Arsenal defence.. Great if they keep a clean sheet..

Sep 3, 2026 -- 1:35PM, Emitdeb wrote:

Raya v VerbruggenIs a slight dilemma this week...Raya = triple Arsenal defence.. Great if they keep a clean sheet..

Boring answer but just play who you think has more chance of a clean sheet , it really shouldnt matter about the other players , i expect a few will have chelsea attackers against them .

Always dislike it when you've got 4 or 5 players in one game when a couple of the big guns play, going to take a chance and side with the Chelsea offense and hope for a goal and bench the Arsenal defense, obviously realise that the defenders can score/assist themselves but want to cheer on the one side and Chelsea won the coin flip

It could be an interesting week , there could be some chaos with man city , i can see some players rested for midweek , and will probably want to give some minutes to the new signings

Agree, the City midfield i a particular minefield, I've got Cherki but just know I'll be sat there cheesed off when he's on the bench.

Cherki will probably start as City have no other player of his like to play behind Haaland and with 2 goals 2 assists I'd be surprised if he was benched, though he is likely to be subbed at some point if City quickly go 2-0 or 3-0 up as they have Porto away 3 days later, Fernandes has a home CL game 4 days after Everton. Kind Regards.

mes,

Please accept my apologies, you were right I completely reacted in a ridiculous manner the other day and to be fair Tribal immediately pointed it out to me, I'm going to put it down to the male menopause if I may

no need to apologise, my skin's thicker than a Rhinos and I take nothing to heart, only here for a laugh, quite like a good ol' forum dust up anyway

Kind Regards.

I've toughened the guy up over the years... Do I get any thanks?

2 minute warning!!!

1

I have good feelings this week! Triple Captain fantastic!

Raya v Verbruggen

Is a slight dilemma this week...

I briefly toyed with the idea of spreading the load... Feel I'm steadily getting a grip of the format now..

Nice 26 pointa for the rat, and 6 for Virgil, lovely start,... Unravelment starts tomorrow...

It is looking like a lot of rotation for Man City today , could be chaos later .

Yeah, the leaks suggesting that O'Reilly, Semenyo and Cherki on bench.

Time to get rid of most City players.

I have o'reilly semenyo haaland , even on the bench i expect they will all get some minutes , haaland could be off at half time if 3 or 4 in front .

Stop Press, an even more reliable leak is saying that first leak is BS and that initial leaker is back tracking

Are you feeding us fake news, Duffy!!!

XI | Donnarumma, Khusanov, Dias (C), Guéhi, Gvardiol, Anderson, O'Reilly, Ndiaye, Cherki, Semenyo, Haaland

Who are these mugs peddling fake team news

After all that , pretty much as expected

quick search tells me someone called fplaguero or something

FPL Sergio
@****a_kante
If any one dares question my credibility then just look at my previous record.

I dont see the point after the deadline has passed , you cant change your team .

Mug suckered in by Newcastle signing in

O Reilly sounds like he’s injured in the warm up.

O'Reilly out Fernandez in , at least get 3 from the bench .

Haaland and Semenyo nice start

5 points from 4 players today.

No O'Reilly so get 0 for Truffert with 8 point van hecke second sub, luck evens out...

All out for 59.

Time to deploy the GW4 wildcard.

Mbueno reads the forum (nap)

Imagine being a fantasy manager and not having him in your team!

Yeah, bloody madness

Fancy using your wildcard this week and having no Bruno or Bueno!

Mbeumo ticking along ok , 3 returns in 3 games

Yeah, who'd be daft enough to do that!

Mbeumo and Shaw did ok that game

Chelsea 1-0 , get in , bust all those clean sheets

Yes I can hold my hands up and say so far I have him wrong, Mbuemo is doing well so far this season.

Don't know whether him and his lard @rse can keep up though.

Kind Regards.

And there's me after all that being his biggest fan didn't fancy him against Everton or City took him out

And yet, City would be ideal for him with counter attack, my usual early season 150 points behind will be reached very soon.

