****Harry Kane watch****

Brace today
upto 27 goals

Racing queen...absolutely clueless!

CL goal

2nd cl goal

Harry Kane became the first British player to score
50+ goals in UEFA competitions tonight

Just the three goals for Harry today in an 8 (eight)-1 victory over Mainz.

upto 30 goals
another 12 to beat record

With 31, Harry Kane BREAKS the record for the most goals scored in a debut Bundesliga season!

An extremely disappointing day for Harry. a 5-2 away win for Bayern but only the one goal for Harry.

Harry enjoying a break from Ingland duties
Trying to win with BAYERN

Losing 2 nil at home
The Kane curse continues

Leverkusen nailed on now. Their season hinges on the Arsenal tie now.

32 goal
Whose aahland!!!

CL goal
against
ARSE

sorry but does kans score in open play in big matches, No, god sake get rid england

kane

Knocked out Arse in the cl

Last years champions OUT
Only got to beat RM to have the chance to win a trophy
HARRY

Just don't expect him to score a (non-penalty) goal at this stage of the competition. From here on Harry will be very much a passenger.

33 GOAL

34TH GOAL

35TH GOAL

Will he get a sniff of a goal when it really matters though next week? He's been very much a passenger over the years when it comes to the BIG games.

I've been repeating myself a bit here.   Sounds like I'm being harsh on him but I'd love to see Harry step up against Real Madrid in the CL next week.

pen cl vs Real MADRID

43 goals in 45 games for Bayern

If he gets 50 and makes champions league final and euro final for England in the summer he be a shoe in for the Ballon dor

don't think a Balon Do'r winner has ever won without winning a trophy

other than pens does he ever score or perform in any big matches, NO

Kane 6-1 for Ballon
Expect Messi will pick up as usual

Penalty adds another

Harry subbed with 10 minutes left leading 1 nil in the cl semi

The curse continues

DOES NOUGHT IN BIG MATCHES

How many big matches has he been in?
More than 3?

England teammates need to injure him in training if they want to win the Euros

He did assist the goal though and Bayern were ahead when he was subbed.

OFFICIAL: Bayern Munich go trophy less this season for the first time since 2011/2012 season

Harry is most likely cursed though.

Opta

Harry Kane was directly involved in 12 goals in the UEFA Champions League this season (8 goals, 4 assists), the most ever by an Englishman in a single edition of the competition.

First trophyless season for Bayern since 2012. Ever in doubt?

Harry wont be winning anything SOON

fing useless

tap in

IngerLAND

still shouldnt be in the team, without bellinghams equaliser theyd be home

Harry hasnt scored a pen
But could he win a TROPHY?

Was Kane really injured by that cool box

Below are the goals scored by Bayern players in 2022/23. In brackets are what they scored when Kane joined in 23/24.

He has not created or brought anything additional to the team. He has basically taken goals that would have been scored by other players anyway.


Gnabry : 17 (5)
Sane : 14 (10)
Coman : 9 (5)
Choupo-Moting : 17 (3)
Mane : 12 (NA)
Muller 8 (7)
Musiala : 16 (13)
Tel : 6 (10)
Kimmich 7 (2)
Goretzka : 6 (6)
Pavard 7 (NA)

Kane NA (44)

Team F 92 (94) (92) A 38 (45)

Arry in the final
Can he break the CURSE?
Think Spain will tear a new hole!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVFzdRZF0Q&ab_channel=MadFranko008

King Kane wins
The Malta TROPHY

Hip Hip Hooray

Scores in friendly v grasshoppers

Top of the German league
First trophy on the way
Can he get there before SPURS!!!

and still cant score in the truely big games

47 in 41 is some going can't deny he's doing the business

Bayern look far more solid this season

doing the business in a micky mouse league, does fk all in big finals

Curse of Kane is real, never won a trophy, goes to Bayern where it looks guaranteed, in comes a novice manager just relegated with Burnley, couldn't make it up. Cost England at the Euro's, couldn't move, couldn't run, could barely score, and still Safegate kept picking him.

no more kane for england i hope

Looks leggy even as a sub

oh what a player Kane is another  penalty . get rid

what a goalscorer

23 pelanties scored for engerland

4 missed

People will criticise regardless

But hes prolific

proilfic, not in the big matches im afraid

Arry upto 17 goals this season
Bayern top of the league

Still in the cl
Just

31 Goals so far this season
Probably gets his first trophy

Curse almost over

goes missing again in the biggies

Bayern just need 1 point to be
CHAMPIONS

Bundesliga trophy is a plate. Kane still allergic to cups

Whether it's a plate or a cup, it'll still have Micky Mouse etched on the back of it. Kind Regards.