Quantum of Tzolis with an assist

Yes I can hold my hands up and say I let my disappointment at having Odegaard in my team and him disappointing at Villa that led to me firing off against Tzolis and him on the Arsenal thread and taking Odegaard out of my team....been imperious today.

Late deadline with 5 games kicking off next week , so could get a bit of team news on the saturday

Could also get a bit of fake team news.

There are reliable sources, the one last season that leaked that Haaland wasn't playing late in the season was a good example that caught a few out who started him..

Somebody suggesting they have been looking for the leak, and yesterday may have nailed it.

Take care until it's all confirmed.

Think Andy from LetsTalkFpl said last season that he doesn't really get given any leaks anymore since FPL moved the deadline further back, the one he gave last season relayed from twitter, didn't make much difference iirc, it was City team news, took the key players but was it Marmoush that started and was cack. Though it could have been a massive edge if it had worked out. That was the only real leak of notice I remember last season.

Haaland has mentioned fpl himself a few times, no doubt he feeds his Norwegian posse back home some team info, English football in Norway is massive.

Kind Regards

Betfair Footy Forum. Week 3

                   

Rank	Team	GW Points	Total Points
1	Oscarbreez	54	251
2	Tribal Medlyn	49	234
3	Schloss Adler	53	219
4	Emit's Crackers	58	213
5	Sing When Ur Winning	58	212
6	Atkins Allstars	59	210
7	No Chance 26/27	71	210
8	LEON+THE LAGERNAUTS	56	203
9	FPL Goddess	54	202
10	Estrella And Paella	66	201
11	Porky or pineapple	68	198
12	Borehamwood Packers	50	197
13	Alternative Exeter	64	197
14	Poxy Cricket	51	194
15	The Rhyl Hillbillies	58	193
16	Not at all Athletic	58	192
17	Incredribbles27	46	191
18	Stringvest	55	190
19	I'm Taking Le Bris	58	189
20	Kenbo’s Eleven.	60	185
21	Fatties's Fledlings	58	184
22	dayveea	58	182
23	Up The Villa	45	181
23	Bench Fart	41	181
25	Droopys Plunge	42	179
26	Pepelepew XI	57	171
27	Walk in the Park	52	158
28	Comfortably Dumb	42	156

Rank	Team	Total Points	GW Points
7	No Chance 26/27	210	71
11	Porky or pineapple	198	68
10	Estrella And Paella	201	66
13	Alternative Exeter	197	64
20	Kenbo’s Eleven.	185	60
6	Atkins Allstars	210	59
4	Emit's Crackers	213	58
5	Sing When Ur Winning	212	58
15	The Rhyl Hillbillies	193	58
16	Not at all Athletic	192	58
19	I'm Taking Le Bris	189	58
21	Fatties's Fledlings	184	58
22	dayveea	182	58
26	Pepelepew XI	171	57
8	LEON+THE LAGERNAUTS	203	56
18	Stringvest	190	55
1	Oscarbreez	251	54
9	FPL Goddess	202	54
3	Schloss Adler	219	53
27	Walk in the Park	158	52
14	Poxy Cricket	194	51
12	Borehamwood Packers	197	50
2	Tribal Medlyn	234	49
17	Incredribbles27	191	46
23	Up The Villa	181	45
25	Droopys Plunge	179	42
28	Comfortably Dumb	156	42
23	Bench Fart	181	41

Someone's a little bored...

Rank	Team	Total Points	GW Points
7	No Chance 26/27	210	71
11	Porky or pineapple	198	68
10	Estrella And Paella	201	66
13	Alternative Exeter	197	64
20	Kenbo’s Eleven.	185	60
6	Atkins Allstars	210	59
4	Emit's Crackers	213	58
5	Sing When Ur Winning	212	58
15	The Rhyl Hillbillies	193	58
16	Not at all Athletic	192	58
19	I'm Taking Le Bris	189	58
21	Fatties's Fledlings	184	58
22	dayveea	182	58
26	Pepelepew XI	171	57
8	LEON+THE LAGERNAUTS	203	56
18	Stringvest	190	55
1	Oscarbreez	251	54
9	FPL Goddess	202	54
3	Schloss Adler	219	53
27	Walk in the Park	158	52
14	Poxy Cricket	194	51
12	Borehamwood Packers	197	50
2	Tribal Medlyn	234	49
17	Incredribbles27	191	46
23	Up The Villa	181	45
25	Droopys Plunge	179	42
28	Comfortably Dumb	156	42
23	Bench Fart	181	41

Great stuff.

Remarkable what can be done.

Is that table upside down by any chance

I've got a good feeling about this week coming..

Was loving the look of my team, until Gakpo's injury and Shaws doubts... 1 change, to 2, then 3 and 4.. all my future cunning plans out the window..

Feeling Bamboozled! Again..

Dont worry about Gakpo! You don’t want a Utd defender anyway when they’re up against City.

20 minute warning... My squad is a shambles!...

Breathe...

Last second, swapped Haaland for Isak..

Wildcard played...

Rogers and Pedro combine a nice start

Michael Oliver just hit his defcon

A result o'reilly coming on , when you have a 1 point sub and others have 6 or 8 .

Maresca done a Jose half running down the touchline

Sep 12, 2026 -- 1:29PM, Emitdeb wrote:

Last second, swapped Haaland for Isak..

Genius!

Last second I kept Bruno f and Foden instead of going to Palmer and gross.

Did switch O'Reilly to gvardiol and then benched him.

Perfect...

I benched Haaland, don't want him in my team today against United, can live with 8 points.

I waited weeks for the season to start and now FPL is ruining my every weekend!

Sep 13, 2026 -- 9:41PM, SirNorbertClarke wrote:

I waited weeks for the season to start and now FPL is ruining my every weekend!

I've seen your score and I totally understand..

Betfair Footy Forum. Week 4

                   

Rank	Team	GW Points	Total Points
1	Oscarbreez	91	342
2	Schloss Adler	92	311
3	Tribal Medlyn	74	308
4	Estrella And Paella	102	303
5	Emit's Crackers	86	299
6	Incredribbles27	103	294
7	Sing When Ur Winning	72	284
8	LEON+THE LAGERNAUTS	78	281
9	Alternative Exeter	83	280
10	FPL Goddess	76	278
11	No Chance 26/27	67	277
12	Atkins Allstars	64	274
13	dayveea	91	273
14	Bench Fart	87	268
15	Not at all Athletic	75	267
16	Borehamwood Packers	70	267
17	Poxy Cricket	71	265
18	Fatties's Fledlings	78	262
19	Up The Villa	77	258
20	The Rhyl Hillbillies	63	256
21	I'm Taking Le Bris	79	256
22	Kenbo’s Eleven.	70	255
23	Porky or pineapple	55	253
23	Pepelepew XI	73	244
25	Stringvest	50	240
26	Droopys Plunge	58	237
27	Walk in the Park	68	226
28	Comfortably Dumb	73	225

Rank	Team	Total Points	GW Points
6	Incredribbles27	294	103
4	Estrella And Paella	303	102
2	Schloss Adler	311	92
1	Oscarbreez	342	91
13	dayveea	273	91
14	Bench Fart	268	87
5	Emit's Crackers	299	86
9	Alternative Exeter	280	83
21	I'm Taking Le Bris	256	79
8	LEON+THE LAGERNAUTS	281	78
18	Fatties's Fledlings	262	78
19	Up The Villa	258	77
10	FPL Goddess	278	76
15	Not at all Athletic	267	75
3	Tribal Medlyn	308	74
23	Pepelepew XI	244	73
28	Comfortably Dumb	225	73
7	Sing When Ur Winning	284	72
17	Poxy Cricket	265	71
16	Borehamwood Packers	267	70
22	Kenbo’s Eleven.	255	70
27	Walk in the Park	226	68
11	No Chance 26/27	277	67
12	Atkins Allstars	274	64
20	The Rhyl Hillbillies	256	63
26	Droopys Plunge	237	58
23	Porky or pineapple	253	55
25	Stringvest	240	50