Read earlier he's got a ban for their next game so if they pick up the point required he won't be on the pitch, got to feel a bit for him he isn't the best we've ever had but he gets the best out of the talent he's got.

Bayern about to clinch Championship
Arise
Sir Harry KANE

Spurs win a trophy without
Harry
The Curse!!

does he ever score in big matches other than penalties, another semi final blank

how many today, Harry , im going for 3 , 2 of them penalties

Andorra tougher than most Bundesliga teams it seems

That's hardly surprising, they have 80,000 people to choose from (including women, children and pensioners).

Harry Kane scored twice in Bayern Munich's win over Werder Bremen on Friday to become the fastest player this century to reach 100 goals for a club playing in one of Europe's top five leagues

The previous record of 105 games was set by Cristiano Ronaldo while playing for Real Madrid in 2011, and matched by Manchester City striker Erling Haaland last year.

Breaking records all over the place! I remember plenty on here and in the media were calling for Kane to be dropped by England in favour of Toni or Watkins. Hahaha Absolutely clueless!

Bayern have had some legendary strikers in their history, so where does Kane rank among them?

"They think he is the best of all of them and that includes Robert Lewandowski," German football expert Raphael Honigstein said on the Radio 5 Live Euro Leagues podcast.

"He has done it in a way that is so unique because we don't associate centre-forwards with selflessness and humility and wanting to defend in their own box.

"Kane has gone to another level in the last two or three weeks and has captured the imagination of the German public that is unusual for a non-German player.

"People are just in awe of what he does. The one player everyone talks about in Germany is Harry Kane."

Already scored 21 goals this season
GOAT

It's a Micky Mouse league.

The Bundesliga title is the equivilent of the League Cup in England.

That's all it's worth in stature and prestige, Bayern won 12 of the last 13 titles, soon to be 13 of the last 14.

Pub level football.

Kind Regards.

Flourished at Bayern, obviously was being held back here. Some are saying  The new "Ronaldo"

Oct 18, 2025 -- 9:02PM, mesmerised wrote:

It's a Micky Mouse league.The Bundesliga title is the equivilent of the League Cup in England.That's all it's worth in stature and prestige, Bayern won 12 of the last 13 titles, soon to be 13 of the last 14.Pub level football.Kind Regards.

That's a bit of an odd comment considering Bayern would obviously give all of the top premier league clubs a good whipping

Currently 31 goals in ALL comps

Another GOAL

Bayern Munich won the final 1–0 thanks to a 59th-minute goal scored by former Paris Saint-Germain player Kingsley Coman assisted by Joshua Kimmich, who was later selected as man of the match. Bayern secured their sixth European Cup title and second continental treble, becoming the second European men's football team to win the continental treble twice. Bayern also became the first team to claim any European competition with a 100% winning record. As winners, they earned the right to play against the winners of the 2019–20 UEFA Europa League, Sevilla, in the 2020 UEFA Super Cup, and also qualified for the 2020 FIFA Club World Cup in Qatar; Bayern went on to win both and complete a historic sextuple (six trophies in a year).

Just a Pub team playing in a pub League.

Harry scores his 500 th GOAL

Faster than Ronaldo

another no show in a massive match, oh sorry he scored a penalty

His passes where fantastic
Bulid up play great if was number 8
But in the box chances he had nothing
In best open attacking game your see all season

England line up v Croatia 2018 WC Semi

1    J Pickford
2    K Walker
5    J Stones
6    H Maguire
8    J Henderson
12   K Trippier
7    J Lingard
20   D Alli
18   A Young
9    H Kane (c)

3    D Rose
4    E Dier
11   J Vardy
13   J Butland
14   D Welbeck
15   G Cahill
16   P Jones
17   F Delph
19   M Rashford
21   R Loftus-Cheek
22   T Alexander-Arnold
23   N Pope

Constant constant constant.  Every single season.  The team changes around him, but he's always there and he's always scoring.  One of England's greatest ever players and England's best player of the 21st century so far.  He's a 9, a 10 and an 8 all rolled into one.  He's a team player too.

Hope he gets the win his career deserves

never turns up for the biggis does he ,

If he gets injured, England has no chance of winning the World Cup. If he plays in the final, then England has no chance of winning the World Cup.

I have this situation same as
Ronaldo one with Portugal

Portugal fantastic chance
Of winning the World Cup
But not if he’s pick to start

England Kane starts as 9
But he’s not been 9 for while now
Nothing else to replace him

He's an 8, 9 and a 10, which makes his goalscoring record even better.  Only chance I recall him having he scored.  A better penalty record than Lewandowski Ronaldo Mbappe Messi and Salah.